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people with a very particular set of skills.
Aug 1, 2017 7:59 PM
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CurlySwede
That's some powerful pizza bending.
Kelloggs9
I broke my finger watching the coconut guy.
ISupportYourViews
Didn't get the first two. When the Asian gal came up third, I tried, for a while. Then I got bored and typed this comment.
ThisNameDoesntMatter
Is anyone going to discuss that guy finger blasting whatever those were? How is that a thing?
taralanth
Those were coconuts.
artism43
Please don't be one long gif, please don't be one long gif, please don't be one long gi... GODDAMNIT!
RisingSol
Blowing eggs in cups and turning them upside down? Who even thinks of that? Who actually cares enough to do it?
WhistlePig
That was fun to watch :)
InSearchOfSarcasticSoul
fuckpuffins
Mahh man.
PuddingIsAmazing
how does he not break his fingers
ScandalousPandas
Ha! With Liam Neeson at the end there! Good one OP
PetricusGaming
But why though?
Fl1ca
This froze halfway through I want to die
Valentijn101
I ll take:"posting with half the pixels for €500,-"
fuckpuffins
DAILY DOUBLE!!!!
PhunsukhWangdu
And then there's me.
TheHawkRules
MarkHamillToe
People who get paid for output and not hourly.**
MerToo
people whose working lives are a constant desperate battle to not die along with everyone they care for. Yay!
POTUSBrown
I can do stuff fast. But why should I? I get paid by the hour! When I finish a task, they just give me another.
SpikeTheGoat
Yeah that's the odd battle. Then if you get what you were supposed to done fast, it's either bitching for not working or sent home early.
SpikeTheGoat
Depending on job obviously, some aren't like that or always have more to do, etc.
emparier
Finish all tasks early and go home ; get paid less. That is why I take my time with every task.
Stress707
What did that pizza box do to him? How was he hurt so badly?
duckedoo
Do you hate puffins? Orrrr love them?
fuckpuffins
Bird, love. Meme, loathe.
dangeraffe
How did blowing into a glass to turn an egg over become a thing?
NeneJPhilly
Malarsto
Whats with the dude kissing eggs?
FourOrangeCircles
Found the weirdo who doesn't kiss their eggs.
meganical
He was voted Most Likely To Suck Eggs
ivegottwolegs
He's flipping them over. Check the line on each egg.
ThatNoPicklePeeThatNoPumpARum
I wonder if stamp guy is suppose to be reading those?
AfroSamuraiRM
DENIED
MojoJojosDojo
And does he really need to reapply ink EVERY SINGLE TIME
ebolandia
Paper cuts. So many paper cuts.
maststick
I would not eat that last guys pizza
AfroSamuraiRM
Yeah, fake pizza dough probably isn't very good for real pizza.
TheAdventuresofStealy
Me neither but that is mostly because it's Pizza Pizza.
kleez
Is that person counting money? Why not just get a machine? I wouldn't trust that counting for shit
IHateyouIfyouremoreattractivethanme
It's okay, she's Asian. She is a counting machine.
AzurePaint26
I know a guy who can flair toss dough. He can toss like two at a time too. I can only toss one :(
alsoAzrael
I dunno about dough but I can toss salads.
xforce242
Not real pizza dough, its a silicone one for practicing. Still impressive though, I couldn't do that
PuckerUpButtercup
Called 'throw dough' I had it for my cooks at the pizzeria I managed. Fun shit
SkookumestChoocher
Still impressive dough*
DaPreacher
http://www.gifimagesdownload.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/new-awesome-gifs-666.gif
tangybreath
Super cool but i hope he doesnt do some of those moves with real pizza dough. I dont want shirt fuzz and shit in my pizza
BaronVonJoeJoe
I was thinking the same thing.
drcurlyfat
The roll-across-the-back move is pretty easy to figure out after spinning. Your favorite chain has a loser that does it. Trust me.
tangybreath
Dammit
Racealistic
I know they exist, but how do you know its a silicone one in the gif?
travisflagg61411
The steady rotational energy would tear it to schreds
eldorel
He's spinning it WAY too fast for actual dough. It would be spattered everywhere.
GoochoLibre
Because it didn't stretch three feet wide and paper thin after two throws. Marinara sauce: I used to throw thin-crust pie.
MaybeVoteLibertarianEh
https://store.uspizzateam.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=throw_dough
Klaxun
Okay, now I have seen everything.
MaybeVoteLibertarianEh
Also see:http://www.pizzaexpo.com/
jazzhandpanda
4th is a guy denying immigration applications
minicn
I laughed harder at this than I should have.
Perkeleenretku
Kuinka saisin rikki kookospähkinän? No sormella tökkimällä tietenki.
FourOrangeCircles
My hovercraft is full of eels, too.
ERROR4004
Now I want pizza
Nolfelix115
I wish but I can't get pizza in my town anymore
Treybetrey
DorMin2
Now? I always want pizza.
acarlmac15772
I choose to believe.
PunchItChewy
You can have the pizza if I can have the guy tossing it. I'm willing to share if you are.
ThatQuietlySmirking
I'll take one without back sweat from that pizza twirler.
AdamFrattini
...and the arm hair.
AngeIa
...Just not that one
aarhusianer
My thoughts exactly
OliverClothesoff70
Is it just me or does he look like an overweight Freddy Mercury?
EyeFarted
P-i-z-z-a! I want pizza!
MOTHERFUCKINGFLYINGSPAGHETTIMONSTER
Gimme pizza!
chipppppppppppppppp7
KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA YEAHHAA
ManicYEEtPressive
*Nightmarish slow motion voices intensify*
3Drafael
Glad the internet didn't forget about that... ...so glad...
PenisShapedPoops
Whipped cream poured like waterfalls
PascalCasedUserName
Are you implying that there are times in which you don't want pizza?
OptimisticDownvoteLover
How did he actually do that with the box?
DontLookAtMyPenis
First guy is full of shit
newsguycraigevans
He furiously folds pizza boxes
joshyjosh
It's also pointless. Your not boxing a pizza normally like that, and it's a bitch cutting it like that unless you don't cut all the way.
skk329
Pizza shop I use to work at had 100s of prefolded boxes. When things were slow we would kneed dough into balls and freeze them or fold boxes
joshyjosh
Prefolded boxes suck unless your cutting all the way through the pizza, which places who do this. Dont
Delacroi
I don't understand what you're trying to say... What's wrong with prefolded boxes?!
tremblesosoftly
Idiot thinks you cut the pizza in the box, that's his problem
FullOnFrittata
Yeah I don't get why he's so angry about it.
Nuggzs
Most likely, but goddamn is it funny.
theFartySarlacc
Is it?
FatStarlord
Humour is subjective. So, yes!
OptimisticDownvoteLover
Ik first guy is full of shit, but what about the second guy who folded boxes nearly instantly?
Kalladinstormblessed
He was in a domino's Comercial, the fastest box folder in the company.
OptimisticDownvoteLover
That shit is awesome, gotta learn that someday for fun haha
jpparkenbone
Totally. That's why he puts the actual folding part of it out of frame. So you can't see the cut.
InvadingYourSpaces
I looked at the source video, after my comment, the folded box is below the unfolded box. He just throws the unfolded one away
thezale19
You can kinda see it too
Watungga
Right-click, show controls.
jeandolly
jesus... I NEVER KNEW THIS. thanks bud :)
Kilsim1v
I do t think there is a cut. He pushes it away while grabbing a folded box
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mentalpiggie
I think this one applies to you.
Kilsim1v
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