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May 13, 2020 2:05 AM
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DrasticBastard
Why has this yet to be made?
TheMayansWereOntoSomething
The cropping in this picture made my eyes hurt
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
Joe Manganiello is rather good looking for a D&D nerd. Maybe someone should ask him whether he would consider acting.
ensensu
And it's all a D&D campaign.
CosmoBaronness
Who do I need to send a strongly worded letter to for this to happen?
WolphDragon
I was today years old when I learned Elijah Wood and Daniel Radcliffe are actually two different people. Thanks OP.
TwoSushiRolls
They’re masterworks all, you can’t go wrong!
BabaBooey176
I still can’t see how they look alike
Broseidan
Doesn't Vin diesel actually play Dnd publically?
Broseidan
I looked it up, called dndiesal
sjester42
Instead of vin, the rock
zerobrace
See we could have this instead of having them piecemeal our childhood back to us a little at a time via remakes.
alphaleonis
After watching John Henry, that's a hard pass.
squashj
I need this
CaptLionard
This is something I need in my life
JOKERZwild86
Then it turns out the Henry cavill was the mastermind behind it all cause he’s a nerd also
tbadass
And woody Harrelson as Elijah woods big brother but he's still just woody Harrelson.
Shitheid
Who either tries to talk him out of the big bad plan or honestly just wants to enjoy the con in a Zombieland cosplay
ddbrown30
Vin would never sign up for something like this. He takes himself too seriously.
plattGameKing
I would pay to see this. I would pay to make it. Make it happen!!
tripthicket
We gotta take out Snyder afore he gets his hands on this. Someone wanna take one for the team?
Shepdawg
With Matt Mercer as the Police captain that gives them shit.
hamberglar
Everyone talking about Terry Crews, but literally no one in here talking about Joe Mangianello. He'd be perfect in this theoretical movie.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Okay but, Vin Diesel is part of D&Diesel, and Terry Crews built his own computer. So technically they are nerdier than me.
lostlittletimeonthis
Building a computer is not really very hard...his art however is impressive
GrimFinn
Almost like the OP knew a thing about these actors.
ThePastmaster
IIRC he DOES draw fanart.
Sanskrit88
There’s also Celebri D&D with Terry Crews..
Astral134
So then this would basically be a fanfic of their IRL.
AtmaDarkwolf
LOL this movie would be epic, except I'd kinda want crews and Diesel to play eachother, and everyone sticks to the above plot :D
FunkyGrandma
If it's a movie about ripped-ass nerds, Henry Cavill needs to be in there somewhere
MyRightLegIsLongerThanMyLeftLeg
I'd watch it.
dwude
I'd watch it.
DarylBetterNotGetInMyFace
I’d watch it
coffeenator
I'd watch it
GizmosBabySitter
I'd watch it.
Yellowdart49
Swap Vin with The Rock and you got yourself a pizza-party good time!
Oultnil
Yeah. Vin Diesel is a terrible actor.
vayxes
Vin Diesel actually loves d&d though
roamer145
Just a, couple of cameos. Like the guy that shows, up late to the game.
kingtyrion
Like Branden Frasier?
Astral134
Rock would play Vin's ex-DM that gives him crap cuz he could never finish Rock's campaigns. (because Rock is a jerk who made them too hard)
Astral134
He'd show up with the rest of the group, who still plays and everyone is a buff jock. Except for the goth kid who plays a Warlock, cuz yeah.
Astral134
And the exceptionally dumb guy (who plays a Barbarian cuz yeah) would have one line: "D&D Rules!", every 16 seconds in any scene he's in.
LSparkles
Terry Crews for President. Vote Terry.
InfinitusEquitas
Over trump and bidet? Yup he'd have my vote.
HugninandMugnin
President Comacho
buttholesurferwindows98
We already did that once... it did not turn out so well....
CKnowles
We've done it twice. Current admin is centered on a reality TV show about job insecurity, but the scripted movie star never went off script.
Jenks7
Terry Crews is a huge nerd IRL, his fanfic would be epic
andyandthetuna
And got a lot of heat for posting infront of the Chinese flag.
Itotallygetthatreference
Wait. What does that have to do with any of this? Just throwing in a random factoid?
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
Terry Crews and Vin Diesel both did DnD sessions with critical role, Terry's was hilarious, Vin's was ok.
BettingItAllOnGreen
I always wondered why there wasn’t a mobile game put out based around his old spice commercials. Call it Crews Control. ?
iamshocked
That’s kinda the point of the post....
VictusVonGuyver
And he's an incredible artist.
TruckloadsOfBroccoli
I feel like every time I see this posted the top comment is always affirming that he is a real nerd irl....yes everyone knows now lol
baals
Didn't he build like an epic p.c. just so he could play some games?
darkyuffie88
He built one with his son and then later Jayztwocents built him an old spice inspired pc as well
IcebergMM
Had one built for him by JayzTwoCents
hamberglar
That's his Old Spice build. He also built one himself.
steviEa
I was gonna say why not double down on the nerd/hunk factor and do Terry Crews and Joe Manganiello
MadamPuddifoot
YES. He loves 3 things, Pittsburgh, DnD, and (I assume) his wife.
cowboymanjoe
And Vin diesel plays dnd on the weekends
shaftinferno
He also taught Judi Dench how to play DnD while filming a movie together.
TheS4ndm4n
We must be in bizarro world. Tell me, is Hillary still the president? Or did Ted Cruz beat her?
ThatIsFalseSir
Crews and Diesel have both done one shots with the fabulous Matthew Mercer that are worth watching. Somewhere on YouTube
Solusphere
He has a tattoo of the name of one of his D&D characters.
tyto20
He has a whole movie about one of his D&D characters
ctriis87
His movie character in xXx had a tattoo that said "Melkor", his D&D character named from the satan-like character of Tolkien's Middle Earth.
Grudgebearingmidget
"Satan Like", AFAIK Melkor was literally pound for pound the setting's Lucifer, literally, fell from grace after making monsters and-
Grudgebearingmidget
causing disharmony in heaven, or the setting's nearest equivalent. Oddly enough I'm really not even a big LOTR fan yet I know this.
drenix
Heard he taught Judy Dench how to play, while filming Chronicles of Riddick, and she went to DM for her grandkids
EvaUnit3
You heard correctly
TheePerfectComment
Someone get Taika Waititi on the line.
SlumberingChaos
I'd watch the shit outta this!!!
Eliwoodthegoothoonter
Man i don't know this feels like it's a hard Edgar wright move
Eliwoodthegoothoonter
Edger. Can't edit shit so fuck iy
Eliwoodthegoothoonter
I give up.
LifesLittleLunatic
O.o that would be epic
IamforgettingallmyJokes
This guy got it right??
Notme68
Now that I can see working.
grichen93
vagimite
Taika has to play a bully. The idea of him being mean is just hilarious
OphelianAshe
"Piss off, nerd!"
definewelladjusted
Have you not seen JoJo Rabbit?
inkthink
Fuck it, cast him as head of security at the convention
mifdsam
I think they're talking about Taika directing
GodEmperorOfImgur
I mean, in Jo Jo Rabbit, he was directing AND playing Hitler.
dalaiyoda
So if I'm following this right... we want Charlie Chaplin to play Taika?
GinAndTonicAllTheWay
Why not both?
f3n1x187
DukeDarkwood
It worked for Ragnarok!
qzgy
And jojo rabbit