ChemistryAndPhysicsAreFun
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May 15, 2020 7:50 PM
ChemistryAndPhysicsAreFun
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sparehead4
Looking for attention when career on a low?
OaksParcel
It's the main reason she exclusively dates teenagers
WhenInDoubtC4
Didn't know Pete Davidson was that young.
unprofessionalplaguedoctor
SethCronyn
whatmeworkquestionmark
Hulkksmasher
She looks so different from 10 years ago ... beautiful, but can tell she's had work done.
notsigningupforthis
Is that Mr. Smee?
threedeviations
BSE97
biggeera
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
Famous celebrity plays with her pussy while 2 professionals work her over
YourMomsSidePiece
I'm not mad at her for sleeping with Pete Davidson, I'm just disappointed in her.
AbelianGrape
Dude let the woman have her fun.
Rabidleopard
Why are you disappointed at her for getting a man 20 years her junior?
AbelianGrape
With an allegedly HUGE... tract of land.
AbelianGrape
The tract of land is his penis.
archimboldi
The before
Roland191145
My guidance counselor failed me. I never knew this was a possible job!
peepoleRfunny
JayBirdyy
What a ludicrous world we live in
waddyaknowjoe
I applied for that job. Still waiting for an interview
magicrhombus
I wonder how long you have to do that job before it stops being awesome and just becomes a job.
TheyDontKnowAndYouCantTellEm
2 days.
TankardHoot
It's best if you're not hiding in the bushes when you apply.
DidCatchABreak
The job of being her cat is already taken.
slipstream222
There's a hell of a queue
FatNlazy
I did too. The background checks and security clearance is absurd. Not to mention the qualifications required. I’m currently on a wait list.
EbakZarr
Or a watch list
windowtudawoll
The one time the leg job is better than the hand job
coffeebot9000
Internship?
pickleparty91
I’d do it for free
AwesomeTeddybear
I'd pay good money
GeneralBadger
For good money you can just have sex with beautiful women
Jimmytheeel
Like a freaking show pony. This is why you shouldn't compare yourselves to pictures in magazines, young people.
RogueMachinae
What's up with her face? Looks like way too much botox and lip filler
sambaah05
She's just doing her job. Not sure why people are trying to insult her.
tmiller360
Because some people feel the need to bring those they view as above them down to feel less inadequate. It's a symptom of poor self esteem.
ifyouoralovedonehavebeendiagnosedwithmesotheliomayoumaybe
beforetherewerememes
highfiveskittens
The only reason I intend to watch Underworld
DunceJester
Nice feet
RelativeVelocity
Are they ever. I'm jealous as hell of the makeup dude
A2DY79
Quentin Tarantino's favorite scene.
BearBeetsBattlestarGalactica
I’m surprised you got this many likes. They are very nice.
METROlD
Even as a child I thought it was weird that she's checking out her feet and not her brand new human pussy.
METROlD
I guess they deleted that scene. Also, that's probably why I don't work for Disney.
IAmTheRealTurinTurambar
And surprisingly large
LouisSlungpue
ImWhompyWhomperson
Am I the only one baffled that "leg makeup" actually exists?!? Had no idea...
WenzelDashington
That dude made it up...
FlamingDeathGoat
Helps reduce glare from lights, which also reduceses time in editing.
rbudrick
A lot easier than photoshop to cover up minor imperfections. Not that she has any.
GTimgur
Where did you think those bizarrely glossy legs came from?
imminentloudness
Showbiz!!!
brainkandle1
Makes sense to me. See famous folks in shorts with shiny ass legs, figured it was lip gloss or makeup lol
egsanz2256
And here I had a problem with my strawberry legs
shitheadtookmyname
If your makeup makes you shiny you dun goofd
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
I mean, I'd imagine it's just regular makeup that they put on your leg.
imjustheretofavouritethings
Me too, however i am expecting to be corrected because at the same time it wouldn't surprise me at all if there is.
madbydesign
She looks like her face has turned into plastic.
TairaMai
And where you wear more foundation and pancake makeup, you should look like a Mattel product...
Cheomesh
Yeah she got real into that years ago.
LaughingMan2Gig
PresidentCamacho0
I could watch this gif all day.
cookiecrumblecrunching
She knows
Boxingjedi
ImHereFortheTittiesandKitties
Anyone else love how chill that cat is? I move an inch and mine gets up and leaves
Sehorjuliemichels
The cat may be druged. Not sure for this one bit it's a big possibility
SuperUse
So goes through more leg make up in a year than I do in my entire life.
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Allworknoplay82
A little rouge on the calves goes a long way.
discostoou
Your entire life so far*
LoPhatJoe
What's worse than coming home with lipstick on your collar? Leg makeup on your ears!
