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This is map
Finland somewhere on it. Don't come visit, we no want you.
This is flag
Our flag. Is okay.
This is license
License for drive. Well, they took it away but I still drives. Is okay. Nobody know.
This is knife
Knife is good. Is for stabby time. Stabby time great fun, no many die.
This is drink
Many drink. Is good for health. Kippis.
These are stabby people
They drink and stab many people. Became very fame. Such scary. Got much jail time. Wow.
This is bear
Bear is friend. Is good for wrestle. Not good for sexitime anymore, is of illegals now. Thank Obamba.
This is food
Eat food after stabby and wrestly. Look like shit, taste like it. Still like. Eat with vodka.
This is where sleeps
Is shiny. Good for sleep.
Cat of taxes
Cat does not like tax. Cat is of stab.
Pleasedontletittouchme
If Finland ball could write ^
nouseforanameforthisshit
http://imgur.com/OIDcPB2.jpg
mefteef
Cat is of stab.
Doomintroll
Would like to correct the bear: having sexy time with bear no good, but no illegal.
ExTechOp
But for some reason, someone wants to spend lots of money making it illegal. Don't quite understand why, AFAIK this is not a major problem.
doublefistmistress
I fucking love Finland!!
freedomofnow
Finland is like a slightly more drunk version of russia, but with a much stranger language that even the fins say is fucked up.
Frozenpasties
More like a drunker Sweden with more melancholy. We don't like to think we share a lot with Russia, due to history.
prattleassassin
such profile. very country. quite polanball. much statistic. so inform. wow.
Beelsebooob
You missed off the rally driving bit.
Kaalivanukas
This is post of many self-promotion. Finn no likings of self promotion.
GentlemanScientist
Joo.
Kxopo
Finn is of stab
silverbean
God, i really do love the Finnish people. They got life figured out.
daeux
torilla tavataan
Nanoxt
This Finn agrees
PepeliciousZoid
Kiitti Sipilä
Nord4483
No Kalevala?
IdownvotePeopleWhoComplainAboutDownvoters
As a Norwegian, we need to stab foreigners more.. Preferably in the dick!
Cal1te
Scotland can teach you how to have simultaneously the most violent and most friendly city in Europe. 1/2
Cal1te
But you need to let us say that we are honourary Scandanavians! :D 2/2
hepuliini
Fun fact: my school cafeteria had a dish named after the stabby guys. It had chicken in it.
hepuliini
I feel like I should clarify: I'm from Finland
Kilo9R
A post about Finland without a mention of Sauna?
Deadmansland
Sausage is made from blood btw. You still wanna visit us?
Cal1te
Blood sausage / black pudding is pretty popular here in Scotland too. Its nice.
TheFrenchGirl
As a French, I would visit you AGAIN anytime, and I bring our own blood sausage for comparison. And red wine. It appear Finnish like it.
Abracaderpa
Anything with alcohol is okay.
TheFrenchGirl
I can also bring chocolate filled with liqueur, any stew cooked in wine, or a traditionnal pastry called "baba au rhum" in that case.
Kaalivanukas
Just bring the booze, we are happy with our stale boiled meat and sausages
TheFrenchGirl
Ok, light the fire in the sauna, just the time to make some shopping and I'm coming.
ShirleyYouCantBcereus
Turns out (according my SNP analysis) I'm like 7-10% Finnish, yet I have no Finnish ancestors in my family tree. suspicious_fry.jpg
Frozenpasties
Well, they could've changed their name or something? Or, you know, the other option.
sumowoman
Finn dick be stabby also.
Cal1te
SNP? Scottish National Party?
ShirleyYouCantBcereus
Single-nucleotide polymorphism. It refers to variations at the single nucleotide level at a certain position in the genome. For example, 1/?
ShirleyYouCantBcereus
2) I could have thymidine (T) at position, say, '55' where you could have an adenosine (A). SNPs account for >90% of genetic variations in
ShirleyYouCantBcereus
4) (imgur broke) certain combinations of SNPs. They use it to track ancestries on sites like ancestry.com and 23andme
ShirleyYouCantBcereus
3) the human population. Since most have are innocuous and happen at random, different subpopulations (ex Finnish) may be enriched for
Cal1te
So... your American then yeah?
ShirleyYouCantBcereus
Yep, and a scientist. So of course I was looking for any reason to about sciency stuff :)
Cal1te
Hehe, its like a running joke here (in Scotland) that every American has a dozen European nationalities which they like to be recognised as
PutingivingThumbsup
we had to stop because it came some stone trough timo's seat...up in the ass of timo
Peewai
As a swede, This exactly how i view the finns
fartgirl
Thank Obamba
Britishchick17
Very done, Kevin! Thank.
