SomeoneTookMyUsernameToo
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Aug 3, 2017 10:13 AM
SomeoneTookMyUsernameToo
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Jonsse
And that was yesterday.
DIINKELBERG
And you lonely shit sitting here
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axiomatik
Wait, we're siblings?
askside0
TeamSpicyTacos
Why not make it today??
enigmaburrito
ICarpeYourDiems
You'll never know unless you ask
earthquakelover
If they haven't been chockin, they're at least a product of it.
stlcopbtk
ScrippyChan
Yeah. Kinda makes me feel like a fucking failure.
woopityscooppoop
LadyCottonHead
I remember when I lost my virginity I was acutely aware of all of this. Couldn't get it out of my head. Kind of miss that, actually.
IDontMeanToBeADickBut
As long as she finishes before my stop.
Grafferine
She probably still does...who knows
whatupmyknitters
don't forget masturbation. almost everyone has an O-face, even if they haven't had sex.
NRXNext
UnicornofPeril
Don't worry, the only dick my hand has touched is my own. *sobs*
Canofminus
I had a room mate who used to listen to swing music, until I told him his grandparents probably fucked to it.
wlfman
unless you're looking at me...I haven't :(
JustARegularOldPotato
Press f to pay respects
RubelliteFae
Yeah, this thought entered my head after the first time I went to an adult shop with an ex-gf. I just kept pointing people out. 1
RubelliteFae
"He's had sex. And she's probably done some crazy shit. And he... no, he's probably never had sex, but that guy!"
onefaller
nearly every hand you shake has held a dick.
HorseMcFucker
Aha you see, I only masturbate with my left to control the mouse with my right.
FlyrishHoney
My great nan had 18 kids. I dont want to know the kind of shit that entails...
ZashchishchayushchiysyaOsushchestvitelLzhesvidetelstva
Well, she definitely wasn't a fan of anal sex and blowjobs
emscookie
Most people except myself? Yes.
shtposting10101
Dont worry, there are dozens of us. DOZENS
TheChickenEyes
U still a virgin, from random
Ruminatrix
It's never too late to choke on a dick. Visit your local dick dealer today.
Bigbrother44444
I volinteer as tribute
mibango
jpparkenbone
My reaction as someone who isn't having sex.
BendyDicksCumOnMyBaps
It has been 6 months. Help.
xJAYSINx
Molotovbliss
jpparkenbone
5 years.
alurkertryinghisbest
iTs been 17 years
Roroer
19 years :,)
RulesOfImgur
19.5
BendyDicksCumOnMyBaps
Jesus.. May I ask how old you are?
realityhammer
They're 17
RustyNeX
the older people are the more likely they have had sex. old people's homes are straight up orgy fuck fests when the Viagra truck comes by
ultradongle
And STDs spread like wildfire there
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
This is depressingly accurate. And they straight up deny it when you start to talk to the about it. JUST BE SAFE YOU OLD FUCKERS.
ultradongle
Most of them don't fear STDs, and yet their minds are still killed...
wotwotinthebutt
Viagra truck?
RustyNeX
Yea it's like an icecream truck but it plays 1940s classics and tours the old people's homes
gesthemene
Glenn Miller's In The Mood ;)
TheSideQuestsOfZelda
It tends to be a really long rigid truck. Otherwise it wouldn't be able to deliver the huge load.
nrvagntsoleatr360