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RWebb00000
like all of these are wrong imo
TheGoodKingOfImgur
Godfather 3 wasn't that bad it just pales in comparison to the first two
msdss
Die hard 3 was better than die hard 2.
NR97420
I assume Batman means the Keaton ones and the one after that. The first Batman was better.
RussianJudge
buzburbank
Rambo (2) needs to be higher.
TheLastBottleOfScotch
I concur.
malikcarr
First Blood and then the subsequent movies are good but for vastly different reasons. Even though they star the same character you almost-
malikcarr
shouldn't compare them side by side because they're so thematically different.
MaggieB12
The third Jurassic park was way better than the second
DamianWinters
Yea it definitely was, it wasn't as well done as the first in story aspect but 3 was the most entertaining as a dinosaur movie. 2 was meh.
cryogenian
Yep. I actually hated the second.
tornadosandwich
A lot of these are not trilogies
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
the LOTR ones should all be full
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
Return of the King should b highest.
PizzaStation
No, Two Towers
IWishIWereNotAllergicToCats
Huh, I thought Fellowship was the best.
EGOT
The two towers should be a little fuller.
Dramacian
Was this done 20 years ago ?
12rt2345g342563
Not 20 years ago. Probably closer to 10.
lDanielHolm
At most 10; Spiderman 3 came out in '07.
ElRoboBandit
Beyond the Thunderdome should be lower
Shelest
It's one of the weirdest movies I've seen, story-building-wise. It felt like the children part was meant to be a completely different movie
Ondaysthatendiny
My thought exactly. I'm sorry but half of that movie was a complete waste of film IMO.
cryogenian
And the first Mad Max should be higher.
chumster
I imagine a lot of its points come from its quotability. "Two men enter, one man leaves" and the like.
ElRoboBandit
I mean, The Room is amazingly quotable
DominicTheBombinic
You forgot Toy Story!!! That's one of the only trilogy's where imo the third one is the best one
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
Upvote for truth. It would be 100% -> 100% -> 120%.
buzburbank
Terminator is too low.
Promethianfire
T2 is beat-for-beat almost the same movie as T1.
Primotimewaster
And T2 had that whiny kid. Ugh. He certainly didn't behave like the 11 yr old the character was supposed to be.
TheWuggening
Yeah. I mean... 3 wasn't 2... but it wasn't the emoji movie for Christ's sake.
TheWuggening
And 1, what I remember of it, was way better than 60%.
ForMyOwnAmusement
I like it better than T2...
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
Director's cut of alien 3 is a lot better than the theatrical. Worth a watch.
DamianWinters
Yea alien 3 directors cut is a rather good movie, nothing compared to 1 and 2 but still infinitely better than the garbage that is 4.
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
Resurrection was just an insult to everything alien. The director's "cut" was even more insulting. What a twat.
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
I should say "director's" cut, since it was made based on his notes. Afronsky refused to go near it after how they treated him.
StarkeRealm
Alien 3's director was David Fincher. As in Fight Club, and Se7en, David Fincher. Not Afronsky.
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
Fuck, that's right. Thanks for the correction. I kept doubting myself as I wrote it but couldn't think of another name so I went with it.
Marxthird
Now which Planet of the Apes trilogy is this referencing, because the new one was good
Sinosaur
The original Planet of the Apes series is pretty good through the first four
rashdanml
This looks like the original series (it's more than a trilogy). Reboot series was very good.
jeruseq
Am I the only one that things Godfather III wasn't a bad movie just dwarfed by the masterpieces that were I and II?
Trillzionty
I agree. If you take Sofia Copala out and replace her with Winona Ryder, the movie is a perfectly serviceable B or B-.
StarkeRealm
The part where you need to take a course in Italian politics from the 70s to understand the plot doesn't do it any favors.
cowpiefatty
Im pretty sure those lord of the rings would be full if they had a lot less whining frodo.
DamianWinters
They really should make a shortened edition of Lord of the rings with the crap parts taken out.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
And frodo was completely different in the books. They just needed to add drama for the screen. Ruined his character.
Primotimewaster
Yes! I still love those movies, extended versions, but Frodo was a whiny bitch. Sam carried his ass.