SoIWasWonderingHowLongMyUsernameCouldBeAndIamNotDisappointed
Para bailar la bamba...
NdeTembo
heeeey Macarena!
notme222
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/scandanaviaandtheworld/images/c/c4/Finland.png
chopper35
looking for that XD
DiscoShaman
Good Finnish to your post.
Estesark
Gee, never heard that one before. :P
PlatypusInterrobang
You deserve more upvotes.
DiscoShaman
I know but my legendary bad luck has followed me to Imgur..
DiscoShaman
But where is perkele?
Textuality
Perkele is in the heart. Perkele is in the soul. Perkele just is.
Estesark
Kaisaniemenkatu 4, 00100 Helsinki
Abracaderpa
Mutta eihän se itse Perkele siellä asu. Katainen taisi jo muuttaa muille maille.
aCartographer
PRKL
RockTheBoat
https://camo.derpicdn.net/09910a9ffbc4bfb90737b188bfbcd70657464313?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rickdangerous.co.uk%2Flj%2Fsatw_finland_perkele.png
kopiovastaava
Did we lose to Denmark again?
RockTheBoat
Was that a real national shame?
Rolli13
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
RockTheBoat
like Bear are catholics
MasterofNoneSon
I read this in some kind of accent, but I have no idea what kind.
Abracaderpa
Sounds about right.
twlcorinthian
Finland, Finland, Finland, the country where I want to be, pony trekking or camping, or just watching TV
Frozenpasties
Don't forget about the drinking!
TheBlondSwede
I've been to finland a couple of times, can confirm everything. If anyone wants, I can point it out on the map. I know where it is.
barnwolf
There's those three up there Finland, Norway and Sweden. Sweden is the one you want, the other two, not so much...
JediGrandMasterYoda
You go back shower and cry.
TheBlondSwede
No.... I'm done with that for a while.
Fatpicasso
As a PSG fan, thank you for the God of all Gods.
TheBlondSwede
You're welcome, I'll tell him you said hi the next time I run in to him ;)
TheSwedishCryptid
It's okay. You're in a better place now... Sweden.
Rolli13
As a Finn, I'd laugh... if it wasn't true. Now I just cry.
TheBlondSwede
Cry in the shower. It's the best... Or maybe sauna for you?
AlexImguram
Leave me alone, I know what I am doing!
Zokathra
As a Finn Imma point you with a knife.
poopjokesarefunny
Don't be so definnsive
sometimesipostsockshere
Want stabnings?
TheBlondSwede
I will send my finnish girlfriend to fight you. The winner gets me.
Zokathra
She can surely keep you after I make some new holes in you.
TheBlondSwede
No thank you, I have more than enough already!
vonKaiser
FFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK
AstartesLibrarius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5CaQ37VYvw
AstartesLibrarius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FaRAixpwIM This one is about the Winter War overall.
vonKaiser
damn, how did I not know about this? would have put it in the article I wrote about him awhile back :(
AstartesLibrarius
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heroes_(Sabaton_album) More of their songs about specific people.
Mshine
perkele
Einstein9073
the obligatory.
DontcallmeLen
Has Russia invaded Finland now?
grobesviech
More like doge invaded
thisisprocrastination
Nah, they learnt good the last time they tried. Though they did take a bite out of it.
PhuckKnuckles
And one single man was responsible for approximately 0.4% of the Russian's dead.
FunkyPotatoes
Best thing from Finland:
(Salty licorice liquor)
mikeyunderscored
Sorry, but you're wrong. I'm the best thing.
TheQueenofLakeIlmen
Ah no I can't take liquorice especially the ones from Fazer
cognescenti
sounds awful. i'm sure there are many Finnish women who would make this forgettable.
freedomofnow
Koskenkorva is a strong recipe for blackouts, regardless of version.
Krettir
Mm. My first blackout. Memories.
CirB
Mm.. my first trip to the drunk tank... Memories...
lepikkorapu
Not exactly, but close. +1
FunkyPotatoes
What's the best?
kopiovastaava
Jaloviina *
naamaksi
Gambina
ThatIsAbsolutelyFantastic
Why not both = Agentti?
aCartographer
https://youtu.be/e7kJRGPgvRQ
kopiovastaava
https://youtu.be/Tr3yOduojsE
IanMunroe
Needs more Mika Hakkinen.
Cyntil8ing
...or Juha Kankkunen
kopiovastaava
Why not Kimi Räikkönen?
BaldEagleBeater666
No emmänytiiä
kopiovastaava
Oh you!
kopiovastaava
Oh you!