Breakyourself666
is leg makeup really a thing
Breakyourself666
asking for a friend
Mysteriouswaffle
Probably like, a concealer or spray tan
officiallypepesvia31415
Bronzer / shimmer isn’t uncommon especially for a quick tone fix before award shows/ photo shoots
sambaah05
And makes millions of dollars for all that stuff. I probably would if I could too.
onecowboytoo
You should make up with your legs. They are probably pretty pissed about the neglect.
HatinS8N
Head case
copingcabana
I would go through all of her leg makeup if she let me. Well, at least a lot would rub off on my cheeks.
zarola1
Makeup? Geez I am out of touch with how fake people are
ShorterTheHorse
https://www.ulta.com/leg-body-makeup?productId=xlsImpprod16041799
wahzduh
Well it's a photoshoot. Makeup is need to prevent shine and glare.
JadeNB1729
Fake people are fine, thanks!
zarola1
JadeNB1729
Wow, that's the most elaborate version of that I've ever seen.
iamthisguy247
Well most people don’t use any leg makeup, so that’s not surprising.
poscduke
Yeah that was the joke
SemiLucidUser
DarkestHappyTime
CoffeeWithMcCauley
TIL, leg makeup
CptRobotNinja
Are we going to talk about the fact the Mr. Shmi is doing her hair?
Nik314
Underrated comment!
Goldenteckel
I didn't even know that such thing existed (except during WWII, when there was a lack of stockings).
shmekie
Yes, body makeup is a thing. At least for regular tv and film. Idk if they use it in porn
t8trtots13
They do. Gotta cover up body acne, scars and bruises. Old friend is a make up artist that was hired to do make up on a few shoots.
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shmekie
Uh, not sure if you’re serious but separate brushes per actor?
t8trtots13
Ewwww
gregariouslouganis
Can you really call gravy and a sharpie line makeup tho? I read that was one of the depression era tricks to mimick stockings.
gassersdontmakeaccidents
Gravy makeup?
NeynasGhost
I've never heard of using gravy, just running a pencil down the back of your leg to mimic the seam of the stockings.
gregariouslouganis
https://theattic.jezebel.com/women-used-gravy-juice-to-mimic-nylon-stockings-during-1705236077
NeynasGhost
TIL. I bet that smelled nice.
MDWitCommunityMagnet
That bow on the front is horrendous.
FoodTastesGood
I would pretend to be so gay just to get that job.
ScrantonStranglersSon
Gay for play.
Scieron
Hmmmm.... maaaaaybe not if I had to dress like that. Buckaroo Bons-heeeey and the dread pirate Roberto. ?
SmartAssWithAKeyboard
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
This joke is like my ass overused
Otteritup
Is that a gay pirate?
ultimatecommenter
It’s a butt pirate
DangeRxRanger
It's either a regular gay or a normal pirate
Monfreid
jolem53
Sure, you would ‘pretend.’
xmilguyindab
I thought I was gay until I saw the other video of her trimming her puss. This one confirms my whole life has been a lie.
oneinthepinktwointheheatsink
She shaved her cat?
Misha49
You wouldn’t be the first. I knew a lot of “gay” dancers in my high school
ActionJohnnie
Pretend
FatNlazy
No need for the heterophobia. Any straight guy would be equally good at this job like a gay male. Have some confidence.
abacab87
I'm straight, but that doesn't mean I'd be willing to do that to a guy.
IllusivePanda
https://youtu.be/IQFDdZgkTKM
RokosBasilisk
Came looking for this. Really showing your age. ?
MutantTurd
Even more gay than you normally are?
jeuhehdjc
JoshuaKeys
You know, there a scholarships for gay folks too. Once I remarked to a friend that I would fake it for a free ride. I meant a ...
JoshuaKeys
... scholarship. And it was very non sequitur, so from then on I was the guy who would fake being gay for the gay sex I could have.
ActionJohnnie
An education is an education
FentuckyCriedKhicken
You don't need to
SchmidtOnYoLip
morelikeoregroanian
A lot of men in M/U in Hollywood are VERY straight. Just be yourself and go get your dream job ?
isszuSparkleBandit
I don't think he's interested in the job ?
SuperTacticalSandwich
I'm guessing these guys are not very straight
morelikeoregroanian
That’s a very astute observation, and I would agree
oakbendyeti
Or a pirate, they look like pirates
pruner
They do.. lol
pizzapartyhard
UrbzGaming
But I dont wanna be a pirate!