LesPaulPilot
Still, return of the king should be higher than the other two.
cowpiefatty
Return of the king is the perfect masterpiece if you press skip every time you see frodos face.
vokzhen
Hey, another one! They may've done the best they could, but they're just boring af. Skip them, and end the movie at the Black Gate charge.
Primotimewaster
Jaws 3 was absolute garbage. 2 was better than 3 by far.
idplmalx
Die Hard 2 & 3 should be swapped
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StamBroker
The first Die Hard is probably about close to my idea of the perfect action-movie. No detail wasted, humour and great pacing and acting.
Fairdinkums
Fucking definitely die hard 3 is so good. So is 2 but 3 is better
Fairdinkums
Fucking definitely die hard 3 is so good. So is 2 but 3 is better
idplmalx
I agree
cooplander
Yeah, Die Hard 2 is just the first movie all over again, except at an airport. Die Hard 3 was actually an original concept.
idplmalx
Totally! Plus, DH3 has Samuel L Jackson.
cooplander
Oh yeah. Samuel L was amazing in that film.
Trillzionty
I mean, it was the plot for a movie called "Simon Says" to which they just added Bruce Willis and the title.
cooplander
4th was based on an unrelated screenplay as well. After 2 they had to do something different.
PhilKenSebban
Terminator 2 should bust through the top of that bar graph and start pushing into Planet of the Apes. Same argument could be said for Aliens
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
Hell yeah, I thought terminator 2 would be my favorite actin movie of all time. It was until fury road came and tied with it.
PhilKenSebban
Agreed on that, love fury road.
nonickname23
Which era of Star Trek are we talking about?
12rt2345g342563
Original movies. This was made well before the new Star Trek or Planet of the Apes movies.
dennydorko
Even more because if there's a "trilogy," its II, III, and IV. The first Trek film is pretty standalone.
TransistorRadio
There's like 10 movies
arok
Yeah what the hell?
Dsharppe
Judging by how high the sequel rates, I would gather that is Wrath of Khan.
justanotherdescendingangel
Wrath should be a full bar. That movie is a freakin masterpiece of scifi.
Cliffy1616
The Lord of the rings should have all the boxes just completely filled blue.
ApolloTheSpaceFox
I found most of them too long, and hence a bit boring. The third was definitely the best.
angelis102
About to say the same thing. Like no completely blue please.
ReverendAurora
The first didn't have Peter Jackson jacking into his own greatness in it. The next two have parts that utterly undermine some characters.
candythesquirrel
Movies were a huge dissapointment after the books for me. Everything is so ... smallscale.
Carefuler
They all suck compared to the books. And The Hobbit sucks most of all.
SunTannedSuperman
All they do is a whole lot of walking around. Gandolf could have requested a bird to drop the ring into the lava. Movie is over in 5 mins.
usernamesarewack
I think two towers was the best but all are near perfect. ROTK was ridiculously long and cheesy during the outro
crushingbore
And then right after the Sam/Frodo suck-fest, right before the credits roll, Sam fucking flat-out bricks in Frodo's mouth.
marsgoose
Atleast they didn't have bunch of teddy bears throw a party at the end, could have been worse.
Foxyrain
Aww I love the ending, it makes me cry. My friends, you bow to no one. I'm crying right now!
PffftNext
You set me off too. Bawled in the cinema when i saw it
ashlington
Tbh tho if you've read the book they made it as short and un cheesy as possible
zFUBARz
But managed to not cover the best ending somehow when they return to the shire.
CleverlyReferencedThing
I love that part but I understand why, you can't have two climaxes in a movie, it's the same reason no Tom bombadil
Xecryo
A lot of these are more than trilogies.
SuperOKNumberTwo
I believe you are mistaken.
Xecryo
Even making exceptions for intended original trilogies like Star Wars Jaws has had multiple movies, Die Hard has had a LOT of movies,>
SuperOKNumberTwo
I'm afraid you seem to have missed the joke.
Xecryo
Xecryo
DrunkenMarineBiologist
If you're referring to Indiana Jones and Star Wars
Xecryo
Actually I counted those as trilogies but Alien, Terminator, Planet of the Apes, Jaws and Die Hard have all had multiple movies.
