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Easykehl
Don’t know if the wolves had that much agency. We likely killed them and raised their puppies.
Roguishpotato
Jaqdakloun
That is fucking adorable
IDownvoteKhaby
When I say, "I got that dog in me."
Shaows
Battle Fluff
bigby4sheriff
Don’t tell they aren’t the most evolved species
medimr
Wolf population: 250 thousand. Dog population: 900 million. I think these guys are doing just fine.
80thousand85
Where are my testicles Summer?
FundamentallyFlawed
Where are my testicles, Summer?
heyyoudontknowme
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NHhmZjZqNXF4dHg1NjJuMmtzZ2NraHhoa2RxdzA5NmFrc21iejMxdyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/WpgTOK4M851mz8M2Ip/200w.webp
TheChunguskaEvent
that dog does not know scarcity and lives like a god
Secondmonth
Goals
MrStealYourGiF
"Yip yip yip yip yip yip" Translation: Peasants I shall visit my wrath upon the for thou hast not preparest the godly repast for mine sustenance at the appointed hour, thou dallies by three of your minutes, and I grow impatient.
ThisGuyPostingThings
What do you mean? Just look at that pup, has never been fed ever. Definitely needs numerous treats.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
And is likely free of tapeworms, heartworm, fleas, ticks, and a dozen other parasites and endemic diseases. I think life as a wild animal has more drawbacks than many people realize.
chittychittybangbanglovesustoo
You got that right. My plan is to come back as some rich dudes golden retriever.
Sensiblyinteresting
Yes, reincarnating as a golden retriever in a white upper middle class family and living at their farm house is peak nirvana
Yellowchopsticks
there's a manga for that, though not a goldie /gallery/h4lfMmE
Rogahar
And that's why I hate all those facebook-boomer memes about being a wolf or alpha or w/e the fuck else, like... way to tell the world your parents failed to do their job in providing for you. The whole point of civilization is to make life easier for the next generation. Not to chastise them for not still cutting down redwoods with their bare teeth while living on a diet of beer and beans.
TheChunguskaEvent
when men were men and died at 34 from an infected tooth
Jagernott
Alpha Wolves don't actually exist in the wild. They're just familial groups. They were only observed in captivity when non-familial members were forced together.....like a prison.
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/is-the-alpha-wolf-idea-a-myth/
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
And this also means that the leadership is equally female - generally it's a mated pair, the parents of the other wolves. So it's just a bunch of wolves following mommy and daddy around. The parents are in charge. All it takes to lead a wolf pack is to successfully reproduce.