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The Parking Perpetrator
So he parked like a bit of a dick in our garage....people weren't happy
Mar 22, 2015 3:40 PM
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So he parked like a bit of a dick in our garage....people weren't happy
Kaseyjones
+1 for MD
Vault13Labrat
The last one is stupid. It was probably written by that one woman who has to stand up for everyone because of their feelings.
nondem
Sadly...the guy is just trying to defend his ride from absent minded door dingers and their everlasting gifts.
splendowarrior
I saw #2 in a bad parking "ticket" book, and burst out laughing to the point of tears in a book store. People were staring.
OkieDokieSmokiePokie
Plot twist - he owns both spots.
GiveLifeBacktoMusicAroundtheWorld
Based on my imgur certified professional handwriting analysis skills, those notes were all written by the same person, most likely female.
zenobyte
he's been warned now slash the tires
Felman
I wish my life was idealistic enough that bad parking could ruin it.
HilaryR
As a fellow Marylander.... Hi! (Totally went to Potomac Driving School btw)
Properprankster
Someone wrote a nastygram on the back of a P&L spa advertisement...
dogsarecooltoo
you parked like a dick, didn't you Reddit OP? it's cool just write a note, and play it off like it's not your car.
nmurraCreator
I could see parking like this if you had a really badass car, but a Mazda?!
nmurraCreator
I park like this all the time. Way in the back row. People opening doors violent as hell, right into your car.
paddythelion
Same handwriting on all of these. OP you're a moron.
SayaImgur
Maybe you should get your eyes checked before calling people names.
Drougals
I don't think one of them are like another.
889922
*some of them are the same
Givemeabreak432
Uh, none of the handwritten ones have even similar to the same handwriting.
Ezzybells
Look at the k's. All the same. Like OP tried to change the styles but kept writing the k's in their own style.
Sanhael
Different handwriting on at least four of them.
Ezzybells
Look at the K's. All written in the same style like an l with a c over it.
Calltheoddpolicebecauseicanteven
It's the same handwriting in different styles. They tried to make it look different.
Calltheoddpolicebecauseicanteven
Driving school may have been someone else, the jury is still out.
SSColonelHansLanda
Dickhole is going into my curses sack
bongasaur
You should do how the Russians do http://i.ytimg.com/vi/BHJxIwvFIGY/maxresdefault.jpg
seventyyearoldharrisonfordinjuredonset
What if the person next to him parked even worse, and he was forced to park like that.
Maddlux
We need more shaming of this kind of behavior.
Moomington
This seems like a bit of an overreaction.
Mrsjimbeam313
As an Native Marylander, I can confirm too many of us park like dicks.
sgtpinky
What if they are actually allocated these two spots?
pastramionrye
All handwriting ones are written by the same person. OP is a lying liar who lies and did this all his/herself.
jnnfrhll
I said the same thing and got down voted. Oh well +1 for not believing everything you see.
Lierofox
I was hoping to see "THAT'S A FUCKING 50 DKP MINUS! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT?!"
juniperwreath
This must be in Canada; I know would've keyed his car.
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juniperwreath
Canadian Embassy parking lot in DC?
Ellimem
I wouldn't have done it right away but if dude was parked like that for more than a day, it would have been more than keyed.
LoneDirewolf
To that guy
FormerAOLerIDidntSendYouThoseCDsInThe90s
I was in Rockville yesterday (well, Rio) ....when did this business of charging 5 cents for plastic bags at 7-11 start?
HilaryR
years, but it's funny to watch people carry stuff out because they forgot to buy a bag and don't have change.
FormerAOLerIDidntSendYouThoseCDsInThe90s
I like the new stuff at the Rio. When I lived there, that area was just a giant field. Now there's a Ruth's Chris?! Nice!
Leonideez
It doesn't look like he's parked bad enough to prompt that many notes... maybe 2
Leonideez
since another standard sized car could probably still fit beside them
Calltheoddpolicebecauseicanteven
In a crowded parking garage, he would deserve all that and more.
rexman03
Plot twist: OP's car
BigTurdBlossom
"Someone's" car
Stebeven116
Plot twist: also OP's notes.
MKnightShyamalan
You think the plot twist is your ally...I was born in it. Molded by it. I hadn't seen a decent film since I was already a man.
SunDriedObamas
All of them. On OP's car.
JSmith90
"That'll show me not to disrespect others"
Leoxcr
How else could have he gotten all those notes?
cyclone
Hello fellow Marylander!
DangerRan
There's dozens of us
copstabber
Yay
Tippey764
our state flag is cooler than nearly all other state flags
mmmcunty
Moved to WV but I'm a Marylander for life!
cyclone
No doubt!
dontlookatmeever
That was my exact driving school too! The Rockville office of Potomac Driving School represent!
b0r3dw0rk3r
Yes!
Exabit
Hi! Let's not meet up, such as imgur demands.
cyclone
Yeah no worries, I'm fine with just knowing you people through my laptop screen for now
f0rgt10
I m in MD too!
OoohDeLallyGollyWhatADay
Hello MD!!
warjikin
Could be Virginia.
warjikin
The Potomac is the border between Maryland and Virginia.
cyclone
Potomac, it's Maryland
squarrel
We love our flag, have you looked at that shit? It's awesome.
