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Dec 17, 2016 3:54 PM
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You should have offered to coat her throat for her.
badASbeach
Sigoth. Significant Other. So is so confusion so please stop
SolidRD
My so just woke up a sore o.o what
DayloX
How is this a confession?
ThomasFernandez
The hero we deserve
IronCobra
Are we ignoring the fact that out of all the words he said in the movie... the alien didn't remember "war"... ON THIS FUCKED UP planet?!
DefecatingInMyBarracks
You saw your opportunity and you took it. Bravo +1
LordBogmonster
I literally just watched this. Fucking weird
Jdezle
" if you were half the man I am--..." "What are you talking about? I AM half the man that you are!"
WhitneyLikeHoustonButNotDeadYet
JohnnieIII
yLady
I just figured out that oc means original content? If thats is corrcect tho, is SO a short for SOulmate? Cuz i dont know and i feel stupidos
tricksypixie
Significant Other
eilermst
She should have let the sore throat sleep in. it's a weekend.
ThomasFernandez
The hero we deseeve
branflakes55
subbadubba
Give her a glass of water with lots of sugar in it!
GeroBird
Nah nah nah. The good guys dress in black, remember that Just in case we ever face to face and make contact The title held by me, MIB
23spaghetti
Orion's b..b....b
TheElusiveEnchilada
Gianttesticlemonster
Orion is a cat. *spoiler alert*
IsweartoGodLinda
As Orion, can confirm
NotSoRighteous
LeftyLesbian
Thats a Success Kid if ever I saw one.
ClockworkRepairDroid
"A galaxy is billions of stars, you heard wrong."
turbochop3300
Look, whatever man. I know what i heard.
DamnThursdays
If she doesn't honestly know why you had her say it, that's an issue you need to rectify. Immediately. Go put on MIB.
smittywerbenjaegermanJ
Its MiB dude, what are you, chinese?
DamnThursdays
冻住，不许走!
foosbabaganoosh
Would've saved a lot of time and effort if that little fella had just said collar instead of belt!
youareandshallalwaysbemyfuzzy
I would have asked her to say "you didn't file your paperwork wizoski"
eeyrjmr
Just convince her semen is good for sore throats. Took me a few years but now...
TheWorldIsATollFreeToilet
I always say that I have a cream for that. My girlfriend is so tired of that joke.
britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy
Nibbets
But if she's contagious I'll get sore shaft
Maestr055
Count your blessings! Is it really a hard choice? (Seewhat I did there? I'll let myself out)
was821
But that's only something to consider afterwards
PersonaAuGratin
*Strep dick
dsl4241
could somebody explain for a friend?
SithElephant
She feeds you semen if you get a sore throat?
blurgh
Low quality horse semen, 25$ a gallon