ImSecretlyAfraidOfLlamas
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Just chill dude
DoctorSpaceDog
Your daily dose of pics you've seen three or four times alreayd.
illpickausernameafteridoadab
ill just say, nobody ever licks a butthole on accident.
Valiantlight
I definitely see a nipple!!
xToolmanx
The hot air balloon one... I fucking lost it
Fauxcused
Your daily dose of white guys making stealth racist jokes pretending they are black.
Treblaine
ImSecretlyAfraidOfLlamas
its twitter linguo for Direct Messages
iyearnheart
I've seen the booty patrol! http://imgur.com/2BU1mXT
adrian94
4 door skyline from the 80s
BallsJohnson3
god bless black twitter
SlutNugget
Poor Drake.
TaintedGENE
darktyeh
Fucking Papito's always late man
MrSlowly0
4:35 blaze it
TaintedGENE
dont get it
aureolus
this was my favorte one. that dude is really killing it.
Captainplanetmotherfucker
Brainchow
@pakalupapito
blameitonmyjuice
https://twitter.com/pakalupapito
MrSlowly0
All his tweets are gold
iamthisguy247
Isn't that more like brown twitter.
toddj
They call him 9/12 since he is notorious for being late
Deanismyfutureexhusband
Motherfucker. You beat me to it. Have my upvote.
dimethylheptylpyran
you rang?
smeeshsmoosh
The only truly funny one on here, tbh
decreppo
When you browsing usersub and have to check to make sure you're not on the front page
ScurvyMI
I mean there is obviously going to be some overlap, but I've been impressed with the constant stream of new content in these
watercolortitties
Black Twitter has no end.
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
Well there's at least six urban black people who write these, so...
Kneeyah
Black twitter don't stop
LiterallyYourMom
Yeah it's like there are several funny black people or something.
KillingTheJoke1
It's like they're slaves to new content
LordWok
dark.
OtherErinFromTheOffice
Wesley Snipes dark.
birdm4n
OP delivered
ImSecretlyAfraidOfLlamas
;)
LoudAngryJerk
LoudAngryJerk
roll it, squeeze it, push it, pull it, rub it, do what you gotta, but its like a thousand times more sensitive and it will keep her going...
LoudAngryJerk
...while you recoup enough to start fucking again. i take brownies and boobie pics as gratitude.
BaconMacMason
Flick it, twist it, bop it!
TaintedGENE
this reminds me of a commercial from the 90s
yourCleverUsername10
Tap dat to start!
ZEUSERS
That GPS is hilarious
BlazingBobSaget
That fish one shaking his hand is what made me upvote this.
morphemus
4:35pm tweet from 4/20. This is legit new. Choo choo, on the way to the front page! (Choo choo because trains are black, duh...)
UsChickens
"DM?" Like... Dungeon Master?
BeckysRlyACat
I always think the same thing before I realize it's twitter.
justsomeotherguy
I did some research on twitter in a course and even I didn't know that term...
jyetie
It means direct message on Twitter. I had to ask my nongaming sister.
Melinyel
I'm glad I wasn't the only confused one. I thought they had a crush on their DM or something.
maxiboyfm3a
I rolled low on my perception check too.
LtCmmdrData
Yeah u got it
morefuckscapesthebetter
low thac0 and after care
VEpsilon
That's what I thought
RiloRetro
350,000,000 Hold on lemme get my gun and come back. Dudes already trespassing anyways.
MrSlowly0
When all the good references already posted..fam fire mixtape squad trap square-up smh http://media4.giphy.com/media/QC3ulLALm5sYM/giphy.gif
morrissimo
but y'all need to shut up if you ain't seen that purse
miraquiTOMA
Is this the guy who gives hilariously raw reviews of fast food?
THErealestSlimShady
Black Twitter figuratively makes my whole fucking day. Thanks Fam
HouseOfFarts
Fo real fam!
ImSecretlyAfraidOfLlamas
np fam
TaintedGENE
u gud fam
RogueDiplodocus
#14 ?! what in the hell has happened. Does he now have to sign a register?
RandomFellowImgurian
Thank you.
ImSecretlyAfraidOfLlamas
you are welcome
thespiritofadventure
Question: does it feel good or bad when a girl keeps going after "busting"?
AnActualTsundere
Dunno about other guys, but for me it doesn't exactly feel bad - rather not enjoyable at all.
Yuup
#4 kills me. That face is too perfect
zenunchucks
I don't get this one?
Yuup
It's the "When are we gonna stop marathonning It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and bang?" look
zenunchucks
Ah nm i got it.
Cucumbawumba
in regards to a couple of these, when a dude finishes and she keeps going... does it feel good or hurt or what?
UpDownLeftRyan
Feels like the tip of your penis has been hit with a lightning bolt
CpnCanada
Both.
Charmclover
Next time you bust keep rubbing the head with baby oil. You'll find out what guy you are.
