BarelyUsedCondom
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revenge
only in the army
Pilot
How old are you?
One of these is not like the other
Dreams are real
beep boop
Where do they come from?
Jmankjp
#16 Why was smitty werbenjagermanjensen # 1?
srsfaceI8C
#2 is the truest thing I've read on the internet all day. Mini M&Ms are the superior hard coated candy treat.
WhyIsThisAGif
Some of these are very, very mediocre.
ChrisPrattErryDay
To the front page with you my good sire
notaballoon
Oh fuck that cheating one. Seriously.
bellaluna
nyoom works. trufax
WabbitCZEN
Best one yet.
jfm2
spaghettifacebang
I don't see any
bangclang
Maybe your parents hate you because they think you're a drug dealer, @TheTownDrugDealer
BarelyUsedCondom
I don't do drugs, drugs do me
littlestchild
#2 oh god they do though
rianocerous
That's better, thanks
onlyherewhenipoop
Too tumblr didn't read.
spuds31
By that logic, people who sleep with other people drunk already considered doing it while sober.
MrBananaBeak
#11 bullshit. Alcohol can most certainly alter your mental state to a point where you'd do things sober you considers completely immoral.
AccordMoanEye
Literally none of these are funny.
LordFreezer
17000 people?? How many folowers does this guy think he has?
TEDCommandments
Dogs are always ready to party... LOLS
NoodleyLove
#20 is the neverending story of my life.
BritainsNuttiestGuy
snifts
wherearemytesticles
SNIFTS
highteck9
Pu69y.
Abyssion88
The cuts/bruises are from epic dream battles against the hordes of evil anxieties in your brain.
dildobiscuit
#11 is bullshit. I got blind drunk like four months ago and shat in the middle of the road. It's not something I'd consider sober, so...
Avatar720
Yeah, that one was crap & a typical Friday/Saturday night out will display many, many examples to the contrary as they vomit on the roadside
dildobiscuit
Yeah - i don't think being drunk excuses cheating by any means, i just disagree with that statement. And i HATE the 'mic drop' bit in it...
jfm2
Akirareturns
Shit is expensive as hell to print in color frequently
ccrushh
because public school funding is inadequate and for most teachers to use colored ink it has to come from their own money
TestudinesMihiPlacet
I went to a private school. Still didn't print in color.
nickbuzz
Captchas are getting harder because robots are getting smarter. Unfortunately, you're just as dumb as you've always been.
iDrinkDrano
I recently wrote a fun writing prompt about someone falling captcha and realizing they're a robot!
ABelgianOnImgur
That sounds cool, did it become a story?
iDrinkDrano
I might make it one based on the feedback.
iDrinkDrano
https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/3glqfn/wp_bob_doesnt_realise_hes_a_robot_until_he_fails/ctzb4wp
ABelgianOnImgur
Ok that was good I want a whole book about it, with the black market and the researchers and the droids and when can we get it??!!
iDrinkDrano
Thanks! It's definitely on the pile. Depending on how busy tomorrow is I might try a blitz on it. Not sure. Thanks for the encouragement!
imwaytooeasytostalkontheinternet
Pfft, like my therapist could handle what I tell the internet.
dokidokes
Ohohoh! Try me.
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
I tell my therapist everything, and the prick just sits there and meows
zachzac
Mine too and to think I pay him $80 a session
sixinchribboncurls
Fun fact: Hearing colors is called synesthesia!
sherbetty
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synesthesia lists all the types, http://www.synesthesiatest.org/blog/spatial-sequence-synesthesia this is me
Jewcymf
My gf has that with loud sounds and just recently realized that it doesn't happen to the rest of us...
pider
How does she experience loud sounds?
Jewcymf
She describes it like a camera flash going off and that negative color blotch from the bright light except lots more of them.
Feralkyn
It's any sense "sensing" something it shouldn't, like feeling colors, hearing shapes, anything.
