"sex is just rock climbing"

Jun 26, 2025 10:24 PM

pilomotor

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Thank you, now i am thinking about rock climbing all the time.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I rock climb by myself.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's called... rock climbing as well, actually.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where do the Sherpas come in?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Like fluffers for porn?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always would liken it to "How many people have you gone to the movie with." To show the absurdity of numbers but I like this one more.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Feels a tad forced to me after a bit.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i guess free solo was just a metaphor

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you climb the wrong rock, you might get to carry a piece of it for the rest of your life.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I liked this verymuch

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are lots and lots of videos that look impressive and might fun to watch, but are not likely to be particularly representative of your personal experience.

1 year ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I am suddenly reminded of a specific part of the book God Emperor of Dune that I hadn't thought about for many years.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I know exactly the part you mean.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was expecting something about wearing a safety harnas.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is bouldering masturbation?

1 year ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

Ya know, it kinda is. Upvote for ya!

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I do sometimes struggle to get up on my own, yeah

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don't think I want to know what potholing is equivalent to.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What about spelunking?

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'll try anything once.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I much prefer rock climbing over sex, so I'm not sure this works for ace spectrum types.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You now have a much better understanding of sex even though you haven't had it!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some people just obsess over the gadgets and equipment.

1 year ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

My grandfather has a huge picture of an erupting volcano on his wall. Should I be worried? Do I say anything to Grandma4935?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Temperature play does need to be carefully negotiated

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stay safe out there.

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

For when you're not sure which one the cute new friend had in mind.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gotta have that PP E.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I always likened dating to the campsite rule: You don't have to camp at a site forever, but you should never leave a campsite worse than you found it.

1 year ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 2

I like that, never heard it before

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks. I doubt it's original, but it is still a good philosophy.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And I grew up with my stepdad sinking beer cans in the Barnegat Bay saying shit like "less waste for us to clean up"

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

but some people shit in a bag and throw it at the walls so unless you want to clean it, its worse than when found.... not surehow this relates to sex.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I see this man hasn't done the poollercoaster

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If your campsite has walls, it may not be a campsite.

Less sex, more dating: sometimes you've gotta help the owner of the campsite clean up the grounds to make your - and anyone else's in the future - more enjoyable.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A++
Hey, completely unrelated, but does anyone want to go rock climbing?

1 year ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

No, but I really want to have sex soon

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Sex while rock climbing? 🤔

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

are we talking actual rock climbing? Like in a harness, upaginst a wall, getting sweaty, then yes.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do but i'm overweight so nobody wants to go with me :(

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

There is always someone.
Maybe not someone you want, but always someone.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

who wants to go rock climbing with someone overweight and unable to carry their own weight?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Try rephrasing that.
"Who wants to try and conquer this mountain of meat?"
Or
"Anyone want to oil up and try to stay on top?"

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i dont want sex i want to climb this rock, some kids threw my shoes up there!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0