Claim to fame

Dec 2, 2016 3:01 AM

OregonJane

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My family makes me drink and wish I was farther away from them than I am right now....

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At least you can hear a dump truck driving through a nitro-glycerin plant

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I taught my 3-year-old how to say, "Shitter was full!" I have no regrets.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure he was an ignorant hick, but he meant well.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He tried his best

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is a f'ing great xmas. Fa la la la la!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In my defense, the shitter WAS full.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Almost the entirety of my ex's family was cousin Eddie.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone needs an Eddie in their life

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0