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
Ah yes.. the joy of getting told to turn down the volume because your friend can't see what's she's doing
flinkpamingo
i have ordinal linguistic personification. my numbers/letters have genders and personalities.
KhalFrodo
As someone with synesthesia, not quite. It's seeing colors and shapes that correspond to sounds. Basically iTunes visualizer in your head
mossisnaturescouch
Ahh! So I do have it? Refer to comment below
kaeits
There are different types.
nommon
Since synesthesia is just a sensory response to stimulation of another sense, wouldn't hearing colors also be classified as synesthesia?
sixinchribboncurls
Exactly! Both are types of synesthesia :)
classylikecufflinks
so you have mental raves whenever you listen to music?
Schmeckle
Do you actually see it with your eyes, like can loud noises block your vision? Or is it "in your head"?
KhalFrodo
I've never had my vision blocked, but sometimes the "mind's eye" visions are really distracting (like multicolored strobe lights).
thejollymolly
What color is dub step?
zachzac
Orangish-tealish-pink
jdlsharkman
All.
mossisnaturescouch
I'm pretty sure I have that with more texture. Eg bassy sounds are a soft fuzzy ball with different movements and textures. 1/2
mossisnaturescouch
I don't actually see these things, but it's how I perceive them.
IgniQuenAardYrdenAxii
And people say they can taste and smell colours when they have synesthesia
BarelyUsedCondom
That's really cool! I didn't know it was actually a thing! :)
Yamasama
I knew a guy who tasted color.
ReichenbachWasAnInsideJob
Yeah, look up Michel Gagné. He has a form of synesthesia, and has made gorgeous art and animations based on what he sees
SgtEziosRequiem
"Hey, what smells like blue?" - Phillip J. Fry
DualSupernova
I see the colors of ppls voices! :)
MadScientistInTraining
i will never understand this stuff.is it like seeing color filters with your vision?
pider
I watched a thing about a guy who had synesthesia, but he tasted names, so anyone he spent time with had to have a nice tasting name.
JudgeJudyandExecutioner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv45R0ZcO98
engraced
I never understood this. Is it literally seeing colors or is it seeing in your mind's eye the colors?
KhalFrodo
Mind's eye. Usually with everyday sounds, you get so used to them you don't see them anymore.
SpaceballsTheComment
explaining synesthesia is like explaining colors to a blind person.
engraced
Yes, but it's still possible. Also, I'm wondering because I think I have that issue.
bonjbop
You literally see it. But often not as intense as real things, like stuff gets a shade of a color when you hear something, not like 1/2
sherbetty
thats how i feeel if i hear a big boomboom....its like red in my head
bonjbop
2/2 BOOM RED. You see it clearer with eyes closed, and intensity varies with degree of sleepiness and other factors.
Kallethan
So it's kinda like someone adds a filter with a shade of a color?
ebonyfaery
Yep I have that. Took me years to work oub out not everyone does.
ccrushh
can we make the halloween thing happen? every year I try to go to as many halloween parties as possible to wear different costumes
Wordgirl
In america I can confirm Halloween is the whole month of October. It just gets more intense as we get to the end of October.
Felman
I really don't want kids knocking on my door every day for a month. Unless they're selling cookies.
sionallona
I just want Halloween events in videogames to last longer.
beckadoomsday
For real though Halloween is supposed to last like 3 days and include November 1st & 2nd, Día de los Inocentes & Dia de los Muertos
stresstwig
i approve of halloween festival week. it's my brithday. :3
Kw33nKhaos
Go to a college town. Students are great at making it last a week.
iDrinkDrano
Hallowe'en once a three day event
ithrowbitchinteaparties
That's what conventions are for.
JosephGordonLevittsLeftSock
My friend circle coordinates parties around Halloween usually. 3-4 large parties on different days. We know how to party :D
shesaidgoodbyetotheground
I live every day like it's Halloween
VikingsAreNinjaPirates
We could call it "Halloweek".
Lasaagna
My birthday is Halloween. I approve.
monkeyonastring
Is Oktoberfest close enough?
avgoncalves
Go to Salem, MA. Halloween starts in September and spills over into November. The whole month of October is all about Halloween festivities.
