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This is my first lighter I finished from the day I bought him to the day he breathed out his last dying breath of butane gas.
We had so much fun together. We have been on so many crazy adventures together...
Man did we had wild nights of opening alot of beers and lighting a lot of things. But you stayed with me. You pulled through. You stayed by my side for the whole time. Not getting stolen from me, not getting lost. You always where by my side. You never questioned anything I lit up with you. You always provided me with a flame in just one flick.
Dear green Bic lighter, you where my first, you will forever be my first. I will always remember you and keep me close to my heart.
Now rest in peace. May you forever light the skies on the never ending fields of fire.
I'm going to miss you green little bro.
-your owner.
Michelicorne
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/qKPQS7J.gif
mrwicwitty
What the heck is the 17th Month? -Americans probably
almostsomething182
@OP I have a jar with 10 empty lighters and 5 or 6 empty chapsticks. Get on my level.
bibedibabedibu
what an enlightening post
iBoulderDash
Give it a viking burial. You'll probably need something like a lighter to start the fire, though.
ugunaeatdat
No one can own a Bic lighter. One can only use it for a little while.
notsoaveragegayguy
Not impressive
Janusha
This seems to have opened a beer. So it didnt die in vain.
confuciusman2
We can rebuild him. We have the technology.
Grievuuz
Having smoked since I was 20, this happens at least a few times a year ;o
FISHFISHWICK
mine is a month older and now im sad ... is the end near?
Imactuallyblack
You cared more about this lighter than most people care about each other.
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It's clear to everyone that you had never had a BIC lighter.
nosoupforoldmen
I've seen the end of many lighters lifetimes. It happens when you smoke and don't have any stoner friends to steal your bic.
JoGeoffffffff
Bic are the best, so reliable! Can't find them here in Taiwan though...
HamRoll
Clippers are just as good
illbmeubu
I used to save my old lighters too. Emotionally attached. With the grooves from poppin bottles and the weed ash on the bottom. Love it OP!
Placentaur
Finishing lighters is as rare as finishing chapstick, or a pen. 10/10
crunchyintheory
You've never truly had dry lips, have you?
CasualAsshole
Smoke more meth you finish lighters a lot faster.
TheImmortalDead
Finishing a pen is only rare if you rarely write. I finish several pens each year.
JohnJacobJingleHeimerSmitt
youve never been a stoner then I see lol
Placentaur
I... I totally am.. I just lose my lighters :/
JohnJacobJingleHeimerSmitt
Well if it makes you feel better I lost one of mine once and eventually found it in the fridge. Yes I was that high.
OhImSorryIMistookYourFaceForATurd
Wait do you guys not finiah your lighters..? I've finished at least 3 or 4..?
razgris
I use lighters for my oxy-propane torch. Go through at minimum one a month
applesforjuice
Yeah I finish like a third of mine and the others I lose/find in my roommates pocket
OhImSorryIMistookYourFaceForATurd
Ohhh I'm just lonely then haha
metalfoto
6 months.. its EONS for a lighter. Respect.
MeanGreenMemeQueen
Rip little green lighter
primarkundies
RIP
evallen
Dude. That lighter was born on my birthday.
davegoround
What month is 17?
davegoround
Laughed and laughed as I wrote this. Figured it would get downvoted to shitsburgville, but it was too funny not to. :D
HamRoll
Obviously OP isn't American
bannyd
so happy i read the comments before i posted this exact same thing hahaha +1
SomeGuyWithADog
Get a pink Bic.
tellavist
that way you can spot it in your friends hand when he nicks it from you. Good thinking!
Chavestvaldt
And you could also name em Cosmo and Wanda
OMEUNOMEEMINISAR
Clearly you don't smoke weed
PJAngele
Ding ding
RufusTheNakedMoleRat
I have a collection of the child safeties from all the lighters i've gone through
Itouchthefishy
Same here, I've gone through a ton and have a collection of them.
stupidstray
I've probably got at least ten dead lighters in my house at all times. "I'll refill them... Eventually"
YoureAllUpInMyMixLikeFuckinBettyCrocker
I had the same thought, especially OP having this lighter since August. I'm lucky to have one for a couple weeks.
harrypotterobsessedmuch
Haha I feel you. Go through lighters like crazy
tellavist
Yes I do, but I prefer to roll a joint. Don't take bong hits. That saves a lot of fire I guess
PuschintioTheFabulous
Oh yes it does save alot of fire, i go throught like 2 lights a month
OMEUNOMEEMINISAR
It doesn't save that much. How many joints would you say you smoke since August till January? It can't be that many
MarvaNipp
That's what I was thinking. I've gone through several lighters throughout the years lol
OMEUNOMEEMINISAR
Several lighters in a Month, most of them do not last a week. Mainly cuz I lose them
harrypotterobsessedmuch
Same. I lose lighters but always manage to find food.
shazzarack
@tellavist refill it. I did this with my first bic that survived to empty. http://m.wikihow.com/Put-Lighter-Fluid-in-a-Lighter
sammy202020
Why not just get a zippo at that point. Just asking. I never owned a bic. Not judging but I only ever owned 1 lighter and it's my zippo.
