SecretlyASiberianHusky
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That student? Albert Einstein.
Sep 25, 2018 12:35 PM
SecretlyASiberianHusky
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That student? Albert Einstein.
JackReacher92
Guy1: No hablo ingles. Guy2: I love it when they no hablo ingles
RuricOrhlandis
ingles /a/5Os2NuW
metal4masses
NAILED IT
YoumaboiBlue
My teacher tried this and it turns out she can send an entire class outside for telling her to fuck off in english
Chefpnut
She should have said en espanol pendejo.
ItWasntSupposedToBeThisWay
It happens. I accidentally ordered a full meal in Spanish, while in Italy.
Areggplanted
Can we get some periods? Maybe a comma. Fudge, I will settle for a semi-colon.
BatManVillain
And also no punctuation apparently
Canofminus
I went to high school in Las Vegas, it's a military city, had a few class mates born and raised on-base in Germany.
starrs3
In my german college class, we arent allowed to speak any english. And one day my prof starts counting in spanish, and we all face palmed.
Appel99
That story is the longest run on I’ve ever read.
ThiccOrTreat
#thathappened
vikingvampireangel
Sehr gut. Español bitte.
cpcgamer
liking becuz i cry evrey tim
Copperbrat
Got caught passing notes in german class. My teacher said "fine", as long as it was in german.
skippi99r
that kids name? Albert Einstein
skippi99r
wait shit
Dunes8
I can see a variation of this happening at least.
carlcarbunkle
"The whole class" is usually code for "this never happened".
graehall
Context vs cunt acts.
zipsline4
ToxicMolluscinity
AndrewCanadian
That's a bingo.
Rantaf
And that student’s name? Albert Einstein.
WhatzitTooya
Well he spoke German, so it makes sense and therefore true. How did you know that??
EtiolatedRaven
I've been in quite a few language classes, this happens quite a bit. There is always a "no English" and some wondernerd uses 3rd languages.
Mikeiller
https://imgur.com/4OmMuzL
getawaysticks907
And his father's name? Dwide Schrude
HernanKowalsky
no ingles = no groin , no inglés= no english
aCartographer
And then the whole bus clapped
goflyblind
TheyCallMeMrPigeonCuzImJustSoCoo
"Hello, my name is Albert" - Einstein probably.
LordPigly
My friend wasn't the best at Spanish but he tried. His exam essay turned out to be about him being a terrorist on a quest for the library
ThatDudeWhoKnowsEveryone
This is literally the plot to an episode of The Magicians. Except with sign language was involved instead of Spanish.
Allanonshea1
I can't wait till I can watch that again. I fuckin love that show.
GuardsmanMiku
iirc i did my english gcse short story on a terrorist blowing up a plane, like from his point of view. Fuck i was edgy
DoubleDoggo
Yo soy lechuga de noche.
Drakenborn
Well if we read this how it's written the story about is actually a horror story; the tale of a deranged student who has has multiple 1/?
Drakenborn
personalities. Being both the "class president and the teacher" who proceeds to ask question himself a question in another tongue, while 2/?
Drakenborn
class sits in horrified silence before the unhinged student finally just sighs and leaves. 3/4
Drakenborn
Punctuation is important. The word 'and' is not a period. But whatever, I think this version is better anyway.
PoopTransfer
¡Donde esta la biblioteka!?
lionBaroness
No gracias, Soy alérgico a los crustáceos!
themuttonisniceandlean
*biblioteca
degenerator
La biblioteca es muerta.
RiddlingVenus0
Since being dead is a state of being you would use estar instead of ser here.
degenerator
Mi espanol esta muerto. Bien?
The8obman
Me llamo T-Bone: La araña discoteca
Johnjoh236
Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca Es en bigote grande, perro, manteca
somerandombunny
Manteca, bigote, gigante, pequeño. Cabeza es mi, helada cerveza es bueno
robertomas
está
lktimpanaro
J'ai un cochon Don ma pantalons...
magmadar
Dahnahld hand over the Alphabets.
BassAddict526
it’s the one semester of spanish, spanish love song.