HomosexualNecrophiliacMallard
My gf went there a couple years ago, before we actually started talking to each other outside of school. Heard it's awesome from her. :D
ccrushh
that sounds spooktacular
DownvoteFaerie
Halloween is the whole month, don't let society hold you back.
StopbleedingYourefine
First time i smoked was on oct 26th. Aka Halloween. Best halloween and haunter house ever. Fuckn scary.
MemeWeaver
HALLOWEEN IS THE WHOLE YEAR SCREW CHRISTMAS WE HAVE SKELLINGTONS
butwhatifiAMarobot
I'm voting this commenter as my personal hero. You go, babe. Halloween the SHIT out of things...
DownvoteFaerie
O-oh my god. I think this is the most positive attention I've ever received.
butwhatifiAMarobot
:)
TedTheMan
:(
whitegirlxing
Do periods just not exist on tumblr?
portnoyd
I stole them all. .........................................................................................................................
Snarknado
No, cause it's full of 11-year-old girls!
Pawprintjj
Tensa47
Periods are to tumblr as Spanish Inquisition gifs are to us
SpaceballsTheComment
what, expected by everyone and literally everywhere?
Riakathii
Periods are meant as full stops - indication that a sentence ended. Linebreaks/message ends do the same thing, so in casual typing it's fine
Mec26
They did a study! It's how tumblr and a few other places show rhetorical speech. It won't catch on.
bellaluna
It's kinda...stream of consciousness? "I'm being so real and honest that what I think just comes out and I don't taint it with punctuation."
ceandros
Like an endless mental conversation with the internet.
AggravatedFerret
I think with semicolons cause I'm a ponce
MrBananaBeak
They think it's deep and meaningful; it's not. It's annoying and difficult to read.
Sasqualogist
You should read no country for old men
wajaba
its odd, my brain adds punctuation when reading from tumblr
revcleo
Your brain adds punctuation when you're talking to people too. Tumblr is more fluid speech than many places on the internet. You just get it
wajaba
I used to use tumblr, now its just for porn. But its the only place I autopunctuate from
revcleo
its pretty easy to auto punctuate things you really don't need punctuation when talk casually I mean like with your friends IMs and such
Gonefishing
Or this fucking comment.
SadNameForASadGuy
They do... For like a week each month.
difficultdifficultlemondifficult
Unless you're on seasonale and then you only get four per year..
shinyRK9
have you ever been on tumblr? it's like for a month each week
TheManYourManCouldSmellLike
Oh, no you didn't
mcgravin
That's an optimistically low estimate for Tumblr. It's more like a month per month.
Luprand
And then you get a bunch of posts about how horrible the symptoms are and how boys are all like totally grossed out by it.
ModusPonens
Omg did you just
PenisDonaldTrump
I had to read your other comment about full-stops to understand this one. I'm not even mad. +1
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
the tumblr jargon is like that they don't use any punctuation whatsoever and I can't even
realwavyhat
Run-on sentences sure are a hit too.
GLinX
Yes... But I hope you never find out what the freebleed movement is
atliens27
I once tried to trick my friend by texting him from a different number. He immediately knew it was me because no one else uses punctuation.
tossabeertoyourwitcher
We're not ready for that kind of commitment, too much finality in that punctuation
ImSorryImNotCreative
I mean, it's 2015, It's about time
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
It's a deliberate affectation, mimicking 'white girl stream of consciousness', much like the spelling is, whether white girl or not.
CalvinandHobbitses
I'm Australian, and we say 'full stops', so I thought you meant menstrual periods and I was so confused.
SadNameForASadGuy
Same here in NZ.. hence my comment above.
ElNein5
...Oh. I'm american and I still thought they were talking about the bloody one
MrDaliard
Seconded
kentnl
I had to read this far to work out I'd missed something Important.
bitchinmona
Just don't miss a period.
kentnl
They're better late than never!