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Addicted2Groove
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amundost
Babies limit the resources to the group to limit the production of more babies. Other species require less resources
Runninonwater
The older i've gotten, the more i dislikes babies and children. But i guess having one kid with the girl of my dreams would be all good!
ChickenStixOC
Daredevil must be writing these subtitles..
FEMAcampsarereal
It's not just babies. We like adult animals way more than adult humans too.
MarkyBoyAce
I have a 9yo and a 5yo, I still don’t overly like them both and they give me way more sadness than happiness. I dunno, 4/10 probs.
buddytheelfwhatsyourfavoritecolor
Can’t blame children for the root of your unhappiness. You should get help.
Cilvaa
Nudgoat216
Survival mechanism we only find our own babies cute that way we wont swap babies everytime it cries or leave it to die.
BadgerMuffin
I love the subtitle of Ovaries exploding...
SithElephant
Accidentally kill a kitten, people think you are an idiot. Kill a baby, and people lose their minds.
SpaceballsTheComment
Yeah but people don't think about freshly popped puppies or kittens. They think about toddlers.
kamjov
It's just that babies of other animals have good PR
metsakutsu
Human babies have a lot of more responsibility to them. You can enjoy an animal baby for what it is. Human babies have more legal rights.
FartzwithSilence
My children > Dogs/cats... OTHER peoples children? Not so much...
Tonno156
chrishallett83
It's because babies are INCREDIBLY annoying.
casbott
Just reproduce with other species
casbott
goflyblind
yeah, but that didn't work:
MmmCookiePoops
Cats shit in a box and lick their own buttholes. My reasoning.
picklepants85
But babies shit their pants?
MmmCookiePoops
I dont have to clean uncovered shit or bath cats is where Im getting at.
picklepants85
Hear that. Babies are gross.
bendaresall
What the heck is a rasher?!
Sirsir94
Slice of BACON!
bendaresall
Ooooooh, thanks :)
GiveMeAUsernameIDeserveaUsername
[sound of ovaries exploding]
TheVegetable
When you find something you want to upvote but don't want to upvote it because it'll ruin the perfect 3,500 but then more upvotes start 1/2
TheVegetable
appearing so you can upvote it without internally screaming
disinfectantrum
Please tell me they actually captioned “Sound of ovaries exploding”.
kalenen
because they are loud obnoxious smelly drama queens
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
So many emotions.
CakeOrGlory
/a/4EsTwRn
SophieClockwise
BLeaper
Simple reason for this. Puppies are far less annoying than babies or children. Actually dogs are less annoying than people in general.
DrSharkbite
JoonasD6
:D Ah, poor fellow. One day, one day you'll be big and stronk.
th3m0l3
I mean come on? Not even some juicy sauce to go with it?? https://youtu.be/nxVFzLUWLl8
joric
You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.
Ajax14
People who find babies disgusting shouldn't have any. I'm sure there is something on an evolutionary level that is saying this is the case.
Xarpia
Maybe because EVERY OTHER SPECIES ON THE PLANET has babies that are not COMPLETE retards-they don`t cry all the time, they don
Xarpia
don`t cry all the time, nor need constant fucking diaper changes...yeah, I pick the crocodile baby to fly next to every day
goldneagle31
Nah, no diaper changes. They'll just lay a fat turd right there on your lap and the piss all over you for good measure. But hell, no diapers
WoodfolkFae
Have you ever seen a few day old kitten, they scream like there is no tomorow.
Xarpia
I`ve raised kittens. When they are fed, they shut up and sleep. And the are like that for a month or so. Freakin human is like that forever.
WoodfolkFae
then 1 wakes up cant find mama starts meowing, bumbs into another one and starts meowing to because someone woke him up 1/2
WoodfolkFae
my mom has raised a lot of kittens. 2/2
lilliflowertittipower
If the animal pup would make noises,scream, poo,cry throughout the flight.. i think would be equally annoying.
WoodfolkFae
Even more so a baby wears a daiper and doest piss over the carpet
Radioflash89
I'd probably be more excited about the croc than my destination.
mentallychallengeaccepted
What if your destination is a place that has two crocodiles
Radioflash89
invaderkendall
Always always always upvote Dara Ó Briain
tzk132
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Mavgurian
Wondering why this is the first post with him I ever saw here.
Wooie
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hippoforlife
Heard his voice in my head
Aymur
Dot because i always forget his name
plutonium
I'm really looking forward to seeing him live in Tallinn this April.
WhoYouGonnaCallGhostNappa
He is really funny
PerpetuallyErect
But he does look like a penis sausage.
WhoYouGonnaCallGhostNappa
That's not incorrect....
relevanceisirrelevant
And the Megabus man.
Spr4yz
Shame his head is so big that imgur crashes everytime you upload a picture of him.