Jun 5, 2017 11:42 PM
MorningMahogany
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1468
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Unlucky12
Brother zoned, sorry for your loss
BossCoffee
Congrats, you just made a solid friend. Now ask her her if she has any available friends. Oh, and quit with the self-pity, it's ugly.
rosiethereaver
So much this. You made a good friend, be grateful!
Shamelessname
Ask her anyways.
Spinbot11
Was going tosay the same.
GandalfTheHEYHEY
THIS X 100
leftyshuckles
Tell her you thought you were developing a more romantic relationship, but now you need to look elsewhere. She may like that or offer help
funnyaccepted
LessRight
Do it
NotoriousDuchess
Jesus Christ bro. You clearly waited way too long.
yaboibaal
Sometimes you take an L, no big deal.
LonelyBrannigan
Gotta be clear about your intentions man :/
HelloToe
Waiting too long to make a move - or at least show some interest that isn't purely friendly (ie flirting) - is the road to the Friend Zone.
KnewestKnight
Problem is men experience lust first and love later. Falling for a girl after know her for a while is common with guys. Intentions change.
Problem? Maybe. But it's the guy's problem, and his ONLY. Too many guys forget that. Point is, it's smart to (1/2)
plant a seed of 'maybe' early on in your relationship, even if you're mostly just friendly. Whether to harvest can be decided later.
randomshare
Ouch. May my upvote be a small consolation in times like this.
Thatwhichhasnolife
ask her anyway
TongueLasher
Be the brother of another mother, ask her out. Could be the best ever! Take a chance, life is nothing without risk.
dexteroexplosion
Ok, so that's a loss but tell her that a cool sister would try to hook you up with someone. She'd probably be excited to. ;)
MOfitserov93
Gotta plant that sexual seed early or else
IsoPropylPotatene
Haha. It's alright m8. I think some of us aren't meant to get into relationships. If sex is what you're after there are non-romantic ways.
Rangerbobby
Tell her you already have a sister and you don't like her. Now get the fuck out of here. If she wants a brother that's how brothers act
improbablypooping
Your dating posts are depressing. Stop putting the p*ssy on a pedestal. Man.
triedtothinkofausernamethatwasntalreadytaken
Its men like him who dropped the worth of dick and increased the worth of pussy to this point
bunnyrut
*pedal stool
BooToast
http://gph.is/2e7JysU
voodoosexdoll
Damn, and people are just eating those posts up too. For real tho if you look up like that to someone, they can only look back down to you
HereLiesSquidwardsHopesAndDreams
You'll do better by putting it on the chainwax.
phunkyphreshwithaph
Perkunas687
HappyJello
Bitch don't kill my vibe
perkdrip
She sensed it coming. That's hilarious.
Constantinopel
"why stop at brother?"
Stroelofsen
Learn how to build up sexual tension. It's not that you aren't interesting enough, you probably lack the skills 1/2
and self-confidence to steer your relationships in that direction. This is an aspect a lot of guys overlook 2/2
TheMagicalUpvoteFearie
Ask her anyway
maple2003
Still do it maybe..... she would think about it
hashbaz
friendship is a great foundation for a good relationship. Just because you're friends does not mean there is no chance.
I was friends with my now-fiancée for three years before we started dating.
Czeksmyx
Tell her how you feel, if she's not down just be her friend if you can/want to without being manipulative. Don't misrepresent yourself.
LoudLine
I can't believe in this day and age a girl can still saw this without knowing how cliche it is.
umpskit
This isn't funny, nobody cares, fuck off you loser
IJustWastedMyDayOnImgur
Press F to pay respects to our fallen brother
thesameasyours2
is she from Tennessee?
magila
Arkansas.
mikeatike
West Virginia
BigAZNMan
Hey! :(
OuchMouse
Well she's the only ten I see. I'm sorry I'll leave
ShinksAvoHazaar
There it is.
YouThinkYouDoButYouDontt
emilyvin
"You're in to incest too?!"
SleepyFerret
This is a... Fuck guys do I really need to spell this out for you?
0118999881999119725dotdotdot3
winstonthescientist
wergerberger
It's called wincest for a reason, gentlemen.
ILiekToCookAndBake
Motherless approved.
Isn't that site filled a fuckload of illegal shit?
Mostly "incest".
reverendleonard
I'm sure there's a way to market that.
nanobot101
You're my sister! You're my sister!--Joe Dirt probably
taco1910
I'm your sister! I'm your sister!
Jesteryicle
No way, me too. :-)
...Dad?!
Daughter?!
Eyyyy ;)
Eyyyy;)
Sennox
Top answer!
:P
Whoamioooooo
Should have responded "Your like the girlfriend I always wanted but never had."
Ikeepmycandyinthevan
I like that one.
MrJimmyRustles
*You're
You're a real hero.
thats honestly really clever.
lighterletter
If you do it, post results!
Well if you throw it out there goodluck OP I've had similar experiences go really well, and others really poorly.
Andalite
Did you do it? You should do it. Update us when you do it
TheBigCringe22
Give it a shot man, either you stay friendzoned or you get a girl i see no downside
Just do it. You'll learn from it either way.
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
"but he might get hurt" then that will be an important lesson
Zawayix
This is my exact philosophy for online dating. Make all the mistakes online, so that I can get it right in person
Unlucky12
Brother zoned, sorry for your loss
BossCoffee
Congrats, you just made a solid friend. Now ask her her if she has any available friends. Oh, and quit with the self-pity, it's ugly.
rosiethereaver
So much this. You made a good friend, be grateful!
