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I have a 9 month old daughter who is seriously boob obsessed, I'll probably never be able to wean her. With that being said she is also to the age where if I cover her she pulls it off, she's just eating lunch it's not that big of a deal. Today while eating lunch with my mother we were in a secluded corner enjoying our lunch when my daughter who had not napped yet wanted to nurse. I put her on like I always do and went about eating my lunch. I glance across the room where there is a large older woman with a can I speak to the manager haircut. She looked deep into my eyes with the most disgusted face I've ever seen, did the I'm watching you motion with her fingers and continued to shake her head in disgust. The rest of her meal she sat there like a child throwing a tantrum with her arms crossed glaring at me.
If you can't handle seeing a nursing mother don't leave your house. If you don't agree, be an adult and don't stare condescendingly, move seats if you must. Definitely don't do creepy I'm watching you motions and continue to stare like an asshat.
TLDR; an asshat judged me for nursing my daughter, don't be an asshat.
Batman1989
http://www.gifwave.com/download/32Nu/jim-carrey-me-myself-and-irene-sucking-boob.gif
TheRaiderofRandom
Make a finger gesture back to let her know her opinion means less than what she makes at the truck stop on nickel night.
asli16mm
FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK that piece of garbage person. Keep on being an amazing mom and just ask if she wants some for her coffee next time ????
somethingsjellyfishy
Society is so fucked up
LtKamikaze
Breastfeeding is the best way to provide your baby with not only nourishment but e.g. antibodies to keep safe from diseases. Good job!
AHundredBillionBottles
Stoopid cultural arbitrariness is stoopid
dustwriter
Good on you! And btw, breastfeeding in public is PROTECTED and discriminating against a breastfeeding mother is illegal. And retarded.
kissmyassets
What does she think boobs are intended for? They are more than sexy. SHE is the perverted one for going for the sexualized digust route.
Karpethian
My gf breastfed my daughter until she was 2 and self-weaned. Fuck the haters and do what's best for your baby.
OcarinaOfCrime
For some reason I read this as "9 year old daughter" and was severely creeper out.
biggiej
Its especially odd that a women would be the one to get all weird about this...
Maldawg94
I agree most of the time it's older men or really old women but she was maybe late 40s
theycallmesusan
Should have offered her a blanket to cover herself with so she wouldn't have to watch.
shhep
Should have offered her a blanket to cover her cunt face so that others don't have to watch.
Maldawg94
Wanted to buy her lunch for her and leave her a message saying I pity her sad life that she feels she has to bully a nursing a mother
NuttyNatsu
If it ever happens again, glare back at her while changing boobs
MotionOfTheOcean
Fuck that old lady. That was so rude and strange behaviour and she has the nerve to imply you behave wrong? (Also it drives me 1/2
MotionOfTheOcean
irrationally mad that the described behaviour reminded me of my mother. Sorry for unrelated notion!) 2/2
I0VE525P00GE
Stupid fat bitch...sorry about this but it really pisses me off...She's only doing cos she's jealous and baron...you carry on and ignore..
ImObviouslyNotInYourShed
You should have expressed some in a cup and taken it over- "is this what you wanted?"
svimmla
Well, if she was so offended, she could just eat in the rest room.
zma123456
People will watch two people lick each others butt holes but find a perfectly natural thing as breastfeeding offensive, makes me sad.
Maldawg94
It's true, I can't believe all the people arguing to me about this.
horch
I'm speculating, but the two categories of people you described probably don't overlap much
CuteAnimalsForSadSister
Had a Tata obsessed baby...I mean would pull herself up to my boob in her sleep/undress me awake nurser. They're weanable, I promise. =)
Maldawg94
Thank god so glad to hear that. Love nursing beyond words but I need my body back. After one year we will wean!
CuteAnimalsForSadSister
I lasted~8 months with my younger one. I'm A SAHM and I literally spent all day nursing and it wasn't fair to her sister. I said "enough!"
Maldawg94
I've only got the one so far but I spend all day nursing her I'm a SAHM as well so I don't mind it too much, but need my alone time ha!
ltoka00
Fuck her, give her the finger & keep nourishing your baby OP
mwppmarauders
That was my thought too. Make sure kiddo is supported, then make eye contact and give the international sign of good will.
karafrackingthrace
I figure it'd be difficult to fuck her while nursing a baby
TheWizardofGauze
Only one way to find out
scotjam
Oh gawd, don't encourage the perve trolls!!
royalewithcheeeez
At least it wasn't this guy
RhymeRuin
Sometimes I forget that Tom Baker is sort of terrifying
explosivelyshy
"Eccentric" is the word that's always come to my mind.
