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Mar 4, 2023 3:31 AM
LesbianRedwings
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LivingDecomposition
That just sounds like a lot of sugar after a workout
OmnesMundiLardum
Sugar, a lot, and I mean a lot of sugar.
motokeith
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine
fractal5
So a fruit smoothie
HUGHgReaction
“Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun." Post workout Big Mac
SmokyDoggg
#1
mcglirkymeow
This reads like something to buy on Wish.
Velv3tThunder
HEEEEEEY MACARENA!
StarsetSkies
I choose to remember the better parts of Fairly Odd Parents. Butch Hartman's a honkin weenie
polopolomarkopolopolo
Nicotine valium vicadin marijuana ecstasy alcohol
RabidDingo
I hell I'll be in good company...
Nalianna
Pen Pineapple Apple Pen.
FTUG
rakas90
These fuckin people are insufferable. Spring water is fuckin water. You smoothie has water in it. Like ALL FUCKIN DRINKS.
rakas90
And like 50% of honey is raw honey. You can get it everywhere. Literally every brand of honey has unpasteurized honey.
FerrerEst
Correct Horse Staple Battery
mity0k23
And a partridge in a pear tree.
martineb72
I don't know what maca powder is, but the rest sound nice. However I find most smoothies to have too high of glycemic index to be healthy.
NotMyUsualOnlineName
Powdered Maca root, usually. A newer supplement fad that "may" provide several health benefits. Might not, but it might.
somnif
and 90% of the time it's essentially used as a buzzword-y synonym for "starch powder", as it's really good at thickening/gumming stuff up.
TheSupremeCrabMaster
TIMMY! I'M RESPECTING YOUR PRIVACY BY KNOCKING BUT ASSERTING MY AUTHORITY AS YOUR PARENT BY COMING IN ANYWAY!
Firestar002
My favorite is probably the “allowance child labor laws” one.
NicNac225
I fucking love quoting this, cheers
graehall
That sounds fuckin' tasty, screw the cheap haters
socraticmeathead
? We didn't start the fire . . . ??
jessip1114
chickenbuttlips
PHILIP!
camtin
Eldibs
Remember? I keep it on my Plex server, I don't have to rely on my memory.
UghItsThatGuy
Mmmm, botulism
Bodvolt
This is like saying Apples contain cyanide, no shit, but its in negligible quantities.
UghItsThatGuy
I see a correlation between people with no sense of humor, and people who don't know raw honey often contains the botulism bacteria.
jonReremy9669
this is my go to against vegans who say meat/animals are dirty and shouldnt be eaten because they can make humans sick
GoodBrotherGrimm
You must not talk to many vegans then.
FuckYeahImAwesome
By definition it’s not vegan. They’re technically vegetarian.
GoodBrotherGrimm
Yeah that's what I'm saying. If they actually used that to argue with vegans, they would know that already.
FuckYeahImAwesome
Honey isn’t vegan
just4thelolz
IWantToSeeMountainsAgain
I still catch myself saying this occasionally.
testzero
That's silly. You should call it the Timmy.
CeruleanSky1988
We didn't start the fire!
ThaWhiteRanger
Jopler420
but we know who did, it was probably that kid
PrastaryOrk
Aforaseem
What? no burning eyebrows? Consider this
JasonForge
pleaseacknowledgethecat
Fucking brilliant
EccentricNimoy
We're old
pleaseacknowledgethecat
Haha
TheMightyMollusk
Maybe YOU didn't.
IThoughtThisThought
Fun fact: Each verse of the lyric handles events through the years 1949 to 1989. Asked ChatGPT for a continuation:
IThoughtThisThought
Nineties brought us grunge and rap
Hubble telescope and Gulf War I's trap
Bosnia, Kosovo, and Rwanda too
AIDS crisis still making news
IThoughtThisThought
Clinton's scandals and impeachment
Y2K panic, dot-com investment
9/11, War on Terror begun
Afghanistan, Iraq, and Guantanamo's done
IThoughtThisThought
Obama, first Black president
Healthcare reform, but no end to dissent
Arab Spring, Occupy Wall Street
Hurricane Katrina, BP's oil leak
IThoughtThisThought
Brexit, Trump, and immigration
ISIS, climate change, and automation
Black Lives Matter, Me Too movement
Pandemic lockdown, social unrest imp
sweatybuttcrack
The smoothie actually sounds and looks great
blumpk1npie
If you take out the banana it sounds great
genericgelatine
Looks like she’s about to dump it in her bed
40185
I haven’t had maca (I don’t think) but yeah it sounds amazing. Even with the thing I’m not sure I’ve tried. I’m down.
RuthlessRuben
I'd leave out the maca powder, but only because it's one of those "superfoods" with dubious medical benefits.
CurrentlyatWorkBrowsingtheInternet
Yeah looks like it's your basic sweet root vegetable so adds starch and carbs & along with sweetness and flavor but that's it.
LittlePinkAnimal
Just a freaking looooooad of sugar.
Malloon
And fiber. That make all the difference. Eat fruit, kids.
IEatYourSombrero
Thats why its good
dankymang
It’s full of fruit, vitamins, and fiber. I’m sure their going to survive. Sugar isn’t bad if you’re utilizing it.
Captain77
Sure does but you don't need to list every ingredient in the name.
Triangle1118Energy
Tbf it's the most concise internet recipe I've seen. Saved the story till the end even.
Badprenup
Wait until you learn that proportions are important
Triangle1118Energy
Well, I didn't say it was well-written
AmbroseWolfinger
No, only you.
ElbowDeepInAJedi
What's the thing that I remember then? Oh yeah, The Void.
MrsHowVeryDareYou
Papaya is gross. Fight me.
SpectreA19
Try the seeds
WGG25
give me an address, we meet tomorrow at noon
TheFakeCraigFerguson
One time a store handed me a piece to try. Almost threw up D:
aintnothinbutahounddog28
It always tastes vaguely of throw up to me. So gross
witchykitchen
It's too early to fight. May I eat your share of papaya instead? I'll trade you my olives, or pickles for them.
MrsHowVeryDareYou
I love olives and pickles! Did we just become best friends?!
witchykitchen
You know what they say: the strongest friendships start with papaya, olives, and pickles!!
AgainstMethod
I agree, but I'll still fight you.
40185
I disagree with you both but I’m still down to make this a threesome! I mean, three way. Wait, 3 person fight! Got it. Unless….
RabidDingo
Why? We agree. That fruit is disgusting.
TheHappyCreator
It tastes like vagina.
StArkyn
If it did I would eat way more papaya. You sit on a throne of lies.
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
Chickenmakesmetired
I'd let him do things
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
SO many things
LiarLiarPantsUntier
tentacularfleshscape
And persimmon smells like jism
Salpinus
They taste good though!
tentacularfleshscape
Can't get over the smell
PineappleLoopsBroether
jonReremy9669
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XzLbGssArQ
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ushRigA8oo
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO7Y8NsnkRg
Glamdring
Awww, I hate papaya.
Mikehippop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11fqtALxgmM
dualplains
Never listen to fortune tellers.
Ryebread91
I feel I'm missing some context.
TheSwedishMoose
Avatar the Last Airbender. A fortune teller tells someone to eat papaya. They hate papayas.
ThomasThundersword
omg. i recognize the quote, but for the life of me i can’t place it. plz send help. for my friend for course
Glamdring
That lemur, it's EARTHBENDING!
ThomasThundersword
OMG YES!!!!! tyvm!!! welp, time for another binge i suppose. flameo hotman