RegularRandy
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johnnydangerous
#3 Rob Lowe would rob as many Lowes as Rob Lowe could rob if Rob Lowe did rob Lowes.
GravyWonTon
Jack forgot about pound town.
boywiththehappypenis
Bless you for your work.
KraftPunkIsLookingForACheeseWife
Solid dump! I lost it at this "Gotta give thanks! Gotta give thanks!"
PaulMcKelveyIII
These are just the right amount of effed up. Favorited, but not forgotten. Okay so probably forgotten. But when I do remember it, glory!
Hungrypiemonger
#2 i didn't know FPS Russia was an artist...huh.
servingmytimeinusersub
The dino skeleton one is fun to think about, but since neither reptiles nor birds put on fat easily, its not likely
SpartanStatic
One that's missing : "Mike, 'you like the cock you get the shock', Pence."
CumDumster
#1. The tank is empty. The cylinder has O2 tubing. Her Aerosol mask is using large bore tubing. It bothers me.
davebeastly
Skinny latte needs skinny pipes. There are multiple of the skinny pipes feeding into that larger pipe or Venti as they call it.
Thunderdome08
Rob Lowe does rob Lowe's. He's just really good at it so nobody knows it was him.
brandystrandy
The spiders on the roof are in Seattle, you can see them from the Space Needle.
RondomGuy
#1 she should be dying cus that tank is empty
RegularRandy
She already absorbed all of the Starbucks oxygen.
GenitalMantis
#29 Tubbysaurus-Rex
YouThinkThatsBad
#2 is more for people on top of the space needle which is right behind the roof in that picture.
EwGrooss
#3 Mr. Lowe would rob 0 Lowe’s
sejed
who is the guy with dirty-blond hair at #27 ?????
warrenuir
Jimmi Simpson
sejed
i love you.
trina1978
I hate it when people say “literally dying”, makes me want to punch them in the face then I remember what my therapist said.
stevethomasyyc
0. Rob Lowe has robbed none and currently has the capacity.
cerpintaxt475
Gay conversion therapy is fucked up, and Mike Pence can go fuck himself, but they don't "literally electrocute" anyone. That would be murder
notSaari
#26 why take a screenshot when the download button is right flippin there.
davebeastly
#34 Where was this gem when I needed it 4 days ago?
eromitlab
#27 Damnit Beavis!
harpsicle
Why is Tony Kornheiser a LOTR bad guy?! PTI is the only safe half hour I have every day!!!
grinner
#13 is funny and all, but just as facial structure differs based on race and ethnicity, so does the skull. Subtly, but it does.
BigBuckeyeDaddy
That one of the Trump boys... just... amazing
becauseurwrong
Uncanny
RegularRandy
Question is...who is the Mcboil's sister in the Trump family?
Amra8791
I won't be surprised if they turn out to be lizard people wearing skins. Looks like they are really hard trying to look like a human being
Rber575
The one with Jesus even has a website. jesusishitler.net .
TheClayKnight
But why would Jesus focus on killing off his fellow Jews instead of say, the Italians?
SomeCrazyNerd
BECAUSE THOSE ARE THE ONES WHO BETRAYED HIM AND NOW THEY MUST SUFFER FOR IT?
gtsr
The wrong date bothers me though: I don't know exactly which year Hitler was born, but I'm pretty sure it's not 1934.
PenguinRoyalty
Its the date he become Fuhrer.
gtsr
I get it, but to me it's wrong: while not many ppl know the birthd. of H, with those moustaches the joke wouldn't have been lost anyway.
PenguinRoyalty
You can easily tell its Hitler, and most people know that WWII started at a similar time to 1934, so its fairly easy to work out
gtsr
Exactly, there was no need to not put his actual birth date.
IsaacNewtonDiedAVirgin
#20 no kidding, makes you wonder what weird shit current famous and admired athletes will get into
davebeastly
Time makes fools of all of us.
DoublevBomb
Well Jenner liked killing people with their car.
largeal
Their car? Caitlin was in there this whole time <3
DoublevBomb
Their - as in gender neutral pronoun - because of the timing of the event relative to Jenner's transition.
PapiBlanco
Sexual misconduct and domestic violence, respectively
RevanTheJedi
Hit and run by bruce jenner
DavosWritesInShortHand
#27 - is that the dude that plays William on Westworld?
davebeastly
That's the dude that plays William in Westworld.
UbiquitousLemon
#31: Checkmate, round-earthers!
