Sep 29, 2022 5:12 PM
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HermitBean
Crazy how she didn't break eye contact with the camera. Actually, she didn't even blink. Professional social media person
Venfolnir
jamieb03303
Aforaseem
EmsTekTube
Step one: be beautiful woman. Step two: put sugar in tits
gablestout
Step 3: Free internet points
sleepinggreenidea
You forgot the substep of being a horsegirl and all the unhinged sub-substeps that follow from that.
DeadZygote
can't. stop. watching.
TheyDontKnowAndYouCantTellEm
When you're a thoroughbred they'll let you do anything. I don't even ask, I just start nuzzling them, unzipping 'em.
givemeyourdamnsandwich
There are a few reasons to want to be a horse... but many more NOT.
isetprettygirlsonfire
@ElbowDeepInAHorse
mercbrit
RoutemasterFlash
"Quick, gotta pretend I didn't know this was gonna happen!"
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Canonmk2
Annchen Augustine for those wondering. That's the name of the woman, not the horse.
Shineupordown
thanks man
BirdGuyJosh
*sigh* I'll ask. Do she?
TheTinyWolf
Shedont
TwoUsernamesInATrenchcoat
The horse has asked to remain anonymous
NZSheeps
Tripod "Cowboy" flashbacks
oldguyexlurker
Everything I needed to know, right here... "Fitness Model, Fashion Blogger, Social Media Influencer and a Digital Content Creator" Nope.
homerinchinatown
Wonder which of those roles she was in when posing in tight clothes next to a horse...?
CosplayComet
Oh sure, it's cute when the horse does it, but when I do it I'm 'inappropriate' and 'need to leave the Starbucks immediately'!
Exdeath5000
Good horse
kebabpipe
Smart horse
nullundefined
It is all about milk?
deejaynoob
I wish women would finally stop this "big lips" nonsense pushed by the Kardashians. It looks ridiculous.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Eh, if people want the blowup-doll look, let them.
Yorkpensioner
Wants to ride her
DeimosBarret
"Oh I'm so embarrassed please don't look" *posts to internet*
ribbity104
OatlyFans
flornholio
OnlyFawns
MadeYouLookAgain
Horses and fawns have nothing to do with one another though?
I guess I meant OnlyFoals
I considered trying to work "foal" in there before I settled on OatlyFans but I couldn't quite make it work...
Oh deer
18yearoldBlackDynamite
horse girls amirite
BruceLorneCampbell
YoU jUsT kNoW
DALLASLAVOWNER
richard hammond did an epic rant on horse girls/woman, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-flg868deo
I can 100% confirm everything in that rant is accurate.
MarioBoon
Well, she's annoyed by the horse, so she's a poser
If you’ve never been annoyed by a horse then you’ve never owned a horse. They can be obnoxious twats!
Real horse girls forget that and find that cute.
What? You’re obviously not a real horse person
Thank you!
RowanUnderwood
ReadMyLeaders
How long have you been holding on to this one?
It's AI generated :P
WristDeepInaBook
what a time to be alive
MEATCASTLE
her when she isn’t doing it for the gram
DaveSamsonite
Someone is gettin’ mounted.
jlurosa
This is my horse, my horse is amazing
Starlatan
No, it's *my* horse! *giant slap*
Msdee83
RealityInflicted
give it a lick
tygerpsimatrix
Give it a lick; it tastes just like raisins!
Notgonnasaynobut
With a stroke of it's mane it turns into a plane
armagetz
ltjektanoporkins
pistacher
I always liked horses!
Hekatombe
jgjgjgjgjgjgjg
I don't understand why she's posing like that in a stable.
HenryLongfellowIII
Nim449
yeah, he knows.
awesker002
LaughingInTheFaceOfDanger
I've seen porn that starts this way.
Idontneedrealfacts
Salt lick.
Seggs
poor baby is like, "will you please cooperate, im HUNGRY!"
YouTubeRed
the cow
AlansMustache
usafsmith8408
SoftKleenex
Stood there so long you may as well offer the nipple
The72ndRaven
DarwinGreen5
little guy seems to knows what those are for.
FarQuad
"5 more minutes of this and I'm gonna get mad, not my fault this is happening." -Lady in Red.
thematman92
Does anyone know her name? For science?
eathotdog
Some country bumkin
krotuskang
There must be more.
