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Panda tax
Halleyioe
Haven't seen that level of asinine preparedness since the Shark Replant. ==> http://imgur.com/user/Jamarce
Airsoft99
The reason he is sad when soap dies is because he was one of the last few friends he had left alive
Xenarion
Some of those are made for the sake of game balance. You're playing a game, not a simulator.
wellofmimir
Shit that stew looks amazing.
StormageddonDarkLordOfAllAKAAlfie
Stu is flattered.
bigbowliofravioli
Good thing they aren't dogs or it'd look like a shih-tstew.
chezb0t
Stew, that shit looks amazing
Nahxela
not as amazing as you
TheRicM
Smooth bro
inquirerofquantumstuff
To be fair to the Age of Mythology one, if you are being attacked wouldn't you rather hide in a fortified building than your house?
dragonadamant
(Age of Empires II) Not a bad point, but the option to hide in a house would be better than nothing at all--ever play Company of Heroes?
TheBlackDelegationSelectsEminem
One of the worst deaths in any game for me was Soap dying. I couldn't play the campaign for a bit after
sza34
The insanity know at GTA V could fill all of Imgur for years.
obscureusername
If you simply look at LSPD wrong... Anything is an excuse for lethal force. Get hit by a cop car? Instant death warrant.
Kidiri
Russia certainly is trying.
Ihavebeenbanned11timesforspammingthatstupidparrot
but thats what vice city or san andres?
NotPunnyNoMemes
The poor pandas are drowning
jtriplej
I think they all vomited.
Muffyns
Soup
JoelJoestar
In Splintercell's defense, the lights are emited in invisible light; they're just made visible so the player can discern Sam.
fuJaS
The Ocarina of Time tunics are for Hylians, which Link is, not a Kokorian.
TheCloney
GR: Wildlands - Elite Military Squad with Drones and immense amounts of weaponry, cannot get through a fucking chainlink fence.
PhiIIipJFry
Red shells thrown backwards don't home, just dodge it/dont be in their line of fire...
HosWidamos
#12 Nothing can keep motherfucking BJ Blaskowitz down, not even a coma. His muscle memory did the squats for him.
MagnificentTurd
This game was insanely good. One of the best shooters i've played in years.
ActualCannibalShia
#6 The turtles are poison.
wizardpepper
Salmonella ain't no joke!
Kaysmira
BreakfastWithCountChocula
#1 It was explained that zombies don't react to loud noises such as firearms but are attracted by high pitch noises.
ff36
Also can't locate the source of a gun shot, but will follow a continuously sounding car alarm
BreakfastWithCountChocula
Yes, it's all about pitch, like a dog whistle.
Denamic
Like the witches' scream
reallysleepypasta
Aggroing the witch doesn't call infected though?
theultimatumspolicy
According to Death Battle, Sam Fisher's goggles don't emit light like that. The enemy won't be able to see the lights.
dragonadamant
Yeah, I think I once read that the lights on Sam's helmet and back were mostly a reference so the player could see where he was in the dark.
GadenKerensky
Don't most NV goggles in the real world only have the faintest of green glows?
lJacksInTheBoxl
#21 I wrote a haiku. Animal Crossing, Wins A Game Of Hide and Seek, Refrigerator
SanchoLibre
PandaDoMe
Panda tax❤
GadenKerensky
#10 It's easier to feel grief for someone you know and trust than people you have been trained and ordered to kill and try to kill you.
Brobuscus115
I thought that links slingshot and boomerang werent used because he isnt a kid anymore?
feryooday
I thought they specifically told you they were too small to be of use since you'd grown up.
Brobuscus115
Thats a better way to put it. Thanks
harmlesspotato
#2 has she heard the story of Darth Plageus the wise?
KoalaUprising
Good one! That's Rosa from FF4, just spreading knowledge around
gnet2000
For some reason every time i see this line I use Sheogorath's voice form The Elder Scrolls.
Smiley120
#10 is just america, not game logic.
SquiggleSquaggle
Raiden's lower jaw was already cybernetic. Hell the only part that wasn't machine was his brain and his left eye.
MagnificentTurd
Nanomachines, son.
SquiggleSquaggle
And his left eye got split open by Sam.
TheWhiffKing
Shame we'll probably never get a decent sequel to Rising, with Kojima having left Konami and all. MGR: Pachinko, here we go!
Groznek
God damnit. I want a coop game where one person plays as Blade Wolf.
ydwyrd
Rising wasn't even Kojima; he got the ball rolling but the end result was all the good folks at Platinum.
TheWhiffKing
While that's true, I doubt the game would've been half as ridiculous without Kojima having a slight hand in it.
xerocochrane
What the fuck did you feed those pandas? The poor fuckers are throwing their guts up!
TinyPlatypus
Reposts
iAppdata
#1 - but weapons and grenades do get zombies attention very quick...
RydWolf
I always thought it was something to do with the pitch; the pipe bomb beeping, the clown's shoes, shop alarms, squealing automatic doors...
rezpawner
Not all .50 weapons do the same damage in real life either. It depends highly on the weapon (barrel length and so on).
Fla1lure
But have you seen the size of the .50 cal ? And from what people have told me, Browning does ridiculous things to anything living. Does vary
rezpawner
Seen and used.
Fla1lure
I think if I were shot with any .50 cal, I'd die. That was my main point :D
rezpawner
Put it in a weapon with a stupidly short barrel, and stand far enough way - You'll be fine, babydoll!
rezpawner
I couldn't find the damn gif from kick ass =\
GadenKerensky
I Barret .50 and an M1 Browning will probably tear shit up equally.
rezpawner
Maximum range for an M2 Browning (wtf is an M1? The bazooka or the tank?) is 2500m, while a Barrett M99 is 2600m.
GadenKerensky
A difference of 100 meters is not that great with all things considered, especially when most engagements happen at rangers less than 1000m.
rezpawner
It's pretty great if the target is 2550 meters out.
GadenKerensky
But if it's at 200 meters, it's not going to make much of a difference.
rezpawner
Also, aren't most rangers shorter than 1000m? They are usually between 5 and 7 feet tall right?
GadenKerensky
Shit. x.x
04FoxSake
JimmyCannon
...it's the part where he doesn't have the $500 you JUST GAVE HIM that made it odd. Not the $85.
04FoxSake
Well fuck, I totally read that wrong... and I work at a bank! ha!
JimmyCannon
Hmm.. which one, where? I might need to cash a check 3 times with you. :D
04FoxSake
Oh no, ya don't! I got my eye on you, Mr. Cannon.