8 Beer Innovations We'd Actually Use

May 17, 2013 8:25 PM

NaughtiusMaxxximus

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Who plays pong with beer in the cups? That shits gross.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HELLA GOODBRA

13 years ago | Likes 293 Dislikes 3

As a german: Cans are stackable here in the country beer was born.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

beer can be too cold?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those last two are perfect for a game of Wizard Staff

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those last two are perfect for a game of Wizard Staff

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't drink (hell, I'm actually anti-alcohol) and I'd still like to see every single one of these become a thing.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aaah Coors Light. The beer that is so shitty they have to advertise how cold it is.

13 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Right? Like, can't all beers be cold? Or warm, for that matter...

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BEERACLES NEEDS EDWARD 40 BANDS

13 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 4

I don't like that one. I feel like it ruins the integrity of the game.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Jesus, this approach to drinking makes me want to vomit.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ok, who's starting a kickstarter for the instant goblet...? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The problem is for the people who would want these, they are drinking cheapest beer possible and would prefer it out of a plastic bag.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Oh sweet baby Jesus, I need an instant goblet now. I want to feel like a queen when I drink my beer.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So kids, that's why you ALWAYS play Edward 40-Hands at the beach. The whole world is 70% toilet.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just curious, do any of you use beer in pong? We just use water...the ball goes everywhere and gets icky. To hell with that

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would totally mix the box crown and the instant goblet and be fancy as fuck.

13 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I would buy them all.

13 years ago | Likes 812 Dislikes 6

Am i the only one who feels that some of these take away from the drunken fun? Such as trying to duck tape your cans for a wizard stick

13 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I want to drink with you.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or stabbing your can and trying to quickly drink it while it sprays all in your face. Maybe im just weird hahah

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

whats this stabbing for. we just put a straw in!! then again there's only glass-bottle drinking around here so we can't really stab.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you shotgun beers out of a bottle with a straw?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

if i didn't mistake the meaning of "shotgun", yeah. in my country it's called "at" (an actual word invented for this).

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At one point in my life I would've been all over all this shit!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I must be at that point.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Get it! I'll still shotgun. I haven't left my white trash roots that far behind!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

most of these are really dumb

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Like drinking an armpit".

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

fartharder would like the Edward 40 Bands.

13 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

ols school imgurians unite

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Haha haven't heard that users name in a long while!

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Playing pong with water in your cups is WAY more sanitary... just sayin'.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

these are actually pretty awesome.

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

"Double fisting just got easy" Reminds me of my mom.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

WTF

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lost it at "like drinking an armpit"

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

...or jacking off in your sweatpants.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"like drinking an armpit"... HA!

13 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Completely lost it at that one.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aren't cans already stackable?

13 years ago | Likes 353 Dislikes 11

I'm picturing a Lego-can, where stacking becomes not just necessary, but a freaking legendary. If s/he builds it, drunk will come!!!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They might be thinking of interlocking instead of stackable.

13 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

This is so you can create what my college called Wizard staffs. The only problem is you need to tape each one together. This fixes that.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was my thought process too until I saw "the tallest boy", implying that the entire lid would be remove to "double fist" in one hand.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Clearly, they must be marker-stackable.

13 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 0

when playing Wizards, use tape to keep your wizard staff intact

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Why not a screw stack like the goblet. My marker swords would always break if you stacked too many.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is the clearest way to explain this. Genius

13 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

There must be a more expensive way.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

not if you are drunk

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The corkscrew one is the next million dollar enterprise! someone jump on dat shit!

13 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

i like these, but they'd make my beer more expensive and in the end wouldn't get me any drunker.

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

True, but all of these were made from shitty cheap beer, so who cares!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On a similar note, I saw cowboy hats made out of the empty cases. The hat was $35. If I'm spending that much I'd better be getting beer too.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

sheeit. that's more than a real (albeit cheap) cowboy hat!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0