HilaryR
This!!!!
FormerAOLerIDidntSendYouThoseCDsInThe90s
Is this the apartments near the Twinbrook Metro?
Kugelblitz00
It kinda looks like one of the garages down near the silver Spring metro, near the Pirate Tavern.
Sexcalator
Hmmm...I don't think so? But it could be.
peaceoutatown
301!
HilaryR
MOCO represent :)
doooooooodle
Aww yissss Potomac, surprised they didn't write these warnings on dollar bills
razzledazzlesu
worddd
Sexcalator
Fellow MOCO, checking in.
ccp1213
Hell yeah, MOCO!
jewfro95
Olney?
ToShellWithYou
Fuck yeah, MOCO!
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
Boy, a lot of people happen to have pens and pencils on them. And paper. And pre-made cards for bad parkers.
Seegrums
Maybe this is actually OPs car and he saves up these notes so that he can turn them into internet points
ItsYoure
I have an entire book of cards to leave on cars when people do this.
Victim42
I need to make one myself. I carry a man purse anyway, so I can have it on me all the time.
DisneyPrincessCthulhu
Me too.
ILoveAWarmProteinShotInTheMorning
From where does this magical book come from?
Itsme2263
You can by them on a web sight vat19
AWolfWithShades
*buy them on a website
Blaaarhgasaurus
And very similar hand writing...
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ImmortalAzrael
Most people don't even have writing utensils in situations where they know it's required. I'm not lending you a pen, you knew you'd need one
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
Not if I don't already have a backpack on me, otherwise it'd be a bit cumbersome to carry around a pen and paper in my pockets.
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MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
I get what you're saying, but I'm not wasting 5-10 minutes going back & forth to/from my car to just tell someone off for parking badly.
Proletariats
I own business cards for shitty parkers
anonwhymouse
People don't normally carry pens on them?
TeraGX
Carrying something other than a phone or tablet? That sounds so barbaric!
anonwhymouse
I must be a Barbarian then, I try to always have a pen on me
CoeusDarksoul
I've written notes before from random scraps of shit I have in my car. Started leaving pens & paper there intentionally now :D
ambermae513
I always have post-it notes and a pen in my purse.
ksick2
That first one is hilarious.
howisthisname
The OP on reddit said that the car was there for 4-5 days.
JustARichard
Probably got killed from all the passive aggressive people
Groznek
The concept of killing someone through sheer passive agression is hilarious to me.
connorellingson
45 days?!
Millillion
No, 4 - 5 days. It was there for -1 days.
IAnswerYesToDumbQuestions
hahahaha your'e the best
ChunLisThighs
One of my neighbours pulled their car in BEHIND my bfs, then left a printed note saying "Next time I'll use a can opener to get out" !!??!
Kopachris
I keep a pen in my car and a small notebook in my jacket.
PhillipSemenHoffmore
I retain my bowel movements until I come upon bad parkers like this.
IndigoWendigo
I do.
mithiwithi
If you park in a semi-urban area, you find yourself in a lot of nearly-full garages. The unusable spots next to assholes can rankle.
drewcrosby
Wait. Do you not?
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
Not on my person, no.
drewcrosby
It's very handy. Especially for situations just like this. ;)
Valkyr1987
I have cards that say "you suck at parking. Do it again and I will key your car." In 7 different languages
Equivocator
I always have Paper and Pens in my car, which I would assume would close by in a car park. I quite often have it on me too.
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
True, but I'm not going to walk back to my car, grab stuff, walk back to the car, do my thing, & then walk back to my car to put them away.
EveryChickenInThisPlace
It kind of seems like one guy did all of these
EverythingGoesToHellAnyway
Like having multiple accounts but hmm.. in the outernet?
Dominomotion8
This person is totally overreacting. Like a lot.
daletvak
Probably the person that posted this.
whatismynameagain
The handwritings are different. Most of them.
thatpooplife
I agree they look the same to me with slight variances
atliens27
The handwriting looks girly
BackToTheNightosphere
Actually I think you're right. A lot of the writing is simular. For example the p and k. He tried to hide his writing style.
UmbraHunter
Probably their own car too.
EveryChickenInThisPlace
"That'll teach me!"
MyNameIsJames
Kanye?
IsThisTheRealLifeIsThisJustPharmacy
I knew if I dig deep enough in these comments, I'd hit gold eventually.
UmbraHunter
In the unlikely event that it's true. The residents are a bunch of passive aggressive idiots. It'd be a horrible place to live.
EveryChickenInThisPlace
I agree brother
ParameciaShortchange
Seriously, unless he parks like this all the time it seems like the other people there are a bunch of petty assholes.
UncleB0b
We had a resident who left his BMW parked in a visitors spot for months non-stop. Everyone covered it in garbage. I should still have a pic.
UncleB0b
Here its
gotta love that giant penis art too.
liptonteabagger
plot twist its OP's car and he put those there D:
four2
Are you OP commenting from a different account trying to double dip? Am I you and OP? So many questions, so little chickens in this place.
Spiralhaze
Imgur in itself is just a giant setup so op could eventually make this post.
EveryChickenInThisPlace
You are now in................................................ ...........................................................The Twilight Zone!
four2
At the very least I'm in the