BassAddict526
https://youtu.be/ngRq82c8Baw
goflyblind
zachman9084
KommandantTogyer
I don't think you can find the patriots cookbook in a library
TwoFlower68
In my youth they were called anarchists
abrakadumbass
and you had to download it from a BBS
DropKickHead
I had that copy that was three .jpg's you could rename to .txt and read a shitty scanned version of it
abrakadumbass
the one that was missing part at the end?
thefreckledfox
I would read that.
tplc007
I didn't know speaking German is bad
illmissithere
zeke hail
TheresAGermanWordForThat
MUSKATNUSS, HERR MÜLLER!
THRAWN18
Antibabypillen
tplc007
SCHNITZEL MIT POMMES FRITES
ehhhidunno
YAAA!
Dodain
NEIN!!! WURST MIT POMM FRITZ!
Terayon
Ya das ist besser
ehhhidunno
Ich habe hungrig!!!
opferanode
IMMER NUR IN CAPS LOCK SCHREIBEN. ERST DANN IST ES WIRKLICH DEUTSCH ;-)
spongebobmingepants
Ich libe dich
silrath
Do you indeed...
someguyyy
liebe*
Sfinski
Lederhosen!
Bliffity
We won WWll so we didn't have to speak it.
astrangehop
That was the main reason we got in. Freedom fermented cabage and hot dogs lol.
MagWasTaken
It is when you're in Spanish class
wolfpackpgh
it was back in the early 1900s. there's actually a supreme court case because teaching it was illegal. meyer v. nebraska
milkyReactionStar
It’s not bad, apparently, just very disappointing. Enough to leave the room.
linkisnotafuckingelf
Well, he followed the rule. He didn't speak English.
Fauxcused
The best kind if correct
Taazar
Lifk
Come on ....
hanslemurson
Does "Ingles" rhyme with "Jingles"?
HernanKowalsky
nah you move the "l" in jingle, think more england and change and the "and" for S
hanslemurson
I know the etymology, I'm just making fun of how the word might be pronounced without the accent. Sort of like resume and resume.
ThousandBellHide
I was willing to partially buy it until close to the end, I know language teachers who did that 'no english' thing, 1/2
Magpiebones
Eh, the teacher might be the kind who does it for the jokes.
SecretlyARedPanda
Or walked out because they didn't want to encourage the student as they burst out laughing.
ThousandBellHide
2/2 And there are DEFINITELY smartasses who would do the german thing.
lazybuthappy
That teacher better see the differemce between "inglés" and "ingles"
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
I never wondered if ingles supermarket was trying to sarcastically keep out Mexicans...I do now...
demolitionlover09
The owner was too cheap to spring for an apostrophe. His name was Robert Ingle, so really it should be Ingle’s.
FungusForge
Chances are this was typed on a computer by someone who didn't know how or didn't care to to type an é.
ImAFoxButNotReally
It also was bad Spanish because you don't put "No Inglés", but " Inglés, no".
kelpo122
WHAT? That is a complete lie, "No inglés" is perfectly fine, "Inglés, no" could be depending on the rest of the sentece, not standalone
ImAFoxButNotReally
You're doing a direct translation from English. It's understandable but not the best fit. Spanish is my first language. There are many 1/2
ImAFoxButNotReally
ways better I can think of before "No inglés". It doesn't sound right. You wouldn't say "Don't Spanish".
DeltaBlast
I only see an and, not a differemce.
MaineMariners
No hablo español. Di me la diferencia.
RockESV
One means English, the other means the crotch region.
morelikeconsham
The one with the é means the dominant language in countries such as the US, England, and Australia. The other is a grocery store chain
morelikeconsham
Common in the south east United states
MaineMariners
Gracias
CesarRay
Ingles is also used to refer to the part between the legs and the scrotum
morelikeconsham
In spanish?
kelpo122
Can confirm
SansSherryF
Yeah. In Spanish. In summer you often see promotions about "depilación de ingles", and that doesn't mean "English hair removal" ;)
ChocloMan
ingles=groins
HaniiPuppy
Also, "English people" in Scots.
watthefrak
I read your username as "cholo man" and thought, "this guy knows"
ChocloMan
lmao
watthefrak
Looking back on this reply and not recognizing the context I did it again.
Whenceitcame
He knows like a cholo