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my worst fear
May 18, 2014 4:00 AM
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ttrlovesmittens
die. die you bastard.
catsnthings
The Mario one.
swifter66
Could not contain myself for after this
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Them feels...
Forbayn
Dickmonalds 100% all Beef
xenotrope
I want to go to Boobs World.
Jay7o2
DickMonalds
hardwithading
two or of them i don't get but im drunk so don't panic
alittlegimpy
PANIC!!
Upallni8ht
Why is batman so small?
MoreThanAPerfunctoryHello
I don't know either, but it's funnier that way.
IWieldNoPowerHere
I also want to know this.
FindMeSomebodyToLove
I like how Batman is short
ebillightbulb
Took me a moment to get the creeper one.
damnitdan
A CREEPER!! Go it. thanks! :D
LadyMiena
Can you explain it?
Summonsays
creaper's in a game called Minecraft explode, killing you if your close to them. They make a burning fuse sound, hence the ssssssssssssss
LadyMiena
Ahhhh, thanks!
Summonsays
my pleasure.
EverythingITouchHasAProbabilityToExplode
So that's what the mini-picture is about? Thank you, couldn't read it.
Tehstool
Does anyone else find dickmonalds funny or is it just me? I thought I'd see a couple comments on it at least. Might be my lack of sleep.
FizzleBurger
For readable versions of the tiny ones: http://extrafabulouscomics.com/">omic/77/">http://extrafabulouscomics.com/comic/77/ http://extrafabulouscomics.com/comic/107/
damnitdan
You're alright.
melindarae
Dickmonald's. That is all.
KevinBenedict
Where the heck can you fill up for $20.01?
Peteybird1112
I'm ok with this
OsamaCare
This post is going places
Rimasticus
Hel is a place. But we are all going there.
LarryTheLobster
We're going to Poland?
Poptartlove
+1 for "DickMonalds".
cancerriddenlung
@op I remember a PSA for this used to air a lot on TV. It was for a local mental institution.
chucklefucksenpai
paigezero
Haha, yes, poo IS smelly, isn't it! Haha, satire.
Abekrampe
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
Do people not have bathroom fans?
drew9000
I wish, I live in a super old house
ZombieWoodyAllenKomodoDragonJesus
Somehow I pictured people cheering at you while you poo.
hydrocodont
Do you not have that?
AmericanAirlines
I do, about tree fiddy
radioactive551
I have long legs. I would kneel at my gf's apartment to prevent the sound.
HylianFox
lol, poor Jesus
SirJackoffalot
Oh God that face. http://imgur.com/AfWm9wx
BauceTrader
we should put that on a tshirt
WowSuchDoge
Where is that XXX mcdonald and how can i get some ?
emperorcain
Well, I know of a manga that's like that...
LORDJIGGLYPUFFTHEMALEVOLENT
The devil is a part timer?
icantthinkofausernameomgpleasehelp
that dickmonald's looks like an interesting place too
lrnc44
I almost cried on the comic about "the way to a mans heart is through his stomach"
hashCasher
Haha DickMonalds
ebillightbulb
I don't get the killing spree one...
PiiCii
Haha, I thought you meant that you didn't get the killing spree "notification" when you killed five people, then I saw the other comments.
parallaxis
In Unreal Tournament the announcer would call out killing sprees of players. See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwxjYFqP35A
PaulParten
I fuckin lost it at "KILLING SPREE" UT was awesome.
AhFineWhatever
I don't get... a whole lot of them. If someone could just explain them all for me? That'd be really awesome.
link016
You see, they consist of a series of pictures called panels. The combined with words make for a story, in these instances, ending in a joke
MrRgrs
In multiplayer Halo(the vidya game), you're on a killing spree when you've killed 5 people in one life.
AShiftyAussie
I was thinking more along the lines of Unreal Tournament.
kananablah
I totally read it in the Unreal Tournament voice
kananablah
GOD-LIKE
MrRgrs
I'm sure other games use the term. Halo is the first and only FPS I've played with it. UT was before Halo so it may have started there.
AShiftyAussie
Yeah, each to their own, it all works the same in the end :P
wastegem
UT is an FPS, and it started with Quake, migrated over to UT (which was made by some of the Quake guys), then Halo.
