And that kids is the story of how I met your mother... (she is a trauma nurse in the ER)

Jul 8, 2019 2:38 AM

sarcasticbanker

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1.5 thumbs up!

And all of a sudden, what doesn't fit is your thumb.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You cannot be protected from your own stupidity. It’s an American right

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Good bye thumbs

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used one of these 5 1/4" meant for cutting aluminum. There was an accident and I lost half a finger nail...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Gather 'round everyone! Its time to cut the cake!"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did this exact thing years ago with a Makita angle grinder.... No shit... That was one of the dumbest and scariest things I've ever done.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

What is that? An angle grinder for toddlers and TA's?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1.5 thumbs up!

7 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

more like "thumbs off" imho

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The rule of no thumb

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The instant that blade catches a surface it cant cut....

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

hey OP:

7 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 3

fuckin hell man

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still has a guard...

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

What is that?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The right tool for the job.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A chainsaw attachment for an angle grinder. used for cutting away lots of wood. Also, funnily, safer than using a circular saw blade.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I'm starting to look like Jack Nicholson

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That looks like one of the blades you put on a weed whip.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

kinky

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's possible the rotational speed of the grinder exceeds the max rotational speed of the blade. Amongst other horrific errors, here.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

OP needs to post a follow-up once he's out of the hospital.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's adorable that you think this is OC

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

It's all fun and games until it kicks back

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

[Cheers in Russian]

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think the teeth are in the wrong side not sure don't use power tools a lot.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah I think the blade is upside down too. Unless it is left handed lol

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

15 years later. “Hey dad, why do they call you lefty?”

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6.5 is a rookie number!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For you, i see no rules of thumbs in your future

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put a guard on it and you’re good.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that is skookum as frig!!

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Tappy tap tap

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

how fast you figure that could open a box?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Won't be much efficient with the blade installed the wrong way and all ya'll.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For sure, you gonna cut something. Probably pretty deep too. You might even get to ride in an ambulance if you make it till they come for yo

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

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v

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

What the fuck did I just watch? Is this real? Well, except for the explosion of course.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the ocean instead of lava in the original.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Way too early to be laughing this hard. Thank you for this ?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thank you for your contribution

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I recommend eye protection and cut proof gloves

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

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7 years ago (deleted Jul 8, 2019 4:46 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Ok...so...you aren't gonna beleive this but...that only protects 3% of the human body.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In all seriousness, your femoral artery is the big target with this shit.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never wear cut gloves with power tools that don't have a dead man's switch. Gloves catches onto blades and they tear AFTER your fingers do.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Thank you for that LOVELY visual right before I got to bed.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Last time this was posted, I linked to a story about a man who did exactly this trying to cut up a tree stump. Retired Doctor. As soon 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/2 As the blade touched the stump it kicked back and hit him in the neck. He bled out within a minute or so.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When I use a regular circular saw, with a guard and everything in place, and a firm two hand grip, every time I feel a kickback, I think...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“Oh fuck, I’m going to die”. This is why I can’t even fathom doing this.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a carpenter, this makes me shudder...

7 years ago | Likes 338 Dislikes 2

Good shudder or bad shudder?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@eunoterp with happiness?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I have ripped parts of myself using tools improperly, so...I shudder with fear.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...with joy?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With anticipation?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What are my chances of getting a carpenter apprenticeship being 20 years old and worked at Maccas for 10mnths between 2016-2017?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Low to medium.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a surgeon this makes me crack my knuckles.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

As a political consultant this makes my queazy

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a lawyer, this makes me salivate.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Most underrated comment

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It bothers me more that he’s not wearing gloves

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a paint sprayer I like the yellow ring. Don't you scratch it!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a homeowner with handy, yet dumb friends, this alarms me

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a manufacturer of prosthetic hands, this fills me with joy.

7 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 0

This isnt all that unusual to do, alot of shipwrights use this to cut out bad planks on a hull. Guessing it has other applications as well.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I mean, that's fine, but I'd just get a 4.5" blade or not use a mini-grinder for this.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s not unusual but it needs a guard. Similar to a cut off wheel, if it breaks, it’s not going to end well.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I mean I've had a cut off wheel break on me without the guard. My pants got torn up but otherwise completely fine. That being said, be safe.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plenty of people have been shot and survived, I dont think that means we should all go around shooting ourselves ??

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

...with antici... v

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Well, how 'bout that.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes go on

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

v

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love your username

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a mechanic, this makes me cringe..

7 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 1

As a truck driver, I couldn't care less.

7 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

As a hopeless no skill jobless weeb.... yeeeeeeet

7 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

As a past high school kid, this gives me anxiety

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a man, it's my privilege to say "givver"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You better get health insurance coverage.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

YEET

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can’t! Pre-existing condition!

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

As a supervisor at a stamping plant, this makes me want to write someone up. As I die setter, I wouldn’t do it w/o a shield.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

As a supervisor at a chocolate plant, this makes me imagine the incoming paperwork

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'd think it'd make your employees work on their lyrics.

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As a construction inspector, this makes me laugh and take pictures.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I’m in, lets cut shit we shouldn’t.

7 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 2

Extreme poop knife

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Electric poop knife.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For when you shit literal logs.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Starting with the Power Wires!

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Debated doing that for sweet sweet YouTube money

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We’ll go straight for the 220 volt! Guaranteed fireworks!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

220, 221, whatever it takes.

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