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FlyingMonkeyButt
I took my helpers to a carvery at the end of the day. Third floor. It was the least o could do
Steel723
This also happens at the end of the day
bizon1829
If you haven't already packed the boxes when I get there, then I'm out.
flameshark11
I have dealt with moving so many fucking times. Hell 20 transitions before junior hear of highschool
MainMenu558
As someone who just moved. This is true, ALL OF IT.
TheSquareRootOfPandaPawsIceCream
Expectation: Your friends are going to want to help. Reality: You're on your own.
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
question: did you have them help packing boxes in the past, which makes you the asshole, or do you actually just have lame friends?
slabaReactionSmuggler
After some nightmare moves I always put a strict time limit on how long I can help.
Jabb4theHUTT
Smart. I'm stealing this
bigreagan
It's called College Humor because there isn't any humor in it.
WHOISTIRED
I've stayed up 24 hours to help a friend move. It was gruesome.
registeredtoproveimawesome
I'm confused as to which one of the girls are moving and which is helping.
Ulthirm
Sweat shirt: moving, other girl: helping
Promethianfire
Helping a friend move is a great way to discover what a disorganized idiot they are.
FrozenFoodGuy
People only need to enter my home to see this
TheDogEnd
On one hand, I am very organized and everything is already packed in boxes when my friends arrive. On the other hand I have a *LOT* of books
razetherunner
*stares at the 70+ books just on the "yet to read" shelf* yeah... i get that...
Ulthirm
I live out of boxes... On the other hand the boxes are usually tipped over with their organs pulled out. It takes what, 5 minutes to pick
Ulthirm
Up though.
FoxLovesCats
I just helped a friend move today!
MrStickyCheeks
I literally just moved 6.6 miles, with movers (thanks to my parents early wedding gift) and it was $860 by the end of it. Expensive.
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
how expensive would it have been to move to the next medium-sized city?
TRUCKERm
Why are they ashamed at having a head scratcher??
Gatihaa
I'm all for helping friends move, but if you ask me to help you move and you haven't finished packing you'll have to find someone else.
bunnynamednelson
^this
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Had to pull a move off in three days - worked 23 hours straight at the end. I hurt for two weeks, especially my feet. Never had foot pain b4
ihateeggs
My sister made me drive a moving van 12 hours and unload on the hottest day of the year from street to 5th floor. I relate
zeiss74
Yes, she's your sister.
Fachera
For this reason I always hirer movers. I was a renter and had to move too many times. No friendship would have lasted that many moves.
GeekTherapyRadioPodcast
I am 33 now. Lots of moves. Hiring movers is one of the few luxuries I will splurge on. Never hauling another fridge up 3 flights of stairs.
NothingButReactionGifs
Accepting payment in lesbian anal sex only.
GrimDarkRealities
What do you think the last panel is about? Also what about male friends then, what should we pay in?
abrakadumbass
pizza and beverage of choice for packing, then i hire goddamn movers.
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
tbh packing is something you should do on your own. throw some junk out while you're at it.
abrakadumbass
lol, its all in your definition of junk. im a single guy with a bad back, id never get everything packed in a reasonable time alone.
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
fair enough.
Rystefn
Sounds like you own too much crap. Throw some stuff out.
abrakadumbass
what should i throw out? my grandfathers tools? business stuff? my music equipment?
Rystefn
If you want me to sort it for you, it isn't going to happen for free.
IamMadeOfShamrocks
I always break into the free beer as I'm moving stuff. So a few lamps get broken, but I'm not bored and I'm never asked again so win win win
TheBenShapiro
I've been moving people for a year now and this is exactly what happens.
VladFilen07
That's why friendship still exist
iscasaci
I think I know what that is. You press it down atop of your head, it spreads open to massage your scalp?
TerribleAwful
you can thank me now & you can thank me when we're done, but if you keep fucking thanking me for every box i move i'm going home
eraserfullofcharme
This
ThatRandomCanadian
Don't come to Canada then. Thanks for mentioning it.
Boreduser
A friend did this to me recently. I implemented the pinching rule, every thank you gets a pinch
computerphile
That sounds horribly inefficient. Having to put down what you're holding just to pinch and then go back..
SeriousSeamstress
How about head butting them instead?
computerphile
Equally time inefficient..
shinagami091
I have to say, I planned my move so well, mine went as well as the expectation on all but the last 2.
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Start packing your shit when you know your moving! Im not coming over to help you sort through junk.
keillrandor
Step 1: Never fully unpack after moving in, in the first place :P (Looks at stack of boxes in corner...)
