They are not shambling with friendly intent

Mar 11, 2023 12:19 PM

BleebBloop

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#19 archaeologists actually misidentified like 50% of a large Swedish site as male because they were buried with weapons.

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#1 I absolutely am in love with this

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"the butler did it" was because he was seen as a jealous gay archetype. Historically, a fair few had known affairs with the man of the house

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I stole 4 of these and bought 2 books because of this dump. Good job #OP - you're about to get upvote bombed.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#8 such good advice. I’m in my mid-forties and have put off so many things. Tomorrow is never guaranteed.

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#2 - I imagine some parallel universe looking at us going "THAT'S what happens if Trump won? Yea fuck that shit!"

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#19 Ha! I possess two x chromosomes but thx to sharing a womb with my male twin my skeleton is super manly!

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#4 One of our cats had oral surgery and he had to be picked up early b/c he was literally climbing the cinder block walls without sedation.

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#41 Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/1138/

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#41 this data is insufficient. Where are the Chupacabra sightings in Mexico?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i love what that post implies, but those maps are both basically just population maps more people = both more sightings and more fursuits

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Who else sang with #1?

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I dont care for that movie much. Kids aren't Frozen-heads. We pass it on tv listings. And it RANG through my head like the Alleluia chorus.

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#6 is canned https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pumpernickel, originating from western Germany. Tasty & keeps well. Great storage/emergency bread

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As a large chested lady, retractable boobs would be very handy, especially for exercise or coats that can button up without overwhelming me

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Excellent, excellent dump. Bravo.

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I was born in California and raised in MI, but my mother was well traveled and we occasionally had baked beans and brown bread. >

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> It remains a rare favorite meal or snack. Toasted, with butter generously smeared across the crusty slice is really the best. Try it! ⬆️

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#50 I 100% would have participated in this as a child.

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as an adult if i were a teacher in that school i would have participated :-)

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As a professional sports turf maintainer, I would quit on the spot. Certain herbicides are too toxic to use in this situation.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

for more bread in a can, here's a rye and sunflower seed loaf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnzJVqMt36A and next we have two japanese

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breads in a can with strawberry and matcha flavors https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBYdnhGblr0 but there is also spelt bread in a can, in

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this case alongside canned currywurst https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1ncurHQOzY or multi-grain bread with pig stomach sausage in a can

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rMtoqnPNqo and of course white bread here served with lasagna https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njfQM1UN0Nc

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This is by far the best dump I have come across in a long time. Lovely stuff!!!

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#1 Ensign Crusher and Picard. But instead of "Go away Anna" it's "Shut up Wesley!" Setting: The Enterprise's engines were damaged in 1/2

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battle, then Q turns up and reveals he's been fascinated with 20th century musicals for kids. Bullshittery follows, including Q singing 2/3

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a modified "Friends on the Other Side" to Picard after Jean Luc loses his temper dealing with it.

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Oh, I would fucking love to see that.

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Picard also came from a quaint French town where he always had his nose in technical specifications and wanted more from life.

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And his nickname is JL.

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#46 People who try to limit the definition of what art is can suck a fat log directly out of my ass. Art is anything done with passion 1/2

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And attention to the details that matter, art is anything that excites you, evokes emotion. People are art, food is art, a kiss is art 2/2

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#44 My Neighbour ... Jotaro.

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You thought it was Totoro, but it was I, JOE TORO!!!

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ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA!

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Now I want to see an Americanized remake of MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO, but with an American cryptid in its place. MY NEIGHBOR JOE MOTHMAN?

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Or skin wolves or something. OG Americans has some creepy cryptids in their stories :-D

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"OG Americans!" I love it. They may not want their culture used that way, though.

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by Craig Miyazaki

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#6 what is the secret of pixels? How did you keep them all on this monster image?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

step one: don't downscale the image. There is no step two.

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I don't know what "downscaling an image" means. I just long hold and push "save" on the phone.

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#16 This is too common in "news" interviews nowadays. They care so much about their illusion of faux neutrality, they will elevate hateful -

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ideas instead of slapping them down. They do this with religious policies, they do it with abortion, they do it with climate change + others

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and especially, with trans and gay rights. They platform people who have zero factual points or views with fucking scientists.

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There is no debate on certain things, none, at all, but "news" organizations want to behave like there is.

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I've only had the military canned bread. That stuff is an abomination.

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Blows my mind that people would buy it. Willingly. When they're in a store that has, like, REAL bread.

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Brown bread is delicious. It's as real a bread as any - it's always been cooked that way, be it in a can or steamed in a crock.

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I had a reactive Border Collie and the vets just would NOT trust me that he needed sedation. Like ok yes you CAN physically pin him down 1/

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and force a muzzle on him, but every time you do that you set me back about 6 months of progress trying to teach him to trust people. 2/2

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#24 now I'm sad because that was like.....a really good stick

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That was definitely a "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"-quality stick.

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I mean, who ever it implies when it lands, will end up with a really good stick then.

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Unless they are impaled. I mean, they’ll still have it, but they probably won’t enjoy it as much.

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#19 Misgendering skeletons happens all the fuckin time. Sure there are some slight differences in general but we humans are soooo varied.

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It's more like "there is a higher chance this skeleton is female". Unless they got clothing or items that could indicate otherwise.

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Unless it's quite fresh but then it's not an archeologist's job more a crime scene investigator's.

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As a new englander, it's killing me that they don't have butter on the brown bread

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Gotta pan fry it too

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Tasting History: Brown Bread - https://youtu.be/KMWrk_94L8Y

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Yup, just made this 2 wks ago from Max's video. Only thing i changed was i used my InstantPot.

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I'm a bit upset they didn't make it from scratch in the baked beans can like God intended.

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Same here. The whole time I was reading, I'm thinking to myself, You need hot dogs and beans.

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cold butter on warm Boston brown bread, mmmmmm

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Why am I just learning about this now? My son goes to school in Boston and graduates in May. At least I took advantage of the dispensaries.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pan fried in butter, then Philly cream cheese, then spoon beans onto the bit you're about to bite. Save at least a quarter to wipe the bowl

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Dude, you had me until the beans bit, and now I’m not sure if you’re trolling us or not

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

100% not. Boston style baked beans. Try it.

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I’m scared. And in southern CA. Doubt I could find this taste sensation out here. But if I’m ever in Boston, I will buy a can

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As a new englander I'd somehow never even heard of this stuff before. Might have to hunt some down for science

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Better yet, toasted in a skillet with a ton of butter…mmmmmmmmmmmm

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Cut a hole in it, put it back on and pour an egg into it so the yellow is in the hole and the rest on the bread. Spice it before flipping it

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Yes. Yes. And YES!

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Egg in a hole with brown bread?!?!

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As a Texan, I'm looking at your New England can of bread and wondering where I can get my claws on some.

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Here you go, Tex. https://a.co/d/fxIRblD

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Or y'all could make it yrself ? https://youtu.be/KMWrk_94L8Y

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#47 There are legit reasons for not having a record of who borrowed what book. Mostly b/c J Edgar Hoover, Joe McCarthy, personal health info

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And the Patriot Act already made it legal to subpoena those

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My library lets me choose whether or not to keep a record of what books I've borrowed in the past. Aside from what I currently have on loan,

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there is no way to know if I've been reading Das Kapital, Atlas Shrugged, Mein Kampf, Maus, or Soledad Brother

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