DarthShoppingMaul
I was just about to ask the same thing!
DickDraper
Virgin or female?
Cucumbawumba
Both :p I'm on of those crazy abstinence till marriage people lol
DickDraper
Wot. are you 15? or some young age where it would be understandable that you haven't had fun yet?
TastyTacoNinja
Amazing with head, but if she's riding you your weiner might bend and thats NO BUENO GURL
whiite
I know a lot of dudes that like it, but for me it hurts. Ask first.
Mrsbriggysloth
Female here, and it happens to me when my SO continues licking.
EddieValiantBettylongtimenosee
Why are comments on black twitter turning me on! Damnit @svt1996 get home now!
IAmMelonLordMwahahahaha
Depends on the guy. Ask:D it's always better.
ThatGuyWithPureSwag
For some guys we become sensitive and it hurts and we'll never know that feel
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Super intense but it bent to the feel good side
Crawdiddy
This sounds like late 90's post grunge music lyrics
RosesAreRedMyBedIsGreenIWantYouInItIfYouKnowWhatIMean
Depends, sometimes you can also get hard again.
Jeststar
Think of it this way; after climax, it's already super sensitive.
GeorgeoftheDongle
yes
DuffMan000
good answer
Hellboundclown
For me I can usually go twice a session after that it starts to tickle and if its really great I sometimes start spasming like an epileptic
JayBird2782
I don't know if any guys can give their experience here but I've wondered if being circumsized or uncircumcised effects if it hurts or not?
IusedtobeapervertIstillambutIusedtobetoo
Yes, it affects it some.
OohhJoanieLovesChachi
Yes, more tips what do you guys like that you're afraid to ask for and what don't you like that most girls do? Curious for ..bible studies.
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OohhJoanieLovesChachi
That being said I'm still not sure if a guy has ever actually made me orgasm. And not being sure worries me the most. I know I can myself.
BuntCuster007
Just Ask
OohhJoanieLovesChachi
... Was that previous comment me not asking no?
rusho2nd
yes.
zenunchucks
It's like when you eat one of those tear jerker sour gumballs. It's just fucking overwhelming and almost painful.
SrSprog
That is extremely succinct
TheQUARRYTheBOULDERSLesserKnownFather
It feels incredible. You become hypersensitive and it becomes TOO good. I stop because it's weird to keep going.
ActuallyFactually
I'd assume it's like after i cum super hard and my clit is so sensitive it hurts.
jeffthewaffle
sup
TittySprinklesAndClitter
My husband will make me cum a few times with the vibrator, then he'll turn it off & go down & the tiniest flicks of his tongue make me jump.
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
You'd be right.
aCoolBreezeOnAHotSummerDay
It doesn't really hurt. Some of the magic tingly sensation is gone but not nearly as sensitive I think after a girl cums.
Tribbles
That's what I figured, too
shekles
You got it.
OtherErinFromTheOffice
Comversation with GF confirms this.
OtherErinFromTheOffice
Conversation*. Blah!
kemla
cumversation
OtherErinFromTheOffice
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
HoliBug
Honestly thought that's what they were going for in the 1st place.
UpvotesForCalicos
Shoulda scrolled down. I just asked that same thing & here it is.
miraquiTOMA
Depends how long it goes for afterwards. Get too carried away and you're asking for blood/bruising.
CrispyWorm
You ever had an orgasm so good that your body felt like you were an epileptic at a rave and you just couldn't even think? If not, hit me up
StarmanUltra
My fiancee gets legit worried about me sometimes; I'm usually like that when I finish
tekkenchoir
Smoooooothe. O.O
smasher543
That comment was hotter than my mixtape
skittleyphallus
but are you cute
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
i dunno, lemme take a selfie and you tell me what time I should pick you up on friday
skittleyphallus
send that selfie on over bb
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
http://imgur.com/oN9oixB
thetipsygypsy
I really hope you like women.
CrispyWorm
I do. Especially if they can keep up
thetipsygypsy
I've been known to finish 15 times in 2 hours.
kittylick
Im intrigued
justkissmewhereitsmellsfunny
So what was the number again?
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
867-5309
CrispyWorm
Your username has me quite intrigued haha +1 for bloodhound gang
justkissmewhereitsmellsfunny
You're the first person to get that. Thank you, thank you so much
Itsreallywindyhere
pics.
CrispyWorm
I don't believe you can capture this moment in a pic. No matter how many words they say lol
OohhJoanieLovesChachi
Daaamn I'll take two.
CrispyWorm
Open for business and accepting applications
aprilludgateduire
Are you a man or a woman? Either way I am interested in this
CrispyWorm
Man, and i love you aprilludgateworm
aprilludgateduire
I had so many sexy dreams last night; will probably jump first person I see. Come halp
drbarrel
Which country do you live in?
PumpkinFatch
Don't say the L word, you going to scare her away.