DrunkenMarineBiologist
Carry on then
YogSoth0th
How the fuck are Alien and Aliens not equal? They're both masterpieces in their respective genres, Suspense and action, respectively.
ApolloTheSpaceFox
The first Alien movie was boring AF. Hated it. Aliens was fucking awesome
YogSoth0th
You're clearly more a fan of action movies than suspense. Nothing wrong with that but that doesn't make Alien any less of a masterpiece
dmitryleonidas
IMO Aliens was directed a bit better. It is one of a few movies that could get me really emotional.Alien 3 was a spit in the face after that
YogSoth0th
Well yeah that's a given about 3, but like I said, Aliens and Alien were completely different types of movies. Alien's a perfect example 1/2
YogSoth0th
Of atmospheric suspense. You don't even really see the fully grown xenomorph til halfway through the movie, it's all about what's not there.
ThatAustralianCunt
Sorry, is that the dark knight trilogy, because two should be alot higher. Also Die Hard 3 is better than 2
12rt2345g342563
No. This graphic is old.
hylloscz
It's not. That pic is older than first dark knight movie
monjoinoctave
True and true. Anyone that says different should reconsider their life choices.
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WilliamNicholson
there is no Batman trilogy, Burton only did two an the other two from the 90s are unrelated
HomeostasisAtWork
a lot
tonysdg
Just saw Die Hard 2. No-name bad-guy sucked compared to Jeremy Iron's "I'm a soldier, not a monster." +1.
Hrafna55
Concur. Die Hard 2 should be lower and 3 higher. Batman 2 (C Nolan) should be way higher. Terminator 1 > than 2 imho.
LanceSnyder
Agreed Die Hard 3 is way better than Die Hard 2
Youts
What star trek trilogy? What star wars trilogy? What Batman trilogy ?
drh1138
THE Star Wars, Star Trek, and Batman trilogies. The originals.
Cousinkyle
Die hard 3 is the best movie. "You don't like me cause I'm white.""I don't LIKE you cause you're gonna get me killed"
kcgingerbeard
I always forget the how do you get exactly 3 gallons of water in a 4 gallon container thing
AntiChrisSmith
Yes, Zeus! As in Father of Apollo? Mount Olympus? Don't-fuck-with-me-or-I'll-shove-a-lightning-bolt-up-your-ass Zeus!
Raja55
Dark knight is one of the best films ever
WilliamNicholson
fanboy
notme222
I assume it's not. Batman, Batman Returns, and Batman Forever would follow those grades pretty well.
zFUBARz
Hey Batman 89 and returns hold up pretty well.
atleastfourcharactersinlength
Batman Forever forever!
WilliamNicholson
Batman Returns>>>>> The Dark Knight
ThorsBeerBelly
What about Batman and Robin? Isn't that part of that series?
notme222
A lot of these series have more than 3 movies. But the premise was just trilogies so they ignored 4+.
spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccee
It was so awful it doesn't even chart. Also it's about threes.
madmardagan
Which Batman movies is that referencing?
henrysnugglemonster
The Nolan trilogy is the real deal. #2 is the best clearly. #3 is also awesome.
ImNoDoctor
I'd assume the original (Tim Burton) trilogy
nonickname23
Burton only did two... That era had four movies.
cooplander
The last two by Joel Schumacher, history's greatest monster!
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
No one remembers Uwe Boll?
nonickname23
Except Lost Boys and Flatliners.
cooplander
Good movies, but nah, they don't make up for nipples on the batsuit and the puns and the fucking bat credit card and just so much more.
Celebrimbor
What are these even measuring? It's just names and numbers with no explanation
wellthisjustgotinteresting
Overall quality is implied, Johannes Sebastian Bach
utgort
How many glasses of water were featured in the movies.
MisterTrashPanda
Agreed
Tornadotaco
I give this comment a score of 65.3
CapitalNick
I rate it more along the lines of 52.2 M&Ms.
chibimermaid6
I give this comment 5/7
baduser4u
The third back to the future should be higher
YourNewNicknameIsJelloShot
ZZ Top!
Desaku
All of them should be higher, they were all brilliant
Cdeatut
They were all the same movie.
