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Finally been put into words
Oct 2, 2020 2:29 AM
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DisgruntledFerret
There are definitely folks who think he personifies America as a mean stereotype. Loud, rude, greedy, a liar, eats nothing but McDonald's...
TheGriffin
And now Trump has Covid
THEOTHERUPVOTEFAIRY
I just love he has tested positive for covid. The only time I’ve been happy to hear that about someone. Does this make me a bad person?
DMZgamer
Someone needs to animate that
SwayzeS
I think the so-called "testing positive for Covid-19" is just another distraction to change the narrative away from his disastrous "debate".
SwayzeS
One of the best descriptions I've heard, & so fitting!
MaybeAcat
Now it’s spreading covid with its face
Outlawful
He has covid now.
Bendmydickcuminhersnatch
Spreading the word, Trump has covid
IWouldDoThings
That's it's face??!
FinnishLogic
Oh, relax :D Trump got corona https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/02/us/politics/trump-covid.html
ChrisYourself
Here really does represent some of the worst things from that generation
Frogapus
Trump has COVID https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/01/politics/hope-hicks-positive-coronavirus/index.html
METOCalot
First of all, its smart cuz it's taking advantage of an FDA loophole using floor goopy. Second it uses the greatest words, get it straight.
theleftmostpotato
Floor... Goopy... Thank you for this
mcbase
Did you hear the news???
ExTechOp
Both he and Melania have tested positive for COVID-19 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1311892190680014849
noonehasthisoneyet
Da3n
it appears like half of America reacted with, "Oh hell yeah! A new hotdog flavor!"
Rhythmaster
Yeah except the majority of americans didnt give a shit and still wont vote probably. Trump supporters arent half of america, but it does
Rhythmaster
Seem that way sometimes
IRecordYourComments
Yep. They thought he’d “drain the swamp”. He turned out to be the swamp monster.
Putitinyomama
Wait, politics aside, I would like new hot dog flavors
HarmonyIsTemporary
Trump is the distillate of all the evil GOP bullshit since Reagan.
HighlandViking
happyrabbitzz
SlAM113
https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/world/2020/10/donald-trump-tests-positive-for-covid-19.html
technicallyadog
Downunderdude
Wish I could upvote this a biliion squillion times. Well said, bro.
mildlyconfusedwhiterabbit
He makes me think if cartmen was real and became president
NVGoddesscottage
Trump and Melania tested positive for covid
HeywouldJablowme
It's also impossible to believe he now has covid. Everything he says is a lie, why wouldn't this be to?
tiarali
I thought that too. But more details are out, and now I think the lie is his downplaying it.
WhiteyandtheFullEffect
Dude just tested positive.
SophieClockwise
HeywouldJablowme
benadrylbumblebutt
I just hope he wasn't infectious during the debate yet
alwaysupvotepitties
SingingandDancingInTheRain
I have to admit I thought it was a old brick chimney, but then I used my meat sticks to zoom in.
CriticalCritic
Ireallyreallylovebread
Whoa
RykeJK
I need more of this sort of thing
CorGoBrrrr
Reading? What is this the Middle Ages? We have television now! https://youtu.be/7tScAyNaRdQ
Counterfit
Ben Bailey is underrated
TonyStarkWantsOne
Source? This was interesting
LarnRegis
i guess it's part of the hfy (humanity fuck yeah) series on reddit and other story writing platforms.
demosteness
Meat made the machines
NogoodAtImgur
I would’ve lost my shit if they started talking about what we eat.
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
They can sing also
ImCoolUrDumb
Counterfit
You don't have to https://youtu.be/7tScAyNaRdQ
RandomVoiceFromTheInternet
What is this, a meme for ants?
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RandomVoiceFromTheInternet
TIL Chrome is imaginary.
WheelCosmosBandit
He got covid.. filth just got what he deserved
Covidnineteen
What do I do to deserve him?
loldongs10000
The problem is that Biden was potentially exposed to it by now
TheGriffin
Herman Cain gets revenge from beyond the grave
stronomer
A now he's got the Corona virus. Or not, because he's lying about everything.
HeywouldJablowme
My first thought. Of course he's lying. It gives a man that deserves no sympathy some sympathy. It's just a trick. Like everything he does
lozeldatkm
Would you believe if the white house physician confirms it? https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/02/politics/trump-doctor-covid-statement/index.html
lozeldatkm
Don't blame you if not, but I don't know what they gain from lying about this
HeywouldJablowme
They gained a lot actually. I saw a comment on a Reddit post that did a good job of how this benefits Trump. But I can't remember all of it.
HeywouldJablowme
Just check it out in the politics subreddit.
HeywouldJablowme
Not really. Of course the White House physician would lie for the president. That's literally what they gets paid to do.
pizzaparty
I'd trust this guy though, lol. Too bad it's a different doctor this time.
don2046don
I'm skeptical. It could be a ruse to get out the next debate & to come back and say it was nothing which would just embolden his supporters
lozeldatkm
white house physician confirms it https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/02/politics/trump-doctor-covid-statement/index.html
stronomer
I also really think it's real, bc a) it's not possibly to keep such a lie contained until the elections, b) no masks and idiots all around
SophieClockwise
Trump has had his doctors "confirm" his bone spurs, and that he was the healthiest president ever elected. It's meaningless, unfortunately.
Hornsoup
Lol I like how it says he'll continue to carry out his duties. Like what, indoor golfing?
HeywouldJablowme
Well there's no way the White House physician would lie for the president...
lozeldatkm
Point taken, but that's the info we have
don2046don
That same physician also claimed back in June that Trump had taken hydroxychloroquine over a 2 week course as a preventive measure
ElemenopCueAre
Trump has Covid
HeywouldJablowme
HeywouldJablowme
I wish, but I'm pretty sure he's lying. Because he's always lying.
itsreallyirrelevant
Yep. Some sort of ploy.
lozeldatkm
Only if he got his physician to lie for him https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/02/politics/trump-doctor-covid-statement/index.html
lozeldatkm
Which I guess would be a sneaky ass way to get out of another debate. Who knows...
SophieClockwise
Wouldn't be the first time.
ElemenopCueAre
Anybody can be bought. Everybody has a price.
Covidnineteen
You're welcome
TheScotchKraut
Took you fucking long enough
Covidnineteen
You fuckers insisted on social distancing. Don't blame me
PeeterGrant
Thanks! Much appreciated.
Shoutrr
it's about time