Been single all my life, guess its going to stay that way.

Jun 5, 2017 11:42 PM

MorningMahogany

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Brother zoned, sorry for your loss

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congrats, you just made a solid friend. Now ask her her if she has any available friends. Oh, and quit with the self-pity, it's ugly.

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 7

So much this. You made a good friend, be grateful!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Ask her anyways.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

Was going tosay the same.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THIS X 100

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Tell her you thought you were developing a more romantic relationship, but now you need to look elsewhere. She may like that or offer help

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Do it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus Christ bro. You clearly waited way too long.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sometimes you take an L, no big deal.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta be clear about your intentions man :/

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Waiting too long to make a move - or at least show some interest that isn't purely friendly (ie flirting) - is the road to the Friend Zone.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Problem is men experience lust first and love later. Falling for a girl after know her for a while is common with guys. Intentions change.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Problem? Maybe. But it's the guy's problem, and his ONLY. Too many guys forget that. Point is, it's smart to (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

plant a seed of 'maybe' early on in your relationship, even if you're mostly just friendly. Whether to harvest can be decided later.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ouch. May my upvote be a small consolation in times like this.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ask her anyway

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Be the brother of another mother, ask her out. Could be the best ever! Take a chance, life is nothing without risk.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok, so that's a loss but tell her that a cool sister would try to hook you up with someone. She'd probably be excited to. ;)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gotta plant that sexual seed early or else

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Haha. It's alright m8. I think some of us aren't meant to get into relationships. If sex is what you're after there are non-romantic ways.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Tell her you already have a sister and you don't like her. Now get the fuck out of here. If she wants a brother that's how brothers act

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Your dating posts are depressing. Stop putting the p*ssy on a pedestal. Man.

9 years ago | Likes 139 Dislikes 18

Its men like him who dropped the worth of dick and increased the worth of pussy to this point

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

*pedal stool

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, and people are just eating those posts up too. For real tho if you look up like that to someone, they can only look back down to you

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You'll do better by putting it on the chainwax.

9 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Bitch don't kill my vibe

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She sensed it coming. That's hilarious.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"why stop at brother?"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Learn how to build up sexual tension. It's not that you aren't interesting enough, you probably lack the skills 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and self-confidence to steer your relationships in that direction. This is an aspect a lot of guys overlook 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ask her anyway

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still do it maybe..... she would think about it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

friendship is a great foundation for a good relationship. Just because you're friends does not mean there is no chance.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I was friends with my now-fiancée for three years before we started dating.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Tell her how you feel, if she's not down just be her friend if you can/want to without being manipulative. Don't misrepresent yourself.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't believe in this day and age a girl can still saw this without knowing how cliche it is.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This isn't funny, nobody cares, fuck off you loser

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Press F to pay respects to our fallen brother

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

is she from Tennessee?

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

Arkansas.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

West Virginia

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Hey! :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well she's the only ten I see. I'm sorry I'll leave

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There it is.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"You're in to incest too?!"

9 years ago | Likes 685 Dislikes 1

This is a... Fuck guys do I really need to spell this out for you?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's called wincest for a reason, gentlemen.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Motherless approved.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Isn't that site filled a fuckload of illegal shit?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Mostly "incest".

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sure there's a way to market that.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're my sister! You're my sister!--Joe Dirt probably

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm your sister! I'm your sister!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No way, me too. :-)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...Dad?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Daughter?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eyyyy ;)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eyyyy;)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Top answer!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

:P

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should have responded "Your like the girlfriend I always wanted but never had."

9 years ago | Likes 424 Dislikes 6

I like that one.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*You're

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

You're a real hero.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

thats honestly really clever.

9 years ago | Likes 159 Dislikes 0

If you do it, post results!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well if you throw it out there goodluck OP I've had similar experiences go really well, and others really poorly.

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Did you do it? You should do it. Update us when you do it

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Give it a shot man, either you stay friendzoned or you get a girl i see no downside

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just do it. You'll learn from it either way.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"but he might get hurt" then that will be an important lesson

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is my exact philosophy for online dating. Make all the mistakes online, so that I can get it right in person

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0