TheLookAndFeelMUSIC
If you think this is weird you should check out Boars and Babes magazine.
kaltralliart
That's a calf, and a nice pair of boobs she has
lightfantasticem172
DVSBSTrD
Cows know a good set of udders when they see one.
criticalhitkoala
I love him in the White Lotus
wagnus
If you love him so much, why don't you marry him
MerkinSuit
I don't need a husband, have a wife. But he seems like he'd be a good husband that Zahn. Loved him in Out of Sight.
Mreman71
Wut...
It is about time we gave some back.
InoculateTheInnocuous
Who is she?
originalhuman
She knows what she's doing. Why she's doing it is beyond me
L1ttl3J1m
I don't think she does. If the cow actually gets hold of one and starts sucking on it like a cow's udder, she going to be in a world of hurt
Brownie19
FFS - she knows what she's doing. She gets paid to post videos on the internet.
ravenousj
3 words. Tik tok points.
'Probably tickles.
SpaceISIS
I too wander around the farm in my bikini and with a camera person nearby.
timmargh
Dad?!
PuppyInAPeopleBody
Vegan equality
nojustsayitdont
I kept expecting her to put an end to it, but she just leaned in harder. Almost became illegal there.
foreigntrolldetector
fucking weird
jesusisherelookbusy
“Why’ve you got two small udders rather than one big one?”
RollToSaveAgainst
That's not right. I mean, I need to watch it a couple more times, but I'm just saying
CosmicTeapot
Idk why it makes me sad and also extremely uncomfortable
Biocide669
Don't unmute.
mrjoetx22
camera don’t pan over slightly to the right ?
ProudAussie
Ahh, they've remade Old McDonald's Farm.
WhatTheHellIsGoingOnBob
People are fucking weird nowadays, or maybe social media has made it more prevalent. Either way, ban her from keeping pets.
MHastrotours
Lady gets tickled by a cow… this guy: “kill her dog!”
secondtalon
People are no more weird than they've always been, you can just put it online and get updoots instead of bullied - but you *like* updoots -
because you get that stupid dopamine hit when you get them, so you start doing weirder and weirder shit to get more updoots. Hence - this.
Well said, oh here's an updoot!
reynoldser
People have *always* been weird, gross lil garbage monsters. We're just seeing it more often thanks to constant social media access
davefleming19903
*sigh* welp...
CanadaEhBuddy
Mrs Hands?
Lets hope it ends better for her.
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
Lady, it's been ten seconds in which you coulda walked away. At a certain point, it's just beastiality
UrbanGio
PithyCommentBelow
I’m pretty sure it was beastiality when this video started.
Thoughtfullyshynoob
No, it's already beastiality the moment she decided to wear a bikini out in the open with the cows.
Why are people downvoting this? He's correct. She did this on purpose - it's beastiality.
browsererror
State of dress near cows is not enough to be bestiality. It is the pressing of her sex organs against the calf that crosses the line.
Mindshard
It's like the video of the chick at the zoo with an armadillo humping her hand and she legit asks if she should let it finish.
Klingbow
How it feels waiting so long for a link
It says a lot about you that 1. You expected me to post the video and 2. You're disappointed I didn't.
BigTex1
Wonder how he feels now that it’s been 3 weeks…did he ever satisfy his armadillo humping fetish? The world may never know.
XANDERcylinderPANTS
Ya, welcome to Imgur
Search reddit for "armadillo was a little too excited".
redpandabanana
There’s also the video of the photographer that had the endangered bird just dry humping his head and he can’t do shit about it
He has a name! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sirocco_(parrot)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY
zaklurker
You are being shagged by a rare parrot.
brings new meaning to "pinin' for the fjords"
Animals are men reincarnated lol xD
klaceo
FeloniousMonk13
This horse and I apparently share some similar interests
abuildingforants
yes, You are mammals of culture.
cptcr
shitting where you like?
Oh yes that too, definitely
RedTailedHawk
Kyen155
Years later...
JustHereForTheMemes0321
This is funny...… Quick question. That's not good for a baby to breath in, right?
Looks shopped on
I'm sure the mask will be just fine.
Good to know
HermitBean
Crazy how she didn't break eye contact with the camera. Actually, she didn't even blink. Professional social media person
Venfolnir
jamieb03303
Aforaseem
EmsTekTube
Step one: be beautiful woman. Step two: put sugar in tits
gablestout
Step 3: Free internet points
sleepinggreenidea
You forgot the substep of being a horsegirl and all the unhinged sub-substeps that follow from that.