Rivalyn
Even though I came to appreciate it much more later on, I can't disagree that BttF2 comes off as the weakest of the 3.
lDanielHolm
Exactly this.
wellthisjustgotinteresting
I grew up on BttF one and three and loved them so much. Two was okay.
Mxlespxles
*lower
AvengeTheCompanionCube
Thank you!! The first two should be maxed out and the third one should be at like half.
usersubbordercontrol
Your points? Sure pal,
Mxlespxles
Lol
jwillr86
I agree
Mxlespxles
You and few others, it seems
BestUsernameICouldThinkOf
Last Crusade > Temple of Doom
mugman1
I always thought Temple of Doom was the first movie
mumumumumysharona
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Steel beams > Jet Fuel
LesserSam
By a lot...
QuiGonChuck
Seriously. ToD sucked :/
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Infinitely
idplmalx
This
shakeedKeebler
wat?
LoganCreed42
ToD is technically the first movie. It's set first anyway
LvAllen
And both > Shia Lebeof's abortion.
dugforcett
By a lot
advancedeasymoneysleeping
Several lots. I actually like it more than Raiders
fudgeman
Its the perfect way to bring a hero down to ground height. Make him adventure with his dad
WeenusMaGee
amen to that
freeandydufresne
100 million percent!
profanelogic
Every even numbered Indiana Jones movie is somehow always subpar to the odd ones. Which is why I want a 5th one.
RackhamTheRed
Indiana Jones 5: the lost archives of the retirement home
thewalkendude
That would be all well and good, except they never made a 4th one. Anyone who tells you otherwise is lying. Lying I tell you.
7thor8thcaw
That's what I was thinking. Indiana Jones 1,2,3 then 5? That's confusing.
WhoDidYouExpect
Last Crusade is the best in my opinion
lupusfulgaris
By far the best:
76Tromboners
Yep. Especially the father-son dynamic had comedy but also emotion at its core.
YeahFairiesWearBootsNala2011
No love for the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?
Aerolfoz
There are no more Indiana movies, same as there being only the one Matrix, though...
whatbuttondoipush
Animatrix was pretty good.
Somilasomi
No.
Mitchz95
There are dozens of us!
7thor8thcaw
I'm betting none of which are Harrison Ford himself.
matthiasfactor
Only contemptuous hate and seething bile waiting to be puked onto my ticket stub.
snakeplissken113812
No ticket.
ImNoDoctor
Agreed.
dumasforever
BY FAR
TheLastBottleOfScotch
This and also Alien > Aliens.
Vyrro
I disagree, respectfully. But either way, alien 3 was bleh...i'm not even going to mention resurrection...okay, i kinda liked resurrection
7thor8thcaw
Most people i think lean the other way on that one man.
PizzaStation
Glad it's not just me
TanstaaflTovarisch
Overall Aliens was a better movie, Alien was way scarier because it was so claustrophobic and tense, but as a movie not quite as good.
PizzaStation
I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
Nicalanius
Meh
Shelest
They are just 2 completely different things that cannot be compared in their own merit. But I actually appreciate it in this case, 1/2
Shelest
because sending military seems like a genuine and logical development of 1st movie events, while survival horror would be, while true 2/3
Shelest
to the source, still just more of the same. So it's more about overall plot of the series, than maintaining the formula 3/3
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
I put alien-aliens on the same scale as godfather part i-part ii. Both are better than the other, can't pick a favorite
pandro
"Both are better than the other." I am stealing this, it's awesome! :-)
WhiteKnight124
No aliens is better by a smudge... though I did see aliens first
Quarantinous
Mad Max > Thunderdome
whatbuttondoipush
Are they going by release date or date the movie was set in. Temple happened before Raiders, but Raiders was shot first
WantDownvotes
Crystal skull is the best one grest cgi and acting
pugofstardock
Please die without ever having offspring.
FlameJuggler
what is sarcasm
RackhamTheRed
overrated
FlameJuggler
yeah true
Magster2004
I sure am glad Last Crusade was the last Indiana Jones movie.
kaldaze
But...
7thor8thcaw
It was the last!!!
lostinukraine
But what about
peanutbutterandham
Shhhh
FlameJuggler
Last Crusade > Temple of Doom > Raiders of the Lost Ark
OmicronPerseiEight
Had all 3 on VHS as a kid, hated having to watch Temple of Doom. I still sometimes never watch that shit film.