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Realize 6 months later that box fort is all the stuff you dont really use but keep for some reason
keillrandor
Well, they're full of audio/video cassette tapes, DVD's and binders full of SWCCG cards ;)
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
In fear of sounding like a *mouthspew* hipster. Are you dissing cassettes?
keillrandor
Well, I don't have a cassette player atm., so...
PancakeLegend
If it's your stuff then you're the one who has to walk backward if two people are needed to lift it.
zeiss74
I get it and don't disagree, but I usually trust myself more than the other person.
Rystefn
Forwards, backwards, I don't care. If it's your couch, you're the one downhill.
PancakeLegend
Stairs are a tough call. It's easier IMO to be on the lower side, but dangerous AF if you slip.
Rystefn
If one of us going to be crushed by a refrigerator, it's going to be the person that owns it and decided it needed to be moved.
PancakeLegend
This is where the rubber hits the road.
FlashedCashew
Beer and pizza are the accepted payment for help with moving
BanThisIfYouDare
Pizza and water is just disgusting.
Veggisaurus
But also sex in certain situations.
Rawrrch
Exactly. Moving next week and told my friends, name me your favorite beer and I will buy ALL OF IT.
Warune
What uptight friend demands money. That what you do to movers.
StanislastheManislas
When we moved, me and the wife took our friends out for dinner afterwards.
Dawall
And/or Gas money if you also supply a truck.
Anakinstasia
And gas money if it's far.
Manjoma
I am. Happy with beer and pizza
GlassCannon570
Do you accept payment in cookies and a 1 use protection spell?
fnordy
Yeah, who the hell expects more than that when helping someone move? Weird.
fnordy
Okay, to be fair, you better have soda.
pacnwpdx
Pro tip - don't feed or beer the crew until you are done. Guaranteed to lose 75% of your crew right after the break.
degenerateace
Yeah, this is how my best friend and I broke a lot of her shit. 10am wine.
TheBlackWindHowls
I would also accept Dr Pepper instead of beer.
Kleinstlebewesen
pizza is awesome
Flyndaran
I can't have either of those, so my brother paid me in diet soda. :)
Ameatyloaf
I helped some friends move cities and was left with a 200 dollar gas bill. Beer and pizza don't really cover that.
meeksmcgee
It is known
01DragonLord01
Haaaaa, NO...... An entire dinner in a restaurant is an accepted payment. Beer and pizza is for normal crap. Not moving an entire house
Ameatyloaf
Agreed, the idea is to make sure the people helping are generously compensated. Either with food or money. If you want their help again.
StevenFarmer
As is a full tank if you used their car.
SomeguyfromanotherjobsMrPurple
Here it's usually beer, potato salad, Vienna sausages and beer. I'm from Germany.
theplayahaterball
Or Gulaschsuppe and beer
MissAizea
I'll pass
psychologicaltrap
This is the tradition in the land of my people.
clewstah
It's internationally accepted.
dipstickjavelin
Sometimes I feel like I'm living in a beer-based economy.
TheHappyMonster
Are you Australian? VB is considered legal tender here in NSW.
dipstickjavelin
No, but now I know where I'm traveling once I get to a point in life when I'm not perpetually broke.
dspek
Most of the OG Mad Max crew were paid in slabs, and look how that turned out
ImSlyrherinButFriendsWithHufflepuffs
Is that a problem?
selftaughtgenius
Some people don't want to drink; that's totally cool. As long as no one is pressuring anyone either way, it's all cool.
IProvideFakeContext
People love inviting me to parties. I dont drink for personal reasons, so they always have a designated driver. Works for me.
DrowsyDude
Same except i HATE dealing with drunk people and especially my friends when they are smashed.
DidItForScience
Here on the Internet it's a meme based economy.
reaverkitty
Always! I'll even cook a nice meal for the people helping me
justanotheruserhidingout
I did a chairty job for a nursing homes computers was fixing them up, grabbed friends and a brisket got them all done in 8 hours , brisket/1
justanotheruserhidingout
Took a little longer
TylerTheAnarchist
Im on a diet so Ill just take a beer.
Ameatyloaf
Lol beer is awful if you're on a diet. So many carbs. Drink whiskey or vodka instead.
TylerTheAnarchist
I drink that too, but beer makes you younger.
Ameatyloaf
Uuuuhhhhhh.....where this information's source?
TylerTheAnarchist
http://www.novinite.com/articles/142815/Bulgarian+Scientists%3A+Beer+Makes+You+Younger%2C+Kills+Stress