DeadZygote
TheyDontKnowAndYouCantTellEm
When you're a thoroughbred they'll let you do anything. I don't even ask, I just start nuzzling them, unzipping 'em.
givemeyourdamnsandwich
There are a few reasons to want to be a horse... but many more NOT.
isetprettygirlsonfire
@ElbowDeepInAHorse
mercbrit
mercbrit
RoutemasterFlash
"Quick, gotta pretend I didn't know this was gonna happen!"
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Canonmk2
Annchen Augustine for those wondering. That's the name of the woman, not the horse.
Shineupordown
thanks man
BirdGuyJosh
*sigh* I'll ask. Do she?
TheTinyWolf
Shedont
TwoUsernamesInATrenchcoat
The horse has asked to remain anonymous
NZSheeps
Tripod "Cowboy" flashbacks
oldguyexlurker
Everything I needed to know, right here... "Fitness Model, Fashion Blogger, Social Media Influencer and a Digital Content Creator" Nope.
homerinchinatown
Wonder which of those roles she was in when posing in tight clothes next to a horse...?
CosplayComet
Oh sure, it's cute when the horse does it, but when I do it I'm 'inappropriate' and 'need to leave the Starbucks immediately'!
Exdeath5000
Good horse
kebabpipe
Smart horse
nullundefined
It is all about milk?
deejaynoob
I wish women would finally stop this "big lips" nonsense pushed by the Kardashians. It looks ridiculous.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Eh, if people want the blowup-doll look, let them.
Yorkpensioner
Wants to ride her
DeimosBarret
"Oh I'm so embarrassed please don't look" *posts to internet*
ribbity104
OatlyFans
flornholio
OnlyFawns
MadeYouLookAgain
Horses and fawns have nothing to do with one another though?
flornholio
I guess I meant OnlyFoals
ribbity104
I considered trying to work "foal" in there before I settled on OatlyFans but I couldn't quite make it work...
ribbity104
Oh deer
18yearoldBlackDynamite
horse girls amirite
BruceLorneCampbell
YoU jUsT kNoW
DALLASLAVOWNER
richard hammond did an epic rant on horse girls/woman, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-flg868deo
gablestout
I can 100% confirm everything in that rant is accurate.
MarioBoon
Well, she's annoyed by the horse, so she's a poser
MadeYouLookAgain
If you’ve never been annoyed by a horse then you’ve never owned a horse. They can be obnoxious twats!
MarioBoon
Real horse girls forget that and find that cute.
MadeYouLookAgain
What? You’re obviously not a real horse person
MarioBoon
Thank you!
RowanUnderwood
ReadMyLeaders
How long have you been holding on to this one?
RowanUnderwood
It's AI generated :P
WristDeepInaBook
what a time to be alive
MEATCASTLE
her when she isn’t doing it for the gram
DaveSamsonite
Someone is gettin’ mounted.
jlurosa
This is my horse, my horse is amazing
Starlatan
No, it's *my* horse! *giant slap*
Msdee83
RealityInflicted
give it a lick
tygerpsimatrix
Give it a lick; it tastes just like raisins!
Notgonnasaynobut
With a stroke of it's mane it turns into a plane
armagetz
ltjektanoporkins
pistacher
I always liked horses!
Hekatombe
jgjgjgjgjgjgjg
I don't understand why she's posing like that in a stable.
HenryLongfellowIII
Nim449
yeah, he knows.
awesker002
LaughingInTheFaceOfDanger
I've seen porn that starts this way.
Idontneedrealfacts
HenryLongfellowIII
Salt lick.
Seggs
poor baby is like, "will you please cooperate, im HUNGRY!"
YouTubeRed
the cow
AlansMustache
usafsmith8408
SoftKleenex
Stood there so long you may as well offer the nipple
The72ndRaven
DarwinGreen5
little guy seems to knows what those are for.
FarQuad
"5 more minutes of this and I'm gonna get mad, not my fault this is happening." -Lady in Red.
thematman92
Does anyone know her name? For science?
eathotdog
Some country bumkin
krotuskang
There must be more.
