Video game logic!

Apr 4, 2017 11:14 PM

TinyPlatypus

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Haven't seen that level of asinine preparedness since the Shark Replant. ==> http://imgur.com/user/Jamarce

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The reason he is sad when soap dies is because he was one of the last few friends he had left alive

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some of those are made for the sake of game balance. You're playing a game, not a simulator.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shit that stew looks amazing.

9 years ago | Likes 302 Dislikes 3

Stu is flattered.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good thing they aren't dogs or it'd look like a shih-tstew.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Stew, that shit looks amazing

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

not as amazing as you

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Smooth bro

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

To be fair to the Age of Mythology one, if you are being attacked wouldn't you rather hide in a fortified building than your house?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(Age of Empires II) Not a bad point, but the option to hide in a house would be better than nothing at all--ever play Company of Heroes?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of the worst deaths in any game for me was Soap dying. I couldn't play the campaign for a bit after

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The insanity know at GTA V could fill all of Imgur for years.

9 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

If you simply look at LSPD wrong... Anything is an excuse for lethal force. Get hit by a cop car? Instant death warrant.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Russia certainly is trying.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

but thats what vice city or san andres?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The poor pandas are drowning

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think they all vomited.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Soup

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Splintercell's defense, the lights are emited in invisible light; they're just made visible so the player can discern Sam.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Ocarina of Time tunics are for Hylians, which Link is, not a Kokorian.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

GR: Wildlands - Elite Military Squad with Drones and immense amounts of weaponry, cannot get through a fucking chainlink fence.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Red shells thrown backwards don't home, just dodge it/dont be in their line of fire...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#12 Nothing can keep motherfucking BJ Blaskowitz down, not even a coma. His muscle memory did the squats for him.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This game was insanely good. One of the best shooters i've played in years.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#6 The turtles are poison.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Salmonella ain't no joke!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They make them to sell/give them to their allies and tourists. Not that many New Yorkers wear I <3 NY shirts.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#1 It was explained that zombies don't react to loud noises such as firearms but are attracted by high pitch noises.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Also can't locate the source of a gun shot, but will follow a continuously sounding car alarm

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, it's all about pitch, like a dog whistle.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like the witches' scream

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Aggroing the witch doesn't call infected though?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

According to Death Battle, Sam Fisher's goggles don't emit light like that. The enemy won't be able to see the lights.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I think I once read that the lights on Sam's helmet and back were mostly a reference so the player could see where he was in the dark.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Don't most NV goggles in the real world only have the faintest of green glows?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#21 I wrote a haiku. Animal Crossing, Wins A Game Of Hide and Seek, Refrigerator

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Panda tax❤

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#10 It's easier to feel grief for someone you know and trust than people you have been trained and ordered to kill and try to kill you.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

I thought that links slingshot and boomerang werent used because he isnt a kid anymore?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thought they specifically told you they were too small to be of use since you'd grown up.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thats a better way to put it. Thanks

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 has she heard the story of Darth Plageus the wise?

9 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 1

Good one! That's Rosa from FF4, just spreading knowledge around

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

For some reason every time i see this line I use Sheogorath's voice form The Elder Scrolls.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 is just america, not game logic.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Raiden's lower jaw was already cybernetic. Hell the only part that wasn't machine was his brain and his left eye.

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Nanomachines, son.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And his left eye got split open by Sam.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Shame we'll probably never get a decent sequel to Rising, with Kojima having left Konami and all. MGR: Pachinko, here we go!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

God damnit. I want a coop game where one person plays as Blade Wolf.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rising wasn't even Kojima; he got the ball rolling but the end result was all the good folks at Platinum.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

While that's true, I doubt the game would've been half as ridiculous without Kojima having a slight hand in it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the fuck did you feed those pandas? The poor fuckers are throwing their guts up!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reposts

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#1 - but weapons and grenades do get zombies attention very quick...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I always thought it was something to do with the pitch; the pipe bomb beeping, the clown's shoes, shop alarms, squealing automatic doors...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not all .50 weapons do the same damage in real life either. It depends highly on the weapon (barrel length and so on).

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But have you seen the size of the .50 cal ? And from what people have told me, Browning does ridiculous things to anything living. Does vary

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seen and used.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think if I were shot with any .50 cal, I'd die. That was my main point :D

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Put it in a weapon with a stupidly short barrel, and stand far enough way - You'll be fine, babydoll!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I couldn't find the damn gif from kick ass =\

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I Barret .50 and an M1 Browning will probably tear shit up equally.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maximum range for an M2 Browning (wtf is an M1? The bazooka or the tank?) is 2500m, while a Barrett M99 is 2600m.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A difference of 100 meters is not that great with all things considered, especially when most engagements happen at rangers less than 1000m.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's pretty great if the target is 2550 meters out.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But if it's at 200 meters, it's not going to make much of a difference.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, aren't most rangers shorter than 1000m? They are usually between 5 and 7 feet tall right?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Shit. x.x

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Couldn't have had extra cash in his pocket? Nah, totally unrealistic.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

...it's the part where he doesn't have the $500 you JUST GAVE HIM that made it odd. Not the $85.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Well fuck, I totally read that wrong... and I work at a bank! ha!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmm.. which one, where? I might need to cash a check 3 times with you. :D

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh no, ya don't! I got my eye on you, Mr. Cannon.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0