A stock Glock of a different color.

Oct 8, 2016 4:52 AM

LordGarrett

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You'll notice that it's chambered in the mighty 10mm Auto cartridge.

You're probably wondering why. The decision came after a disgruntled Oompa Loompa reanimated one of the 1:1 scale gummy bears that R&D had been developing. Our previous 9mm sidearms just did not transfer enough kinetic energy to stop the half-ton beast, so it ended up devouring nearly all of Plant D Section 7's staff. I eventually stopped the creature by allowing myself to be consumed, then eating the thing from the inside out.... But that is a story for another time.

This is my Glock 20. It solves approximately half of my problems.

I'm really thankful that Gaston Glock caters to the needs of Candy Security Specialists by offering firearms in the proper camouflage. The factory calls this finish "Flat Dark Chocolate" but it looks more milk chocolate to me... Whatever the case, I find that it helps immensely when conducting operations in the Chocolate Forest along the banks of Hot Fudge River.

+1 for 10mm

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sight installation should take all of 10 minutes

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

hopefully they don't charge you more than $30

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Free installation of sights with purchase. I just don't have a sight pusher and I don't want to test tritium vials vs. brass punch tonight.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Free is good too

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0