Thehumanracestinx
Honestly I'm enough of a Dr. Who geek that I'd be excited if Tom Baker glared at me for having my boob out....
matticusspraypaintimus
lol I'm sure there was a peeve taking advantage of the moment though
matticusspraypaintimus
Peeves are like perves
anupvoteaday
Was it a wild peeve or a pet peeve?
Sianallama
Would have mouthed "would you like some?" to her.
Maldawg94
That's awesome!!
Squalimous
I'm an adult female and I'd probably stare because I can't look away from seeing things I've never seen before. Sorry in advance.
Sockpuppetmastermind
Boob's are there for one purpose... Sex.. According to today's idiots.
GreenJ
I wonder if she does the same thing when sees a lingerie ad.
LuLuNo2
I don't know WHY I read this as 9 year old...
Maldawg94
I definitely would have stared at that too
NotThatKindOfDoctorDrew
Been waiting on the right time to post this
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royalewithcheeeez
koolit6
The time has come
BatmansSidePiece
The time is now
papalegbe
ILiveInStateParks
Just like you
VampireHisses
I was thinking more like Me, myself and Irene.
SeriouslyFookOff
NSFW
SpongebobReferences
I don't think I've ever seen a more perfect response
Jsupes
guyanesebro420
Well there that. I am not sure which i like more...
Epictails
Breastfeeding is fucking hard! I have a 7 month old and every day has been a struggle. Good for you! My daughter will not eat in public.
Maldawg94
I like how most of the negative comments are men all the positives are women who have actually been through it. My kids boob obsessed (1/2)
Maldawg94
So it doesn't matter where we are she wants it! But good for you too! Always support another nursing mama
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KittyDreams4Real
I knew one lady who was molested and the person was obsessed with her breasts so she refused to even try to nurse. I understand that.
Kimmijay84
Its always the same when it comes to women's bodies and their functions. Men. Fuck off. Honestly. When it comes to our bodies. Fuck off.
Curlybeard
This entire post was patriarchy free.. you feminists don't score high in reading comprehension i guess.
Kimmijay84
I was speaking in regards to the comments that have been left.
Curlybeard
Then try replying to the correct comment next time
periwinklepanda
Please tell me you flipped her off.
Maldawg94
No just laughed and shook my head. I got home and thought about all the stuff I should have done! I took the high road on this one.
AbsurdSteak
Really the best thing you can do is reaffirm how worthless her existence is by ignoring her.
maybethisnameisavailable
Not all babies are willing to eat hidden under a tent.
Maldawg94
Exactly I'd like to see someone fight a 9 month old who doesn't want to be covered then come judge me.
smileymedic
My 6 month old will not have it!! Lol he gets too distracted right now at every little thing making nursing harder than it used to be.
Maldawg94
Oh she totally gets distracted I typically will nurse her in the car for that reason but sometimes she can't wait so I try to get her (1/2)
Maldawg94
To focus the best she can. It's getting harder as she gets older for sure!! (2/2)
itsPixie
My son just turned 11 months, he likes to swat at my everything with his free hand if he's awake enough. Which is 90% of the time.
itsPixie
Swat at everything*. Was gonna put my phone, but it's just everything.
Maldawg94
Anything they can't have, phones, cords, glasses, my sandwich.
Maldawg94
Oh yeah! I've been rocking a pony tail for months I get slapped and pinched all day, but god damn being a parent is awesome haha.
itsPixie
Slapped, pinched, bitten, boob-grabbed, when they do that thing where they try to grab your nose and mouth at the same time, fingers in nose
Maldawg94
Ah yes the fingers in the nose, my kid LOVES eyeballs, if you've got em she wants em
itsPixie
But I live every second of it :) my baby is my sweet angel
Maldawg94
I couldn't agree more. My whole world in a little screaming mini me.
itsPixie
Love. Fuck this phone.
DavidTennantsHairIsWhatILiveFor
Please ignore the negativity of some comments. It's 100% ok to nurse your baby, if someone does not like it maybe they should look away.
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Maldawg94
There is a guy fighting me in the comments but it's cool lol
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Maldawg94
It's actually some other guy thinking I can't handle an argument because I am responding politely. He definitely hates puppies!!!
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BrendanFrasuresManager
I really really want to bang all the ass hats heads together in that comment thread. Fucking mooks.