Tumblr Shmumblr episode 5, longer, for you ungrateful heathens

Aug 22, 2015 4:02 AM

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revenge

only in the army

Pilot

How old are you?

One of these is not like the other

Dreams are real

beep boop

Where do they come from?

#16 Why was smitty werbenjagermanjensen # 1?

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#2 is the truest thing I've read on the internet all day. Mini M&Ms are the superior hard coated candy treat.

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Some of these are very, very mediocre.

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To the front page with you my good sire

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Oh fuck that cheating one. Seriously.

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nyoom works. trufax

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Best one yet.

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< this also includes emoticons

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I don't see any

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Maybe your parents hate you because they think you're a drug dealer, @TheTownDrugDealer

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I don't do drugs, drugs do me

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#2 oh god they do though

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That's better, thanks

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Too tumblr didn't read.

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By that logic, people who sleep with other people drunk already considered doing it while sober.

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#11 bullshit. Alcohol can most certainly alter your mental state to a point where you'd do things sober you considers completely immoral.

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Literally none of these are funny.

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17000 people?? How many folowers does this guy think he has?

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Dogs are always ready to party... LOLS

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#20 is the neverending story of my life.

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snifts

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SNIFTS

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Pu69y.

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The cuts/bruises are from epic dream battles against the hordes of evil anxieties in your brain.

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#11 is bullshit. I got blind drunk like four months ago and shat in the middle of the road. It's not something I'd consider sober, so...

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Yeah, that one was crap & a typical Friday/Saturday night out will display many, many examples to the contrary as they vomit on the roadside

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Yeah - i don't think being drunk excuses cheating by any means, i just disagree with that statement. And i HATE the 'mic drop' bit in it...

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< why cant teachers print in color

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Shit is expensive as hell to print in color frequently

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

because public school funding is inadequate and for most teachers to use colored ink it has to come from their own money

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I went to a private school. Still didn't print in color.

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Captchas are getting harder because robots are getting smarter. Unfortunately, you're just as dumb as you've always been.

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I recently wrote a fun writing prompt about someone falling captcha and realizing they're a robot!

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That sounds cool, did it become a story?

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I might make it one based on the feedback.

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Ok that was good I want a whole book about it, with the black market and the researchers and the droids and when can we get it??!!

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Thanks! It's definitely on the pile. Depending on how busy tomorrow is I might try a blitz on it. Not sure. Thanks for the encouragement!

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Pfft, like my therapist could handle what I tell the internet.

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Ohohoh! Try me.

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I tell my therapist everything, and the prick just sits there and meows

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Mine too and to think I pay him $80 a session

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Fun fact: Hearing colors is called synesthesia!

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synesthesia lists all the types, http://www.synesthesiatest.org/blog/spatial-sequence-synesthesia this is me

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My gf has that with loud sounds and just recently realized that it doesn't happen to the rest of us...

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How does she experience loud sounds?

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She describes it like a camera flash going off and that negative color blotch from the bright light except lots more of them.

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It's any sense "sensing" something it shouldn't, like feeling colors, hearing shapes, anything.

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Ah yes.. the joy of getting told to turn down the volume because your friend can't see what's she's doing

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i have ordinal linguistic personification. my numbers/letters have genders and personalities.

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As someone with synesthesia, not quite. It's seeing colors and shapes that correspond to sounds. Basically iTunes visualizer in your head

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Ahh! So I do have it? Refer to comment below

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There are different types.

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Since synesthesia is just a sensory response to stimulation of another sense, wouldn't hearing colors also be classified as synesthesia?

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Exactly! Both are types of synesthesia :)

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so you have mental raves whenever you listen to music?

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Do you actually see it with your eyes, like can loud noises block your vision? Or is it "in your head"?

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I've never had my vision blocked, but sometimes the "mind's eye" visions are really distracting (like multicolored strobe lights).

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What color is dub step?

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Orangish-tealish-pink

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All.

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I'm pretty sure I have that with more texture. Eg bassy sounds are a soft fuzzy ball with different movements and textures. 1/2

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I don't actually see these things, but it's how I perceive them.

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And people say they can taste and smell colours when they have synesthesia

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That's really cool! I didn't know it was actually a thing! :)

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I knew a guy who tasted color.

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Yeah, look up Michel Gagné. He has a form of synesthesia, and has made gorgeous art and animations based on what he sees

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"Hey, what smells like blue?" - Phillip J. Fry

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I see the colors of ppls voices! :)

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i will never understand this stuff.is it like seeing color filters with your vision?

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I watched a thing about a guy who had synesthesia, but he tasted names, so anyone he spent time with had to have a nice tasting name.

