Second cake day! Here are my beautiful derpy lizards!

Sep 8, 2017 11:01 AM

ilovellamasmlemmlem

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Lizard leg warmers

This is Aria. She is 4 years old and the laziest, most docile beardie ever. Had an 80s party recently. Made her some legwarmers.

Looking for food. She loves sugar snap peas and banana!

Derpy smiles.

Hat.

Enjoying some sunshine. Very rare here in Glasgow.

This is Aria's favourite spot. I'm in a third floor flat so she loves to chill out on her cushion and see what's going on outside!

This is my wee man Link. He's territorial AF. Hissy and pissy when he is in his tank, but very sweet when out......

..... Apart from when he is getting his picture taken.

This is my little princess, Zelda. She's almost 8 years old, but still so curious and nosey......

..... And a little poser.

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9 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

They made me smile!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a beardie and four leopards! They're wonderful! I'm envious of Link though, I've always wanted a chameleon!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I miss my beardie. RIP Fluffy, my sweet 11 YO old man :(

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice lizards man.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We need more reptiles on imgur!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My wife and I just got our first beardie. She's still skittish around us, but she's coming around.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey, you like your pet lizards, and that's cool!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You have quite a few cats.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was unaware that chameleons had teeth on their backs. Badassssss

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You had me at leopard gecko.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do they run fast?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The gecko can run really fast. The beardie and chameleon are a lot slower

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They ever try to run away outside? They are super cool!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Used to take Roland the beardie out for sun walks at the zoo until I developed my allergy. He was the most chill animal. Lovely trio :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You have lizards that need UV light and you live in Scotland? That makes me giggle, but seriously, you take great care of them. Very cute!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you! Yeah, I never thought I would be a lizard person. My husband really wanted a gecko so we got one, fell in love after that.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had a student bring a bearded lizard into the classroom one year. He was really interesting. Elvis was his name. :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thought Zelda had fake hair on in that last picture! Cool little fam :)

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I love lizards! My beardie, Khaleesi, is always super cuddly. :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7 and #8 why is @op showing us a picture fake roses. Where are the lizards he's talking about

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That fabric with lizards is amazing. Beardies are so cool! I have one and he's the best!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know! I saw it and had to buy it. Made a cushion cover and a blanket for Aria.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You've got a beautiful reptile family. My uromastyx approves

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

U should get a ganon or ganondorf soon

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I plan to! Just not sure what to get.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tree frogs? Or salamanders.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Any interest in snakes? White lipped pythons are neat and they don't get very big. I'd still keep it separated from your other buddies tho..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I had room then yeah!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait... You can have a pet chameleon in Scotland (and presumably England, where I live)? I didn't know that...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup, plenty of exotic pet shops around the UK.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huh. Learn something new every day. None of the shops in my area sell them. Link and co are awesome btw :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's something very wrong with you...and it's totally awesome. I'm trying to picture someone putting leg warmers on a lizard...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I didn't want to make them tight so they had a button on each of them. She just lay there doing nothing while i put them on her.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

BUTTONS? Now I'm gonna be grinning like an idiot all day...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Omg such precious little scale-babies!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone interested in getting a lizard, would a beardie or leopard gecko make a better first pet?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

a wiener dog is probably what you're looking for. ;)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bearded dragon if you want to interact and handle the animal a lot. Leopard geckos if you want an animal that's easy to care for and pretty.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I find beardies are easier to handle plus they are awake during the day so you'll have more interaction. Leopard geckos are nocturnal

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Do they interact with each other?

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Zelda and Aria are ok with each other. Link freaks out when he sees the others.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Haha that's cool. I wanted snakes but was never allowed. And still am not.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So..you're not a crazy cat lady?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope, prefer dogs and lizards to cats

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do they show affection at all? Idk anything about reptiles....

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My beardie does! She loves to cuddle

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People say they do only for heat but that's untrue. They will actually smile when they are happy and some love company. Mine does

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah my beardie loves a cuddle too. Zelda doesn't like being handled but comes up to her glass and is very curious.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Zelda and link! You like the legend of Zelda I assume?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yup! I have a triforce tattoo too.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Awesome

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wanna see! I love Zelda tats.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Using the symbols was a clever idea. I dig it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't chameleons and iguanas normally dicks?

9 years ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 1

"are" or "have"?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Iguanas can be cool, chameleons are stress filled monsters

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Iguanas are quite well known dicks. Some are even super friendly for 10 years and then decide to tear a hole in your arm for no reason.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yea I have a beast of an iguana, he's an asshole when he's in his tank but as soon as you start scratching him he's all cool

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

there arent any iguanas in those pics but yeah chameleons can be serious dicks if not handled alot

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 7

I know it was a chameleon gecko and beardy. I wad just asking as someone who doesn't have reptiles. Would love a bearded dragon.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I handle mine everyday and he's very hissy when my hand is in his space. I think he's just very territorial. He's different once he's out.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Beardies aren't iguanas. They're much more mellow. Iguanas are usually giant 6 foot dicks, correctamundo. Source: i'ma zookeeper

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do you feed the bears

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought they were reptiles...

9 years ago | Likes 234 Dislikes 1

I had to come back to +1 this.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Government workers actually

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

so they work at the dmv

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is Hell a subdivision of my government now? This shouldn't surprise me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it could be depending on where you live

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My iguana was actually really chill unless he was in shed. I've not had issues with chameleons, myself.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, mostly. My 6th grade teacher had an Iguana. He was a total asshole

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

But was the iguana nice?

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