DrForester
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Aug 12, 2022 3:43 AM
DrForester
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Munchman347
when you get tired of discovering the seat is up too late...
4vie
Hope she got a heavy goods license for that dumptruck of a rear end! Built to last!
beardedheathen
Who will lead the ass ault on Minath Tirith?
MrHappySmiles
Baby got defensive defilade!
ricekickJR
BellsTheorem
At the end of the ceremony the Brides maidens and Groomsmen dress as orcs and throw rocks at her.
slinkiisu
@Ngugi behold!
LegendaryGarf
fendeele
m’Lady
CaptainThePirate
Once more into the breach.
Mayfly10
Is this what they mean when they say "She's got vast....tracts of land"?
schmau
paintingagency
jukste
Thicc walls.
slothlikemammal
So is that the front door or the back door?
staceyjorgenson31415
Dump Truck :)
certainlynotaserialkiller
The keep of Glutius Maximus
Mou5e
The beacons are lit af my dude.
SlidinDownTheLannisters
But does it have pockets?
JohnPtempkinReborn
Pocketssess you say?
MagicBaconBits
Under the dress is Helm's Deep
ODSTsRule
For a second I thought that was the stain Lauren Boebert behind her.
SaturnineCult
I thought, "what? she knows what a book is?"
OptimisticMisanthrope
I'm pretty sure that's Rachel Litfin.
docwilco
Why would you bring down the mood by mentioning that dumpster fire? Instead of taking about dat dumptruck? Or the wonderful creativity
frischcode
Mattd4ddy
PigsCanJump
GROND GROND GROND!
SledgeGTR
No matter what comes through that gate, you will stand your ground!
angrytaco
BothnianBayViking
Minas Tirith(tower of the guard) or earlier Minas Anor(tower of the sun) is the western counterpart to Minas Ithil(known as Minas Morgul 1/2
BothnianBayViking
During the war of the ring) Gondor and Arnor where both different countries with Numenorian ancestry. Later when Aragorn became king 2/3
BothnianBayViking
The fallen Arnor and Gondor where reunited into one kingdom.
CorneliusTunt
itsthevoiceman
Please give it back.
dansonso1
And my ass!
JohnPtempkinReborn
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
Grond! Grond! Grond! Grond! Grond!
RideTheStimutacs
Ron! Ron! Ron! Josh!
TheAnswerIsPie
Now that's some intense role-play!
Mooseman1991
AnneMakesMistakes
GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!
GhostoftheNorth
But why tho?
Baardseth815
When you got the ass for it, the question becomes why not?
sirsmeghead
Min-ass Tirith of course!
AntTrapHouse
Some people are fun.
bobbycottle
Wedding dress. She's telling her new hubby that front entry is fine, but rear entry will meet significant resistance.
EverNotRelevant
JustAFlamingoInDisguise
Creativity. If you're gonna wear a dress with a bustle, make it stand out for the right reasons! :)
DrForester
For the glory of Gondor.
LasciviousHedgehog
For Frodo
theshinobi23
Smileyphase
I came back from several posts to upvote.
somf
TheSpaceTaker
Nothing can breach its walls
CommodusLeitdorf
GROND! GROND! GROND!
Landstander101
She's a brick house
epithymetic
Or is she cake?
RoscoePSoultrain
I'd take my chances either way.
JohnPtempkinReborn
*She's a brick ..... [wait for it] ... HOUSE!
willpostanything
so nostalgic..
Grimmrog
*something lewd about a "battering ram" here *
SexualHPanda
Grond?
blurp9000
GROND
Iaimtomisbehave
"Mighty, Mighty, just letting it all hang out!"
JustAnotherCynicToo
SHE'S A BRICK...
Madcaplaughs84
HOUSE!