HappyNeedo
Don’t give them any ideares!
duckshooter
Jennyfromthedock
https://www.wired.com/2013/03/neil-degrasse-tyson-still-complains-about-the-daily-shows-globe/
jeremywork
I wonder how much heavier we'd be if the earth wasn't spinning
zirkoni42
(if my math is correct) Near the equator, a person who weighs 70 kg, would be about 2.4 Newtons heavier (which equals the mass of 0.240 kg).
dafawkudoin
You really went back and counted instead of just referencing “the earth one”???
UbiquitousLemon
Duh. I'm not a savage
CumsInPies
Or counted along the way as part of an obsessive need while reading numberless dumps. I don't do this. That'd be nuts.
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dafawkudoin
Where are they numbered? Tell me how other than being Rain Man, you knew how many pictures were there, while actually “reading them”
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dafawkudoin
In Jack Nicholson voice “Don’t I feel like the fuckin asshole” lol I’ve only ever used mobile
marcusyoyo
otakudan
Some believe that there is a protective dome which is the reason why the water doesn't fall out...
lHaveAConfession
Checkpoint atheists
ElaineTheNPC
This is all the proof I need right here tbh.
GenitalMantis
That’s why there’s an ice wall duuude
CarnivorousRabbit
I think that would be the first thing the cats pushed off.
StopStaringAtMyUserNameItsVeryShy
No, the squirrel would do that
sheepking1
Not if the cat killed it first.
Naetron
I know this may be sarcastic but for how big the mass earth is, it's not spinning fast enough for its mass size for us to fly off.
raminagrobis
Earth spins slowly, period. Did you try spinning a top 1 turn per 24 hours ? You can't. The utter lack of friction in space keeps us going.
MeatballMaker
The big mass is what keeps us on it, but it’s actually the big radius that makes 1040mph weak when we talk about angular velocity instead.
xenathewarriorprincesswashot
Do you constantly fly around when you're in a bus/car/plane? same principle
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Well, it would throw us off had it not been for Gravity. However if the earth was to suddenly jerk to a stop, we would all be sent flying.
Naetron
Before all that chaos, we can all hop on OP's mom and save the human race.
Naetron
I'm interested on how the earth would suddenly jerk to a stop. Someone look it up for me because I'd rather have someone Google it instead.
IAAShRaPNeL
That's like saying "What if the sun suddenly went out" It won't, people just like to wonder.
IAAShRaPNeL
I mean, flying a few feet maybe. Maybe even just knocking us over. If the earth stops spinning, does that turn off gravity also? wouldn't we
IAAShRaPNeL
Just proceed to move, but be pulled back to the earth, stopping us?
IAAShRaPNeL
Just looked it up. Apparently the earth spins at ~1000 miles an hour. Scrap what I said. That'd fucking hurt.
FeversAndMirrors
Isn't the earth slowly slowing down? I think I heard that somewhere recently, that it's slowing down and might cause..idk flooding and stuff
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
It's slowing down but extremely slowly I think
NeoThermic
http://mashable.com/2014/08/23/what-if-randall-munroe-excerpt/ Or, if the air was still moving at orbit speed.. we'd die. Horribly.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Presumably, we would be thrown off at equal speed and just follow the wind though. But then the G forces would prolly kill us,.
RegularRandy
One of these is not a meme but a picture I took myself from my phone. Can anyone guess which one?
WuzzlesTheUnicorn
The one with the hoodie?
Kohoutek73
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IPlayWithDogs3HoursAWeek
The one where he’s tripping balls with the gun and the panda
DontMakeMeSurrender
#14
RevanTheJedi
RoundThreeFIGHT
Bathroom wall
RegularRandy
Correct
notsocks
Door guy?
just4thelolz
This is a fun game. More of these please.
SurfDaSpot
Yes
GrissVioleGrace
So you're Jesus, redeemer of sins and at the same time, genocidal leader?
Snozles
It’s the screenshot of a meme aint it @RegularRandy
Snozles
#26 to be exact
RegularRandy
Nope.
HipsterFett
#2?
SuddenRandomFinnishGuy
So you look like a randomized dude from oblivion.
SnoozerMcGee
probably the one that wasn't funny
trina1978
Oooh I love games! Its Deadmau5 isn’t it @OP?You found a dead mouse and made him a teeny tiny set of decks. Now give him a proper burial.
RegularRandy
No, good guess though
trina1978
Well which one is it?
trina1978
Don’t worry just read other comments.
EvilEkips
Most of these seem to be just pictures and cartoons, not memes. "Meme" doesn't mean "picture on the internet".
HOLAKOOO
who knows what it all memes
Cheshire559
18
RegularRandy
Correct