Axeeel
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What a surprise!
Sauce: https://www.instagram.com/p/Bc_d7s6hYeY/?taken-by=graysongrowsup
Dec 22, 2017 2:50 PM
Axeeel
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Sauce: https://www.instagram.com/p/Bc_d7s6hYeY/?taken-by=graysongrowsup
mohansen
That elephant doesn’t know what awaits him in the near future. *hint: it’s a whole lot of dog genitals
FilthyRapscallions
That’s one super sketchy elephant.
CavemanGravy
We don't deserve the awesomeness of dogs
UncomfortableTruths
WHAT IS? WHAT IS? IS TOY? IS TOY! MY TOY NOW! :D
Lacklessfuckwittery
I love how his front legs start bounding towards it but his back legs are like no, no, no.
NaughtyCannibal
"i'm gonno fuck it" Dog
manslut
I love when my dog is scared and barking at a thing but she'll only get as close as 10 feet in front of me and no further until I go forward
fameoh
Damn heffalumps are ruining the neighborhoods.
BlackwitchWizard
"I was heckin concerned, but was only a bamboozle!" - doggo.
saraleecupcake13
My dogs have done this with a snowman and a tiller. The snowman was the best.
cakeycakes
The absolute best part about getting a toy for your dog is this reaction right here. Worth every penny!
Storm91
What the dog think in his head
knudude
DrSharkbite
MrRauchPotato
Talk you piece of shit
JEMbalaya
Is this how normal dogs act? My dog sees a dog, or a person, or a grocery bag and his hair stands up and he starts jumping and growling
JEMbalaya
even tho he is the biggest baby and sweetheart around. He sounds like a vicious guard dog
idontlikepickingusername
I think it's the complete stillness that throws them off. Like if someone had twitched that elephant as he approached, he would've lost it
painehtz
That elephant looks like...
tentaclefriendly
Every day, strive to be the person a golden retriever thinks you are.
goddessofgreen
He was trying to protect, did his job, let that elephant no where close to the house.
Brandy321
Those dangerous mini-elephants that plague our neighborhoods at night. Good Puppers!
TheDreadPirateWestley
It’s ded now
goodygoody425
I thought it was the witch from Left 4 Dead
ff7cstrife
"Are we not gonna talk about the elephant in the room?!" -dog probably
AahzAndArthurDent
My coworkers taped a stuffed elephant to my work station today. No idea why.
middlehead
@Inboxmeyourgoldenretrievers @ifuckinglovegoldenretrievers
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Hahaha what a beautiful cautious boy. That clip was so much better with sound!
ThePotatoBandit
From a distance it looks like a creepy midget in a grey morph suit sitting cross legged
dissykurosu
Fuck off ya spooky midget
SoggyWheatbiks
I would say that sounds utterly ridiculous and specific... But it's EXACTLY what I thought it looked like too.
cerberus63
I thought it was SCP 173. Almost noped on out.
TheDreaded1
Maaaan. I would have football punted that dog toward it and ran like hell, backwards, without blinking, and sobbing hysterically.
reineseele
...and that is why he barked. Good Boy
Senghor
That would be Durotan's crotch
MMAgCh
A small part of me remains unconvinced there weren't some last-minute switcheroo shenanigans going on there.
mappas1224
Its midgetAmerican..... racism in 2k17....
Mojayokok
I thought it was a cat or a small dog. I get why this is completely adorable but why was it ‘a big surprise’? Are elephants his favorite?
Rahlii
ikr
BillHaleyandHisBANNEDComments2
goldens are the goofiest dumbest bestest doggos
Frappo
Golden Retriever Stats: 30% Fur, 58% Play, 10% Cuddle, 2% Brains
WrathOfKant
I have a golden/ shepherd mix and he is one big goofy dumb lovable fuck.
stja
All dogs are best dogs. Except mine, she's even better of course.
Mockingbirb
I get what you mean. Mine is better, too!
DanFendi
Goldens are not dumb. I have no problem with the rest of this statement.
chinarider1
Definitely intelligent but sometimes theyre just so goofy they seem dumb
dothedu
definitely dumber than other retrievers though. Incidentally, getting a golden next! Loved my black lab but I'm down for a bit more derpy =]
RElGNMAN
As a hound partner we beg to heck’n differ.
OnePunchGonz
Heck'n lmfao!
flashgg
I describe my hound as "sweet but dumb"
BillHaleyandHisBANNEDComments2
my hound is all business
iAntichristx666
I love this damn community
BigTex1
Business hound: increasing profit margins and cornering the market in good boys.
obsoleterubixcube
My mom just got two golden retriever puppies for Christmas, pictures will ensue
ThanosWasNotWrong
YOU BETTER DELIVER
Peanutchews
You guys better love them for 20 years. I don't want some sad post about them going to a shelter because they're not cute anymore! Send pics
AlbinoPanther
Goldens are always cute anyway.