Shamelessname
Ask her anyways.
Spinbot11
Was going tosay the same.
GandalfTheHEYHEY
THIS X 100
leftyshuckles
Tell her you thought you were developing a more romantic relationship, but now you need to look elsewhere. She may like that or offer help
funnyaccepted
LessRight
Do it
NotoriousDuchess
Jesus Christ bro. You clearly waited way too long.
yaboibaal
Sometimes you take an L, no big deal.
LonelyBrannigan
Gotta be clear about your intentions man :/
HelloToe
Waiting too long to make a move - or at least show some interest that isn't purely friendly (ie flirting) - is the road to the Friend Zone.
KnewestKnight
Problem is men experience lust first and love later. Falling for a girl after know her for a while is common with guys. Intentions change.
HelloToe
Problem? Maybe. But it's the guy's problem, and his ONLY. Too many guys forget that. Point is, it's smart to (1/2)
HelloToe
plant a seed of 'maybe' early on in your relationship, even if you're mostly just friendly. Whether to harvest can be decided later.
randomshare
Ouch. May my upvote be a small consolation in times like this.
Thatwhichhasnolife
ask her anyway
TongueLasher
Be the brother of another mother, ask her out. Could be the best ever! Take a chance, life is nothing without risk.
dexteroexplosion
Ok, so that's a loss but tell her that a cool sister would try to hook you up with someone. She'd probably be excited to. ;)
MOfitserov93
Gotta plant that sexual seed early or else
IsoPropylPotatene
Haha. It's alright m8. I think some of us aren't meant to get into relationships. If sex is what you're after there are non-romantic ways.
Rangerbobby
Tell her you already have a sister and you don't like her. Now get the fuck out of here. If she wants a brother that's how brothers act
improbablypooping
Your dating posts are depressing. Stop putting the p*ssy on a pedestal. Man.
triedtothinkofausernamethatwasntalreadytaken
Its men like him who dropped the worth of dick and increased the worth of pussy to this point
bunnyrut
*pedal stool
bunnyrut
BooToast
http://gph.is/2e7JysU
voodoosexdoll
Damn, and people are just eating those posts up too. For real tho if you look up like that to someone, they can only look back down to you
HereLiesSquidwardsHopesAndDreams
You'll do better by putting it on the chainwax.
phunkyphreshwithaph
Perkunas687
HappyJello
Bitch don't kill my vibe
perkdrip
She sensed it coming. That's hilarious.
Constantinopel
"why stop at brother?"
Stroelofsen
Learn how to build up sexual tension. It's not that you aren't interesting enough, you probably lack the skills 1/2
Stroelofsen
and self-confidence to steer your relationships in that direction. This is an aspect a lot of guys overlook 2/2
TheMagicalUpvoteFearie
Ask her anyway
maple2003
Still do it maybe..... she would think about it
hashbaz
friendship is a great foundation for a good relationship. Just because you're friends does not mean there is no chance.
Perkunas687
I was friends with my now-fiancée for three years before we started dating.
Czeksmyx
Tell her how you feel, if she's not down just be her friend if you can/want to without being manipulative. Don't misrepresent yourself.
LoudLine
I can't believe in this day and age a girl can still saw this without knowing how cliche it is.
umpskit
This isn't funny, nobody cares, fuck off you loser
IJustWastedMyDayOnImgur
Press F to pay respects to our fallen brother
thesameasyours2
is she from Tennessee?
magila
Arkansas.
mikeatike
West Virginia
BigAZNMan
Hey! :(
OuchMouse
Well she's the only ten I see. I'm sorry I'll leave
ShinksAvoHazaar
There it is.
YouThinkYouDoButYouDontt
emilyvin
"You're in to incest too?!"
SleepyFerret
This is a... Fuck guys do I really need to spell this out for you?
0118999881999119725dotdotdot3
winstonthescientist
wergerberger
It's called wincest for a reason, gentlemen.
ILiekToCookAndBake
Motherless approved.
YouThinkYouDoButYouDontt
Isn't that site filled a fuckload of illegal shit?
ILiekToCookAndBake
Mostly "incest".
reverendleonard
I'm sure there's a way to market that.
nanobot101
You're my sister! You're my sister!--Joe Dirt probably
taco1910
I'm your sister! I'm your sister!
Jesteryicle
No way, me too. :-)
emilyvin
...Dad?!
Jesteryicle
Daughter?!
emilyvin
Eyyyy ;)
Jesteryicle
Eyyyy;)
Sennox
Top answer!
emilyvin
:P
Whoamioooooo
Should have responded "Your like the girlfriend I always wanted but never had."
Ikeepmycandyinthevan
I like that one.
MrJimmyRustles
*You're
Whoamioooooo
You're a real hero.
MorningMahogany
thats honestly really clever.
lighterletter
If you do it, post results!
Whoamioooooo
Well if you throw it out there goodluck OP I've had similar experiences go really well, and others really poorly.
Andalite
Did you do it? You should do it. Update us when you do it
TheBigCringe22
Give it a shot man, either you stay friendzoned or you get a girl i see no downside
lighterletter
Just do it. You'll learn from it either way.
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
"but he might get hurt" then that will be an important lesson
Zawayix
This is my exact philosophy for online dating. Make all the mistakes online, so that I can get it right in person