CaptainThePirate
HEY
spicypadthai
Butt pirates
OpieCunningham
Yarrr!
scherudion
Butt pirates
questionableanswers
They practice penis fencing
Travelcedric
The constant erection would give you away
HughGDildeaux
Tape that sucker to ya belly.
PresidentCamacho0
AdamGenesis
"Thinking about my assistant Bradley."
Fluckers
Only if you have a big penis....
GoldFrieza
xmilguyindab
The one time I am glad to have a small penis.
idontknowmaybeno
tico83
"Pretend"
StankyPankySammich
Yep. Where do I apply? Fuck it, I'll pay her.
txcell
I work in this industry if a "gay" make up artist were to cross any line he would be out and never be called into do another job again.
Trenka
You would be fired after the first boner
RolandLovecraft
Skip to Bout 1:20ish for the song. https://youtu.be/zlr0fAC6924
marvolokilledharambe
I would pretend to be so straight to get that job.
frogdogwoof
You don’t t have to pretend!! #had to do it...
SpikeWolfwood
Straight guy here who did wardrobe for small for indi films for a while. The novelty of actresses changing in front of you wears off. 1/2
SpikeWolfwood
It becomes non sexual and just a day at work real fast when someone does a costume change in front of you because we're behind schedule.
rangerryda
It's Kate fucking Beckinsale though...
oneinthepinktwointheheatsink
IWasToldThereWasCake
purdhapley
What lengths would you go too? Be specific.
mizzlefahgazzle
A hot Carl .
SpikeWolfwood
He'd get a studio apartment with his boyfriend, have a beautiful wedding, adopt a child and eventually forget all about Kate. He'd be free.
pinhero
Just the tip.
melmboundanddown
Too? How far did you go?
A2DY79
If it's an Imgurian? 4 or 5 inches. Tops.
SpoilsburyToastMan
You're being generous aren't you? Most of these twits couldn't find their dick under all the belly fat...
PouponDecks
More likely bottom.
GiantAsteroid2021
Touch, suck and take dick for a hit of Kate. Fair is fair
BrutalAnalSeepage
Remember to say no homo
Rimasticus
If you say no homo it'll give yourself away.
ticktockbent
It also counts if you cross your fingers behind your back while taking it in the ass
brookegravitt
Maybe 8, 9 inches?
saipemcastorone3000
Why do you need to be gay to get that job? Shouldn't being qualified more important?
SpoilsburyToastMan
Gay is one of the quallifications required.
DrKriegersClone
I expect the actress would find it awkward to have her leg makeup applied by someone sporting a visible chub.
Tarmaccian
Jokes aside... after a while, it’s just business. There’s just too much to do to think about fun things.
MN012
The pirate hairdresser
mikeatike
Don't stop me. I mean it. I'm going to do it this time. Smee, stop me.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
A harrrrdresser
MN012
+1
KIDDVIDD
So everyone is just going to ignore the pomeranian near the fireplace? Doggo needs love too!
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Oh, he's next. He's getting shaved and spraytanned too.
StarscreamAndHutch
Sorry, pup. Distracted.
MoonBeast64
Everyone's busy looking at the pussy...cat.
ThanosWasNotWrong
Sorry Pup I’m staring at your owners Pussy
furriephillips
Not when we’re all on 110% pussy watch.
myrealaccountissecret
BabyRabits
Lovely - thanks!
veeblu
Awwwww ??
strugglesnuggler
Pomeranians aren't dogs. They're just chihuahua's with better PR.
METROlD
No. We don't talk about that.
FlexGunship
Yes. We going to ignore.
seeks2win
YES
Denturedog
Gotta love a pomeranian
Pyrowolf1
And he's standing there so patiently!
Fearbyfright
Looks like a living breathing Karen haircut.
DiersEve1
It's looking up wishing it was that cat, for just one second.... She is cranking hot man.. just saying.!!
DiersEve1
Sorry... Barking hot..
EarthwormGym
WHAT IS HE STARING AT?
thatkoreanguy
what the hell is this guy talking about?
LovesToSpooge517
I think it’s kinda funny the Pomeranian is getting ignored while the cat lounges in her lap
LovesToSpooge517
Cuz, you know, cats suck
SkycladNightStroller
Hows that ocd working, rain man? Nahh.. love u mang
floridajew
What color was the nice ladies handkerchief?
demonsem3n
Didnt even see it..
onecowboytoo
You must be super gay to have noticed that.
KIDDVIDD
Yeah, super gay. You probably the type of dude that gets uncomfortable if I blow you a kiss, huh??
onecowboytoo
No one gay or straight would do that to my ugly ass.
