Pensilvestyr
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Apr 29, 2016 10:18 AM
Pensilvestyr
48063
2039
252
RainbowGandalf
Why would the lowest number be liked. Should go shares, comments, likes
Corrazzo
D:
sapyro
Oh
1Geminiborn
Wow ...i really want to kick your Dads ass man...fucking asshole...its one thing to say no...i dont think all the extra shit was necessary
pantsbazooka
Life lessons by "Not so passive aggresive Dad".
MitchBeaucannon
The smiley at the bottom is a nice touch :)
wilhelmkuhl4
Don’t get mad when your old, and wonder why your kids never visit you.!
YoureAdopted
To be fair i find this easy to believe since thats how my dad talks to me in general and even worse when its about my mom.
casabonitacasabonita
this kid needs a puppy
DemogorgonFlavoredEggos
I thought dad jokes were supposed to be funny
stevec0008
Dad :(
arenten
i saw this literally last night come on OP
N0PunIntended
well, that escalated quickly
ImRandyMarsh
The cringe is strong in this post
Glappyness
Was that Alec Baldwin?
mc2thep
sterchulius
Dad is salty.
ButtholeMarsBarDispenser
*Daddy
wallflowerzen
Dad's are great aren't they.
volokai
How rude!
abbreviated
Dad :)
NobodyWantsToBeMrPink
"Hey doc, why's this Rorschach guy have so many paintings of my dad leaving the house on Christmas morning?" -This kid, definitely
adadsfsaijtfrghdfggsd
pick 3 numbers between 1 and 10.
wolfmaster343
Fuck the nigga
yumyums
My dad's response would be " "
inswedenwehaveasystem
109th comment
ImStillLearningHowToLife
Savage
Darkspire
So is that a yes, or....?
dudentag
Charge your fucking phone, Chris.
cpinkyd
He is you mongaloid, hence the bolt symbol
dudentag
*Mongoloid
fayseman
To be fair, he should def find a charging spot with better reception and WiFi signal
MyBananaIsRipeToMeasureYourOriginalCuntent
Totally happened.
bigpapakrabs
you think someone would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?
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SmokeMethHailSataan
But it has to be real if it's on the Internet
Greymalum
I am really hoping a father didn't just treat his son like shit and slam his mom, who was a choice of his at one time.
kpopislyfe
Lovely conversation between me and my father which I had not spoken to for 3 years before this /a/it9ou
Greymalum
I'm sorry. My father started raping me at 3. I'm 36 and still dealing with this shit. Talk to me anytime.
kpopislyfe
Thanks
SardonicGrin
You'd be surprised. My ex used to say shit like that to our daughters. They're in therapy as adults for it.
justthoughtyousholdknow
Yep my father talking about our mother like that.
KelemvorDoomguide
That's why? I'm certain you have some to do with it also. It's never just one parents fault.
SardonicGrin
You'd have to ask them. They say no but I was granted sole custody with no visitation for him. His family agreed and worked with me.
SardonicGrin
I allowed them visitation because they are good people. I just managed to marry the wrong one.
astrangehop
My divorced parents used to say" don't believe the things he/she says about me," but neither ever said anything bad about the other
SardonicGrin
Good for them. I just told my daughters to watch what I did rather than try to defend myself. It worked as then they knew he was lying.
SardonicGrin
But they still paid a heavy price for his crap.
slurpuffeveryday
I think I'm starting to get why Chris' mom doesn't live with Chris' dad.
loseit7000
Because she couldn't resist cheating her way out of a marriage
AegonVITargaryen
...because she's a whore?
ArtsyChelsea
Your username is accurate.
lileli435
I think you're onto something here
Anonsy
Because Tyrone's dick was too big to pass up?
checkyourbutt
https://twitter.com/tyronelongdick
ShoopDeDoop
Chris's* x2
slurpuffeveryday
When the word ends in s it is perfectly acceptable to drop the 's' after the apostrophe. Nice try though.
ShoopDeDoop
http://www.grammarphobia.com/blog/2011/12/possessive.html
ShoopDeDoop
Nope, it's only when it's plural. Chris is singular. If it were plural, such as ants, then it would be perfectly acceptable to say ants'.
slurpuffeveryday
That's not the case, actually. Either is acceptable. It may be done either way. Guides disagree on what is correct, so it's all preference.
slurpuffeveryday
*this is of course in reference to the singular possessive of proper names.