DragonBallReferenceGIF
The battle scars of beer opening... magnificent
gimking
Glad I looked before commenting.
gebraheel
I did that with one of those crappy clear $0.59 lighters and ripped the top off...
Massmayhem247
Noticed it. Then you include in story. +1
OPisRichardPosterior
I figured somebody else noticed this
FISHFISHWICK
always ... multipurpose bro
Snowman25
Did you know that they can be refilled?
TobySomething
Double or nothing? You live dangerously...
fisop20
Shhhh.... That would be far too convenient...
MikeHawck
They have to be modified but it can be done. But why?
Snowman25
modified? They have a valve at the bottom. No modification needed.
Allcoolnamesaregone
Nope not the bic lighters.
tellavist
I'm not rising up lighters from the dead?! I'm no necromancer! (jokes aside, I know, but i won't, I'm keeping my bro as a remembrence.
ClickityDoucheBabaGanoosh
You need to call the Smithsonian Institute immediately. This is a once in a life time event for all of us. I will always remember this day.
QueenAntifa
AllBoobsAreGreat
Michelicorne
that's a really appropriate gif
SeregRauko
It's even a green BIC lighter https://media.giphy.com/media/yidUzHnBk32Um9aMMw/giphy.gif
StoleYourPounds
There is no better gift for this.
Valkor
Always lit on the first flick? This is truly a magical artifact.
GRA2itous
Take the safety off and you're golden
dustlight
+5 to survival modifier
YarTheBug
http://imgur.com/pOxsQL2
FrustratedBluffing
?
YarTheBug
Four Rooms (1995); watch and love.
CatBlaster5000
??????????????????
YarTheBug
Four Rooms (1995); watch and love.
CatBlaster5000
alright.
UWantSumFuk
They always do if you take off the childproofing thing
Xplode441
What the fuck, my life is changed.
NeoAcario
Take off that metal bar and also never let it get wet. I've gone through several full lighters that always worked 1st try.
ChaosLegionnaire
What? There is childproofing? Please elaborate.
ClemHFandango
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Showmeyourotters
There's this little metal plate guard over the roller-ma-jig and if you pry it off with a knife it lights way more easily
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Which brand of lighters do you use?
UWantSumFuk
Personally I use zippos but if you take the metal strip off the wheel on BIC lighters they have almost no resistance on the flick
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I just tried it
Corbinator
My stepdad only uses Zippos. Always borrows my BICs cuz he's always out of fluid.
penultimatewarrior
I bet my mate Nick has all your other lighters.
NotAnUberUsername
Does your mate live in my mates couch?
HeavenBacon
Fuckin Nick. Always.
Assfullofbread
I have a friend like that. Never has a light until you go to his house and theyre like everywhere. Also never has smokes. Fuck you Mike
Heyholla
Why do I always get the blame ?
TexanLeadFarmer
There's always that dude or dude'ett the gaffles lighters.
poopwindowofopportunity
My husband Tyler is that guy, he said it's a curse. He can't help it, they just slip right into his pocket.
youarethesumofyourcontradictions
Nick flicks Bics.
LittleWheelsAndCactuss
My bad guys, but if it makes you feel better fucking Kody always steals them from me
tellavist
I freaking knew it... Nick you bastard!
penultimatewarrior
Also +1 for opening beers with your lighter. I still somehow encounter people who are amazed by this!
Sizzlord
I just hate using a lighter that has a funny label on it and fucking it up when I fuck open a bottle.
BigWilldo
How do you open beer with a lighter??
penultimatewarrior
Lever the lighter between your thumb and forefinger and use the bottom of the lighter to pop the top off the bottle. Or just melt it.
BigWilldo
Huh. I gotta try this next time! Thanks!
tellavist
i still encounter "friends" who smoke but fail to open a beer with their lighter. Makes me cry from the inside.
didsomeonesayanal
I either use the table, or just a coaster to open in
nursesalt
I just hit the top of my beer bottle against the wall and drink the beer along with the broken glass shards.
UserguyMcMister
The alcohol will take care of the rest! :D