NaughtiusMaxxximus
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May 17, 2013 8:25 PM
NaughtiusMaxxximus
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Bondzai
Who plays pong with beer in the cups? That shits gross.
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balzacthegreat
HELLA GOODBRA
jamesshore
As a german: Cans are stackable here in the country beer was born.
cgvega
beer can be too cold?
MandyGrimm
Those last two are perfect for a game of Wizard Staff
MandyGrimm
Those last two are perfect for a game of Wizard Staff
poutyinu
I don't drink (hell, I'm actually anti-alcohol) and I'd still like to see every single one of these become a thing.
beelzebro
Aaah Coors Light. The beer that is so shitty they have to advertise how cold it is.
HelloDarknessMyOldFriend
Right? Like, can't all beers be cold? Or warm, for that matter...
Uberpastamancer
BEERACLES NEEDS EDWARD 40 BANDS
cossettetape
I don't like that one. I feel like it ruins the integrity of the game.
funkjacket
Jesus, this approach to drinking makes me want to vomit.
imnotcleverenoughtopostgoodtextresponses
Ok, who's starting a kickstarter for the instant goblet...? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
Mattdawgiedog
The problem is for the people who would want these, they are drinking cheapest beer possible and would prefer it out of a plastic bag.
PraiseMelora
Oh sweet baby Jesus, I need an instant goblet now. I want to feel like a queen when I drink my beer.
surfskatedrawpoop
So kids, that's why you ALWAYS play Edward 40-Hands at the beach. The whole world is 70% toilet.
tomhiddlestonsthirdtesticlewhyyesyoucantouchmeallyouwant
Just curious, do any of you use beer in pong? We just use water...the ball goes everywhere and gets icky. To hell with that
deebojones
I would totally mix the box crown and the instant goblet and be fancy as fuck.
ssshhhiiiiiiiii
I would buy them all.
justneededalaugh
Am i the only one who feels that some of these take away from the drunken fun? Such as trying to duck tape your cans for a wizard stick
ssshhhiiiiiiiii
I want to drink with you.
justneededalaugh
Or stabbing your can and trying to quickly drink it while it sprays all in your face. Maybe im just weird hahah
dropthebutts
whats this stabbing for. we just put a straw in!! then again there's only glass-bottle drinking around here so we can't really stab.
MrN1ceGuy
you shotgun beers out of a bottle with a straw?
dropthebutts
if i didn't mistake the meaning of "shotgun", yeah. in my country it's called "at" (an actual word invented for this).
jax1280
At one point in my life I would've been all over all this shit!
LeroyJenkem
I must be at that point.
jax1280
Get it! I'll still shotgun. I haven't left my white trash roots that far behind!
edgonz
most of these are really dumb
ThatJohnDenverIsFullOfShitMan
"Like drinking an armpit".
calosauce
fartharder would like the Edward 40 Bands.
YouLikeDags
ols school imgurians unite
iloveQuatchi
Haha haven't heard that users name in a long while!
yesyesyoufoundthevegan
Playing pong with water in your cups is WAY more sanitary... just sayin'.
beardsandbeers
these are actually pretty awesome.
Moonunit
"Double fisting just got easy" Reminds me of my mom.
IWishIHadMoreThumbs
WTF
Thatsamalamutenotahusky
Lost it at "like drinking an armpit"
markuserektus
...or jacking off in your sweatpants.
PascalCasedUserName
"like drinking an armpit"... HA!
wakarimasu
Completely lost it at that one.
kdrizzle
Aren't cans already stackable?
kimchipizza
I'm picturing a Lego-can, where stacking becomes not just necessary, but a freaking legendary. If s/he builds it, drunk will come!!!
Zoncrow
They might be thinking of interlocking instead of stackable.
Crimpmonkey
This is so you can create what my college called Wizard staffs. The only problem is you need to tape each one together. This fixes that.
Prodigybeast
That was my thought process too until I saw "the tallest boy", implying that the entire lid would be remove to "double fist" in one hand.
itseemsthatnamewastaken
Clearly, they must be marker-stackable.
awsxpro
when playing Wizards, use tape to keep your wizard staff intact
SometimesIFeelLikeAGenius
Why not a screw stack like the goblet. My marker swords would always break if you stacked too many.
nagli
This is the clearest way to explain this. Genius
CONTCOM
There must be a more expensive way.
isthiswhereiputmyusernameat
not if you are drunk
Luciferyourgod
The corkscrew one is the next million dollar enterprise! someone jump on dat shit!
conanthegrammarian
i like these, but they'd make my beer more expensive and in the end wouldn't get me any drunker.
MeessterVal
True, but all of these were made from shitty cheap beer, so who cares!
Track45
On a similar note, I saw cowboy hats made out of the empty cases. The hat was $35. If I'm spending that much I'd better be getting beer too.
conanthegrammarian
sheeit. that's more than a real (albeit cheap) cowboy hat!