KIDDVIDD
Now you're just phishing for compliments. Sorry, I don't do that to ugly ass people.
usernamesarereallystupid
He gets the left leg treatment.
iGotFOLDERS
What fireplace?
jhackofalltrades
What Pomeranian?
Dudeitsausername
There’s a dog?
Onlyrepostsmakethefrontpage
Wtf is going on?
FabiosStallMucker
SmashingBrickCastration
Here's another video of her getting makeup and stuff done: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
afutureme
HAH jokes on you, the ad played before the video so I didn't get Rick rolled! :P
SmashingBrickCastration
Jokes never on the roller :) look at those up and downvotes, at least that many people got rick rolled.
WastingMyLifeOneMemeATaTime
there's a pussy on her pussy, sometimes called scissoring, but not this time
ICreatedU
Cracked me up
Morgoroth37
This deserves more up votes.
nickatnoon
Photoshoot. Real life Photoshop.
Yggstyle
Whats funny is this will still see hours more in post processing before anything goes to 'print.' There are digital artists that 1/2
Yggstyle
2/2 have focused on and know more about [nearly] every inch of her skin ... than her spouse ever will.
Brutsarge
My God. Thank you . seriously why is this videod ?
xenorac
Because :)
hardlyfatal
Fame whore on her way out, fishing for compliments and relevance.
SloppyUsedCondom
You're right , she needs to get on my level and marry me asap
whatintheactualpfah
Jeeeesus...I’ll bet you’re fun to date.
Brutsarge
Ah. Now I’ve see the reason for this post. Honestly until just now I was confused as to why this was even on here TY
jhawker27
TobiasOnyangoFunke
So you're definitely single.
ShorterTheHorse
Jesus, I’ve never seen so much insecurity in one profile before.
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
Lol angry jealous woman
DrDoALittleMoreThanBareMinimum
I read your bio... Envy is really not a good look on anyone, but Kate could maybe pull it off but you most definitely can't so just stop.
hardlyfatal
?
DrZangariSlifkin
As a man, I agree with your bio
UnrustleYerJimmies
Agreed. You're getting roasted but her Instagram is evidence enough. I don't see Meryl Streep, Emma Watson or any other talented actress
UnrustleYerJimmies
2 worth her salt making these ridiculous cry for attention videos. Instead, they're taking on film roles worth watching. She's pathetic.
mikeatike
UnrustleYerJimmies
I'm a woman dipshit.
shitheadtookmyname
She's a great actress, you amerifat
hardlyfatal
Maybe 20 years ago. Not in a loooong time.
BrazilianThunderPanda
I’m with you. It’s like, w/o looking at IMDB name ANYTHING shes been in, in the last decade.
hardlyfatal
That's why it's even more sad- she's GOOD. Cold Comfort Farm? Amazing. But instead she has surgery & whores for attention & all for nothing.
slartibartfas
Underworld! That's just a few years ago right? Oh shit...
Brutsarge
Who is she
mikeatike
RawDogginChixSince2000Six
Meme acquired.
jhawker27
OldSchool93
jhawker27
ShorterTheHorse
I think this is actually just an extremely unattractive and insecure woman hating on someone that is attractive and secure
UnrustleYerJimmies
Says you. A secure woman, especially a talented actress, doesn't make Insta thot videos for attention. They take on worthy film roles.
Muzzledreaper
She's worth millions dude, she doesn't have to. They also take on "worthy film roles" for attention as well.
mikeatike
Brutsarge
No
BANNEDFaceTurnedHeel
theseekeroftruth
I want this job... all day... stretching women's legs...
hawk82
How?
Ajdamus
Ouu
BANNEDFaceTurnedHeel
It is what it is. Here, have some more.
Ilikecreativepeople
Step 1: be filthy rich
jliviKittenJunkie
That must be a sorta scary thing to do. if your not paying enough attention you could really hurt somebody.
eddas
My hip is going to ache for 3 days just from watching that. On an unrelated note, I just blew out my zipper...
kinggavman
MostIndeedlySo
Could a person stretch like that by themselves? Or do you need someone to do it or is she being lazy?
slartibartfas
It's called "assisted stretching", the basic idea is you get stretched further than your own muscles could pull you. It's like a massage.
CirB
This particular stretch can be done to a degree by yourself, but not to this degree, I don't think. Also, stretching by yourself is often 1/
CirB
limited / hampered in other ways (in this case you couldn't keep your torso & arms relaxed). There's a reason why most professional 2/
CirB
athletes receive massages and stretching done by professionals. 3/3
slartibartfas
When you're so rich you pay someone else to exercise for you!
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Many schools of martial arts will give you this.
CirB
Many stretches are actually very hard to perform by yourself.