MrRgrs
Thanks!
ebillightbulb
Ah, I see. I would have recognized a Bloodthirsty medal but I've not played Halo. Thanks!
nesmereldinho
you should get around to it
alchemist12345
Reminds me a bit of the Perry Bible Fellowship. http://pbcom/27/">http:/">fcomics">com/27/">http://pbfcomics.com/27/ http://pbfcomics.com/160/ http://pbfcomics.com/16/
paigezero
Let me save you some time there - http://pbfcomics.com :P
alchemist12345
I chose those comics because they are like these ones (imo), in contrast to the likes of this: http://pbfcomics.com/57/
paigezero
Ok, I see your point. Really though, it's PBF, they're all great :)
notme222
And there just happens to be a new one? Nice timing!
eggtoss
TIL Dickmonalds is 100% all-beef
gothink
It's actually apparently %100 all-beef
FLDSMDFR
Coincidentally it's the opposite of its counterpart Mickdonalds
DoctorCatDog
All potatoes?
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Anything but beef.
SqueakShow
I'm afraid i didn't get that one. What's with the milk?
Txtcat
No one tell him.
QuackQuackMrDucksworth
Because by drinking the coke with it, the cow didn't think the meal was 100% all beef. Adding the milk makes it 100% all-beef.
SqueakShow
Oooooooooh
IPoopWithTheDoorHalfOpen
Moooooo
Dqvist
beef is cow, so is milk.
SqueakShow
Yeah I get that, but why is it funny?
Dqvist
I wish I had an answere. :c
XEndeadX
It just simply goes against what one would expect by having the cow mad that he wasn't drinking milk instead of mad about him eating beef.
Shalalaladong
What are these?![]()
Comics for ants?
craniumshaker
It needs to be at least... three times bigger than this!
NinjasStoleMyMama
I'm gunna say .... maybe.
FoxJonesFIN
too small, didn't read
Robvp
Jpegs
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
NinjasStoleMyMama
that is an aggressive chicken dance
Aergius
*CLAP CLAP CLAP*
leischka
ʸᵉˢ
emperorcain
Gave up trying to read them
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Diezen
Then that bunny was delivered to Puddin' for his wish.
whoami
Love hurts. :3
Shalalaladong
thanks
petchlonk
*thanksssssssssssssssssssss
graythirteen
Thank you! Geez OP, get your business together..>>
MexicanSuperman072
God's work, son. God's work.
HailHailFreedonia
SHAZAM!!
OrbitusII
God, awaaaaaay!
tizkit
you are the hero imgur deserves
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
That's not a car.
GreatBigBlobsOfGreasyGrimyGopherGuts
Who is going to explain the "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have" one for me. Is there a frame missing or what?
Nyoomnyoomnugget
I just thought he wanted to be the pringle man
counthofbrahaus
yeah they all come in wearing costumes its really funny
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Rezanon
I'm throwing my hat in with this guy. I saw the jizz...
klow
same here! hats thrown!
DackNeDolo
Haha coffee steam.
MsSasha
I thought he was just extremely rocking suspenders.
neverendingbreadstick
And I was okay with that.
Cavalish
Yeah, theres another bit where a bunch of people sre dressed as superheros, and one woman is dressed as the boss.
dereklandon
superheros... especially the one at the water cooler...
ChadMMart2
Don't forget Jesus!
BobsAvatar
I thought he was supposed to be dressed as a plantation owner..
12rouge
And, you know, the BDSM guy.
EnigmaticSponge
And the guy who's crossdressing. And Jesus.
EnigmaticSponge
Although I guess Jesus is a superhero too.
Studoku
And Darth Vader.
UgoffTheHungary
and Gandalf
GreatBigBlobsOfGreasyGrimyGopherGuts
Ah, cheers mate. Thanks for the explanation.
tcann
I was thinking that the guy hanging the poster was like a janitor or something but wanted to work in the office in fancy big people clothes
BlueBlueElectricBlue
Same here.
thegriffin88
And how about the 3 that are too tiny to read?
WhatTheFrog
Here you go : http://imgur.com/PsjOg0s
SnorlaxTheFlash
Thanks!
TheNicolasCage
So he wants to be a gimp?
Cavalish
Hahah that chick dressed as the boss, moustache and all gets me every time.
BauceTrader
Thank you, I was so confused without that last frame
gravityninja
Thank you
WhatTheFrog
Damn thanks for the internet points all, I was just trying to help!
thefrdeal
Why did OP not include it
IveBeenSlackingMyWholeLife
He posted the comic he wanted, not the one he had.
GridCube
you... its the backwar... i... nevermind
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
http://makeagif.com/i/wzapfx
Onlyhereforthelaughs
I knew it!
FantasticFinale
+1 for BDSM guy
PleasantPeasantPheasant
Is that even a job?
FantasticFinale
if you try hard enough
Nandabun
Phrasing!