TheLookAndFeelMUSIC
If you think this is weird you should check out Boars and Babes magazine.
kaltralliart
That's a calf, and a nice pair of boobs she has
lightfantasticem172
DVSBSTrD
Cows know a good set of udders when they see one.
criticalhitkoala
I love him in the White Lotus
wagnus
If you love him so much, why don't you marry him
MerkinSuit
I don't need a husband, have a wife. But he seems like he'd be a good husband that Zahn. Loved him in Out of Sight.
Mreman71
Wut...
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
It is about time we gave some back.
InoculateTheInnocuous
Who is she?
originalhuman
She knows what she's doing. Why she's doing it is beyond me
L1ttl3J1m
I don't think she does. If the cow actually gets hold of one and starts sucking on it like a cow's udder, she going to be in a world of hurt
Brownie19
FFS - she knows what she's doing. She gets paid to post videos on the internet.
ravenousj
3 words. Tik tok points.
oldguyexlurker
'Probably tickles.
SpaceISIS
I too wander around the farm in my bikini and with a camera person nearby.
timmargh
Dad?!
PuppyInAPeopleBody
Vegan equality
nojustsayitdont
I kept expecting her to put an end to it, but she just leaned in harder. Almost became illegal there.
foreigntrolldetector
fucking weird
jesusisherelookbusy
“Why’ve you got two small udders rather than one big one?”
RollToSaveAgainst
That's not right. I mean, I need to watch it a couple more times, but I'm just saying
CosmicTeapot
Idk why it makes me sad and also extremely uncomfortable
Biocide669
Don't unmute.
mrjoetx22
camera don’t pan over slightly to the right ?
ProudAussie
Ahh, they've remade Old McDonald's Farm.
WhatTheHellIsGoingOnBob
People are fucking weird nowadays, or maybe social media has made it more prevalent. Either way, ban her from keeping pets.
MHastrotours
Lady gets tickled by a cow… this guy: “kill her dog!”
secondtalon
People are no more weird than they've always been, you can just put it online and get updoots instead of bullied - but you *like* updoots -
secondtalon
because you get that stupid dopamine hit when you get them, so you start doing weirder and weirder shit to get more updoots. Hence - this.
WhatTheHellIsGoingOnBob
Well said, oh here's an updoot!
reynoldser
People have *always* been weird, gross lil garbage monsters. We're just seeing it more often thanks to constant social media access
davefleming19903
*sigh* welp...
CanadaEhBuddy
Mrs Hands?
nojustsayitdont
Lets hope it ends better for her.
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
Lady, it's been ten seconds in which you coulda walked away. At a certain point, it's just beastiality
UrbanGio
PithyCommentBelow
I’m pretty sure it was beastiality when this video started.
Thoughtfullyshynoob
No, it's already beastiality the moment she decided to wear a bikini out in the open with the cows.
Brownie19
Why are people downvoting this? He's correct. She did this on purpose - it's beastiality.
browsererror
State of dress near cows is not enough to be bestiality. It is the pressing of her sex organs against the calf that crosses the line.
Mindshard
It's like the video of the chick at the zoo with an armadillo humping her hand and she legit asks if she should let it finish.
Klingbow
Mindshard
It says a lot about you that 1. You expected me to post the video and 2. You're disappointed I didn't.
BigTex1
Wonder how he feels now that it’s been 3 weeks…did he ever satisfy his armadillo humping fetish? The world may never know.
XANDERcylinderPANTS
Ya, welcome to Imgur
Mindshard
Search reddit for "armadillo was a little too excited".
redpandabanana
There’s also the video of the photographer that had the endangered bird just dry humping his head and he can’t do shit about it
NZSheeps
He has a name! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sirocco_(parrot)
NZSheeps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY
zaklurker
You are being shagged by a rare parrot.
Seggs
brings new meaning to "pinin' for the fjords"
mrjoetx22
Animals are men reincarnated lol xD
klaceo
FeloniousMonk13
This horse and I apparently share some similar interests
abuildingforants
yes, You are mammals of culture.
cptcr
shitting where you like?
FeloniousMonk13
Oh yes that too, definitely
RedTailedHawk
Kyen155
Years later...
JustHereForTheMemes0321
This is funny...… Quick question. That's not good for a baby to breath in, right?
sleepinggreenidea
Looks shopped on
RedTailedHawk
I'm sure the mask will be just fine.
JustHereForTheMemes0321
Good to know