Man! 16 large dogs. How do they decide who gets one of the 5 available brain cells? Because the Huskies didn't bring their own (they don't have any). And the rest of them... Well. I'm going with 5 brain cells between the lot of them.
I have 13 cats and take responsibility for the care of a feral cat colony in my village (who sometimes avail themselves of my cat door). 16 dogs seems like WAY more than 13-25 cats. Especially those big ass dogs. Cats are all about personal space or small piles. And no drool.
Trying to wrap my head around having 16 dogs. Are you a rich man or do you get significant discount at the vet? Do you buy dog food in bulk? What's the story here?
Sales rep: sure thing, we can setup a weekly delivery order, what's the name of the store? Owner: no, no store, just me Sales rep: ok, sure, what's the name of your company Owner: no no no, no company, just me at my home Sales rep: ....
cyounghmfce
Must be a riot when there is a commercial with a ringing doorbell involved.
junebellefleur
Yes
LaffertyDanie1
Suddenly sirens
inthepines
love the shot of the dogs running through the hall
markm0101
Where’s the Scooby snacks
Dimind
So much food. So much poop.
georgedragonslayer
Man! 16 large dogs. How do they decide who gets one of the 5 available brain cells? Because the Huskies didn't bring their own (they don't have any). And the rest of them... Well. I'm going with 5 brain cells between the lot of them.
AZRAELSBLADE
PUPPIES!
grool
It's hard seeing other people live your dream.
freakdiablo
I want this life...
ROKintheROK
I have 13 cats and take responsibility for the care of a feral cat colony in my village (who sometimes avail themselves of my cat door). 16 dogs seems like WAY more than 13-25 cats. Especially those big ass dogs. Cats are all about personal space or small piles. And no drool.
inchwormwrath
Must be really cold to be a 16 dog night.
Colopty
Lots of training went into them all lying down neatly like that instead of it being an utter pandemonium in there.
seventailfox78
Almost none of those dogs is watching the movie. Ungrateful hounds
DimYSmuggio
All that dog breath.
TheZommie
dogs are fine and all, but I see you have the more important thing...dogs in pajamas.
dislurkerdude
I was gunna be all why have 16 dogs then I remembered my aunt and uncle have 43 cats
Mec26
That is… possibly too many cats.
dislurkerdude
They have a stable and a shed
boobsalot
You are responsible for so many scritches .
Orionsdick
justplainvanilla
Adrock0
Ahh I see what you did there
Neurisko
Stop trying to make fetch happen!!
tcpolecat7
But they're staring at you, not watching the movie!
LauchMan
All asking: "When is food?"
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
How/why/when 16??
LauchMan
Also: Is the plural of Dobermann -> Dobermen or Dobermänner?
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Dobermi
friendsofsandwiches
RUH OH!
laner7112000
IneverWantedToBeBorn
will Graham is that you
ChewyTheWookie
The title of @op's mom's porn tape
jostnick
I won't tell anyone if I win the lottery. But there will be hints.
ImgursLibertarian
The thumbnail looks like 16' dogs, and I was intrigued.
ravenous52
That is a lot of poop to clean up, I would do it, but it is still a lot
TheNLK
hopefully they live in the woods or something.. when you live in the woods the dogs will just go poop far from the house
sirdouglasbuttersworth
With a pack of 16 it's still going to make a noticeable mess
TheNLK
Ehh. I mean more that the dog will go off and shit in the woods usually where you ain't gonna run into it.
TayOi
Hi, serious question: where can I find a dog (or 16 of them) that shits money?
triggertx
Years ago, one of my dogs ate my wallet. She was shitting money but I don't think you'd want it after she did.
vegivamp
Dollar bills, nah. 1000€ notes, I might be willing to get my hands dirty...
Soberyn
The closest thing would be to open a doggy day care. I get paid to hang out with animals all day as an in home pet sitter.
userfriendly19777
Trying to wrap my head around having 16 dogs. Are you a rich man or do you get significant discount at the vet? Do you buy dog food in bulk? What's the story here?
thedill2000
Who doesn't buy dog food in bulk? It's a giant bag
Badprenup
"Bulk" for dog food is like a monthly semi-delivery
vman2000
I know a vet who seems to come home with a new abandoned or abused dog a couple times a year.
VaxxedCanadian
Or just a reposter since it's been posted many times before.
nothingunused
Maybe they aren't all owned by this one person - maybe this is a dog slumber party.
CitizenPrime
No
MonkeyGlue
16 dogs is probably still cheaper to keep than 2 children
hetjr
Just cleaning all that POOP must be a full time job for somebody
Californiajackson
*snow melts under the backyard dog poop in the spring* THUD!!!
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
With how much those dogs eat they probably got a contract with a brand directly lol
camn333
Sales rep: sure thing, we can setup a weekly delivery order, what's the name of the store?
Owner: no, no store, just me
Sales rep: ok, sure, what's the name of your company
Owner: no no no, no company, just me at my home
Sales rep: ....