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I never understood this. Is it literally seeing colors or is it seeing in your mind's eye the colors?

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Mind's eye. Usually with everyday sounds, you get so used to them you don't see them anymore.

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explaining synesthesia is like explaining colors to a blind person.

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Yes, but it's still possible. Also, I'm wondering because I think I have that issue.

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You literally see it. But often not as intense as real things, like stuff gets a shade of a color when you hear something, not like 1/2

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thats how i feeel if i hear a big boomboom....its like red in my head

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2/2 BOOM RED. You see it clearer with eyes closed, and intensity varies with degree of sleepiness and other factors.

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So it's kinda like someone adds a filter with a shade of a color?

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Yep I have that. Took me years to work oub out not everyone does.

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can we make the halloween thing happen? every year I try to go to as many halloween parties as possible to wear different costumes

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In america I can confirm Halloween is the whole month of October. It just gets more intense as we get to the end of October.

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I really don't want kids knocking on my door every day for a month. Unless they're selling cookies.

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I just want Halloween events in videogames to last longer.

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For real though Halloween is supposed to last like 3 days and include November 1st & 2nd, Día de los Inocentes & Dia de los Muertos

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i approve of halloween festival week. it's my brithday. :3

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Go to a college town. Students are great at making it last a week.

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Hallowe'en once a three day event

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That's what conventions are for.

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My friend circle coordinates parties around Halloween usually. 3-4 large parties on different days. We know how to party :D

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I live every day like it's Halloween

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We could call it "Halloweek".

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My birthday is Halloween. I approve.

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Is Oktoberfest close enough?

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Go to Salem, MA. Halloween starts in September and spills over into November. The whole month of October is all about Halloween festivities.

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My gf went there a couple years ago, before we actually started talking to each other outside of school. Heard it's awesome from her. :D

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that sounds spooktacular

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Halloween is the whole month, don't let society hold you back.

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First time i smoked was on oct 26th. Aka Halloween. Best halloween and haunter house ever. Fuckn scary.

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HALLOWEEN IS THE WHOLE YEAR SCREW CHRISTMAS WE HAVE SKELLINGTONS

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I'm voting this commenter as my personal hero. You go, babe. Halloween the SHIT out of things...

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O-oh my god. I think this is the most positive attention I've ever received.

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:)

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:(

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Do periods just not exist on tumblr?

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I stole them all. .........................................................................................................................

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No, cause it's full of 11-year-old girls!

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Periods are to tumblr as Spanish Inquisition gifs are to us

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what, expected by everyone and literally everywhere?

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Periods are meant as full stops - indication that a sentence ended. Linebreaks/message ends do the same thing, so in casual typing it's fine

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They did a study! It's how tumblr and a few other places show rhetorical speech. It won't catch on.

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It's kinda...stream of consciousness? "I'm being so real and honest that what I think just comes out and I don't taint it with punctuation."

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Like an endless mental conversation with the internet.

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I think with semicolons cause I'm a ponce

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They think it's deep and meaningful; it's not. It's annoying and difficult to read.

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You should read no country for old men

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its odd, my brain adds punctuation when reading from tumblr

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Your brain adds punctuation when you're talking to people too. Tumblr is more fluid speech than many places on the internet. You just get it

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I used to use tumblr, now its just for porn. But its the only place I autopunctuate from

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its pretty easy to auto punctuate things you really don't need punctuation when talk casually I mean like with your friends IMs and such

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Or this fucking comment.

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They do... For like a week each month.

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Unless you're on seasonale and then you only get four per year..

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have you ever been on tumblr? it's like for a month each week

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Oh, no you didn't

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That's an optimistically low estimate for Tumblr. It's more like a month per month.

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And then you get a bunch of posts about how horrible the symptoms are and how boys are all like totally grossed out by it.

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Omg did you just

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I had to read your other comment about full-stops to understand this one. I'm not even mad. +1

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the tumblr jargon is like that they don't use any punctuation whatsoever and I can't even

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Run-on sentences sure are a hit too.

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Yes... But I hope you never find out what the freebleed movement is

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I once tried to trick my friend by texting him from a different number. He immediately knew it was me because no one else uses punctuation.

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We're not ready for that kind of commitment, too much finality in that punctuation

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I mean, it's 2015, It's about time

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It's a deliberate affectation, mimicking 'white girl stream of consciousness', much like the spelling is, whether white girl or not.

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I'm Australian, and we say 'full stops', so I thought you meant menstrual periods and I was so confused.

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Same here in NZ.. hence my comment above.

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...Oh. I'm american and I still thought they were talking about the bloody one

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Seconded

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I had to read this far to work out I'd missed something Important.

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Just don't miss a period.

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They're better late than never!

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