DaedelusMuse
Crystal Skull > Temple of Doom
76Tromboners
Pretty sure Speilberg has said the only great thing that came from Temple of Doom was the fact he met his wife during production.
pandro
A less-great but epochal thing: the PG-13 rating, because ppl were upset by a PG movie that showed a heart ripped from someone's chest.
grrperp
i liked temple of doom...
Remmikins
We are not saying Temple of Doom was a bad movie. It was still a great addition to the trilogy. However LC was simply in our opinion. Better
Tikityler
"only great thing"
NoIdidntsayAbeLincolnIsaidHeyBlinkin
I was saying"boo, urns!"
LosPer
And...KALI MA!!!!!!
LosPer
Schnerpenherp
Kali Ma chooc dee Dey!
LosPer
Perfect!
LosPer
LaTransDragon
HUMNUM SHEBI HUMNUM SHEBI HUMNUM SHEBI HUMNUM SHEBI
76Tromboners
Why not more love for Jurassic Park?
Flyndaran
I've never rewatched it. It's pure FX and as those don't age well, there's nothing left to continue to appeal to me.
Fairdinkums
Jurassic park should be maxed out and then some
usersubbordercontrol
All three were amazing!!! (Might have been affected by everyone else driving me as a kid, with them smoking the devil lettuce..) but it good
thomasthetankimgurine
1: Maxed 2: Half 3: Quarter
missojennie
Painkiller1020
ThisAnalrapistneedsANuStart
Downvoted the post for this reason
blastedsteak
The second one was amazing. T. rex in the city? Uh yes please.
Carefuler
No, the second one sucked. Riding a motorcycle between a dinosaur's legs? Really? And we'd be able to control a T Rex pretty easily.
rabidCOVIDphysician
1 ~ 90%. 2~70%. 3~30%
whatupmyknitters
jurassic park 2 fucking rules. 3 shouldn't exist and should just be replaced with 4.
Itchy73
4 sucked.
Crockpotseal
Yeah i think the first 2 should be pretty full. Third ehhh like a third because it wasn't terrible.
vauhtihirmu
I dunno. 2 is fun if you just want to see dinos wreck things up but I feel like it's not all that good in other aspects.
76Tromboners
+1 JP and LW were fantastic for me as a kid in the theater. JP3 sucked bigly.
DamianWinters
3 was my favourite as a kid, had all the action packed dinosaur stuff that I wanted.
SuckItBlue
I fuckin' loved three
DamianWinters
Three made Spinosaurus become my favourite dinosaur, idk why everyone got there panties in such a twist when it beat the T-rex.
DamianWinters
Third was better than the second easily.
regnant
Second this!
whatupmyknitters
on what planet?!
DamianWinters
On the entertaining dinosaur movies planet. 2 was actually just annoying at alot of points. 3 was a fun dinosaur action movie.
whatupmyknitters
except for the part where tea leoni and william h macy are the biggest most annoying idiots in that hemisphere haha
kargul
All three of them were better than the Chris Pratt one. Not that it's Pratt's fault.
DamianWinters
I really liked Jurassic world, better than 2. Its similar to 3 in that its just an entertaining dinosaur action movie. I went in wanting 1/2
DamianWinters
to see cool dinosaur action and that's exactly what I got. I actually thought they were going to mess it up with weird mutant Dinos, but no.
kargul
My favorite parts of the JP movies have been when our heroes are stuck out in the jungle on foot and have to walk back without getting (1)
Brohamma
The girl did an Olympic uneven bar routine and WWE kicked a raptor... that was shite and you know it ????
imbetterthanu5791
The first should be maxed purely because it has better cgi than most others on this list and it pioneered cgi.
idieeverytime
That's what I was gonna say. No superman movie is better than JP1. Michael Creighton is a genius.
ScootiePuffJrSucks
Chrinchton*
Buckbeak1486
Crichton*
WhiteWolfSix
Yeah by this metric Blade > JP
sangdrako
Why the down vote? You're correct the graphic has a higher bar for blade than JP
normalizetherapy
Came here to say the same thing