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Lol Men, Amirite?
Jul 9, 2021 2:01 AM
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FractalShadows
Kids these days with their parchment, they don't know how to chisel slate without getting dust all over themselves
JohnPtempkinReborn
If the skulls of your enemies have enough parts intact left to drink from, are you really a man and are they really defeated?
expiredgiftedandtalentedstudent
Internet debates enemies are always hard to kill
FuckThemIfTheyCantTakeAJoke
We'd be forced to drink from an equal number of female skulls
BulletSponge7
KnifeKnut
Does anyone else hate this gif. (yes I know the context)
zortroz
It would certainly be more sustainable and eco-friendly than plastic bottles.
Eramik
Poindexter - The eco serial killer, coming this fall on AMC.
falconuruguay
YuffieK
ShimmerinStrider
OOOOOOHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LIKE IT!
PostMoThoin
A slang word for drunk in Ireland is 'ossified' or turned to bone
ogabai
If I had even the tiniest bit of skill I would make a 3d printer model of that.
tanebot
I drink from a stubby holder from my ex-employer / vanquished competition, does that count?
Archaon6044
How do you expect me to drink from my own skull-goblet?
ps238principal
I hate having to plug all the holes so it holds my Pepsi Zero Sugar.
DoctorDerpper
Simpleton! *sips his vintage crystal Pepsi from the skull of his neighbor (true enemies are hard to find).
JohnPtempkinReborn
-Me, explaining to my subs why we really need a mini-fridge
GRIDPUSHER
Due to COVID restrictions. I haven't been able to drink from the skulls of my enemies for 18 monhts.
Clouden
We Still do, we kill the earth and drink in ceramic and glass cups which are part of it.
MonarchyofXolian
Just not nearly enough Roman Emperors today
SzKnoWnzEvr72
I do drink from a 2-handled, plastic cup shaped like the Nestlé Quik rabbits head. Close enough for me.
AlrightlyThen
I made a dildo from the spine of my enemy
WraithTDK
Damned kids. "Oh, that's just toxic masculinity, who are YOU to do that to others?!" I never - not even ONCE - had a single person whose...
WraithTDK
semi-crushed skull I sipped from complain. Time was, you were the sipper, you were the sippee (cup). Better days, boyos. Better days.
d0o0o0d
Higure
This is why you turn the skull upside-down. Like in the OP.
whitefoxkei
There it is. I'd be disappointed if it wasn't here lol
Levitus
Gah'dammit! You beat me to it by EIGHT SODDING HOURS! *begrudgingly upvotes*
ToSisPoS
Beat be to it. Oglaf be praised.
KiyaSeraphia
He shoulda just like, shoved two big ass rubies in the eye holes. Keep the aesthetic, and show wealth along with power.
Youwotmateee
Ass rubies aren't hygienic
TheBlackShakes
Kings often have plenty of wealth and power, but also are often short on brains
ArchMagos
Well, you wouldn't want the brains to still be there, there's be no room for the wine.
imsurroundedbyassholes
It's the incest
squidmissle
Well yeah the elder ones dont leave any body parts for me to repurpose after the sacrifice ya dwankie
Schlagerfuzzi
iich hau der a luuch in kupf und sauf di aus!!!
Euchale
From previous experience I can tell you that taking the skulls off your enemies is frowned upon.
ZephyrusAsmodeus
Hmm... very Wolnir
stealthgunner385
Ah, the Vapelord himself.
laurenfirefairy
Is something like this on etsy?
Betterbecauseofthem
No. You drink the blood of your enemies from the skulls of their children, without as much as a belly ache.
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Wow toxic masculinity²
andnowihaveaname
Not all men are toxic. You need to leave the skull in an anthill for a while and then boil properly. Gets rid of all the nasty stuff...
AsAHistorian
Cuz few of us have tangible enemies anymore. Our foes are our shifting sense of regret, our fathers' ghosts, and the endless march of time.
Sarpedan
ive been killing time all week
Filthyowlperson
SilentSecretMan
I use his femur as a water bottle…
WileECoyote69
I use the severed hand to scritch my bawsack
Eramik
You have the perfect cupholder and you use it to scritch your back?
Ardback
everything is a dildo if you are brave enough too !
CosplayComet
Do you know how hard it is to sanitize the skulls of your enemies?? They're not even dishwasher safe! And they stain like crazy!
PresNotsure
Top rack only.
laurenfirefairy
Red wine...just stain it like blood right?
Pyronixcore
Soak the skull in wine and then use a sealing surface so it can be cleaned properly. Beautiful red stained skull chalice
Willowofwisp
And there are HOLES in them
ComfyPotato
I wash mine in the dishwasher, just saying. You’re right about the stains tho
RangerNurse
CVStp
Real men don't sanitize. Or vax. /s
pak0chu
Preaching to the choir, I personally turn them into furniture rather than dishware.
CosplayComet
A throne of femurs is MUCH more useful.
ZephyrusAsmodeus
Skulls are quite dishwasher safe, trust me
stefansd
everclear will sanitize anything
SayRamrod
anything for everyone
UnicornCock
Mead
anotherdickat
Ok, got me there.
ErniesWidow
the stains give them character and interesting designs.
CosplayComet
Could do that Japanese thing where you fill in the cracks with gold.
nojustsayitdont
Probably leak as well.
CosplayComet
Lots of holes.
DrFrankensteinWasTheMonster
Yeah, I was the kid in 2nd grade asking the teacher about the logistics of the goths drinking from their enemy’s skulls lol
LicensedAdHominem
You're supposed to coat them with UV resin
iamapanda99
That's why you keep many enemies
CosplayComet
"This one is all stained! Time to get a new one."