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3d Metal Printing!
Real time translating!
In your pocket too!
Air Hockey?
Now with 50% more robots!
Levitating Sand!
(powered by sound)
Smart bathroom doors
It blanks out the glass when you lock it!
Absurd smart steadycam
Just look at it!
Robotic servants
It writes the time! How quaint!
Creeper drones
It follows you around, but it captures every second of your routine badassery. That's a win in my book.
Smart trash can
Slam-dunk every time!
Smart Ruler
It measures your geometry work while you do it!
FP edit: WOO! First time! Send me robots, dark humor, and your favorite MTG cards.
BourbonandLust
I used Words Lens all the time on deployment. Very helpful! +1
IJustWantToGiveUpvotes
I'm not comfortable with how it draws that 6.
misterjohnson87
"The future" - Posts a gif of translation technology which is years old
OrukamiAya
I feel very sad about what technology is allowing the very wealthy to do to the world. Come at me downvotes. •́ ︵ ,•̀
QwertyMcGiblets
That robotic clock needs some work. Keeps drawing the same time over and over.
ScottRRosa
At least it will be right twice a day
MAYORofTITTYciti
Um no it won't it is running military time. 00:00 to 24:00
DeguRatface
I'm sorry sir/madam, it appears to be a 24 hour clock.
Scruff3y
The future is now. Literally. Because some of those are old as shit.
OccamsShavingCream
The future is now and you're not excited?
pleasedontcallmeDAN
Either the quality of these are shit or in the future I need glasses
Duskala
The Drone and the Smart Ruler impress me the most, for some reason.
Allhailmidgetgoat
This, this will definitely end racism.
sirclesam
Thought #2 was going to be much different before I scrolled down.
Gernade37
We need sauce!
userDisplayName
this is not flying sand powered by sound, but Styrofoam ...
Jqball
Um... are we not going to talk about the dude wearing a pip boy in the stalker drone gif? Cause that's all I saw.
WisdomPlaytime
Nope. Apparently we're not going to talk about it. What's a pip boy?
saucefordipping29
I wish i had the last one when i had to take geometry twice.
tomyironmane
I took Algebra 6 times and Geometry 2 times. I got paid to retake them and help other students pass.
saucefordipping29
I just prayed to a higher power to get me through
tomyironmane
Hail Quadratic Formula, full of grace; Our answers are with thee. Blessed art thou among formulas, blessed is the fruit of thy application.
akaBruce
Reapers will come to harvest us real soon guys.
PeeterGrant
Nothing worse than being in the office taking a messy dump when the power goes out and the magic frosted door turns off.
tomyironmane
I think, IIRC, they require power to be clear. If the power goes out, they go frosted.
PeeterGrant
Whew!
tomyironmane
shoot, they're a form of liquid crystal display. If you were so inclined you could probably make one to display interesting patterns too.
DavidBrooker
You could 3D Print in metal in like, the 1980s.
tobyashi
With an an aquarium beside it...
nebworb
This can't be the future. Everything is chrome in the future.
surgle
niclonomicon
I have the magic frosted doors at my job. They are awesome.
JigglyFuckingPuff
Now how are people supposed to hide in stalls to eavesdrop, hook up, and all those things without others knowing
MrJonelo
Imagine a horror movie with them. Oh gosh the jumpscares
bronsonlug
they need turd vapor cancelling technology
Tasha07
Google Poo Pourri.
WisdomPlaytime
The future is now. We are ever so grateful.
robotsalad
I don't think I would trust it with my pooping privacy
wandergeist
I remember when (~2001) they put them in the change rooms at the Prada store in Soho. Broke. All. The. Time.
Stevemandudeguy
That is NOT a Stedicam.
Boopdoot
I fucking hate gimbals. Most unreliable pieces of shit. Waste so much time on set. No substitute for real Steadicam.
Stevemandudeguy
I'm an AC, Ronins/Movis only work like half of the time. Real Stedicam ops HATE those gimbals.
Djkreeze
It's also not the future, came out last year
Stevemandudeguy
Actually those gimbals have been out for years at this point, so it's even less up-to-date than that.
Djkreeze
No I mean specifically the Movi M5
Stevemandudeguy
Gotcha, haha.
cAPSLOCKITANDDROPIT
It's 100% more robots, not 50%...
CanduReactor
∞% more?
DicksTakeDickpicsWithSelfieSticks
I think increasing from 0 cannot be expressed with a percentage.
cAPSLOCKITANDDROPIT
Damn it guys I thought I was being smart
DicksTakeDickpicsWithSelfieSticks
*smart ass xD Sometimes the shot just misses. It happens.
NastyHabit
both 100% and 50% of zero robots is zero robots. Perhaps you should say 1 more robot.
cAPSLOCKITANDDROPIT
Good point! Or perhaps 50% less humans?
SuckMyBattleship
You deserve more upvotes because logic.
JoelGeek
Word Lens was purchased a few years ago by Google and is a now a standard feature of the Google search app.
DumpsterSauce
damn... should have read the comments before I went thru the trouble of being unable to find word lens and going thru the wiki etc...
JoelGeek
Sorry -- should have said the Google Translate app.
pobody
This app is awesome when you are illiterate in a foreign language and trying to figure out what a menu says.
SteveDonaher
http://imgur.com/tYjlDZp
WisdomPlaytime
I feel this needs to be top comment.
tcheph
1) robot playing air hockey is one step TOO FAR. 2) if it's not a rolling ruler, it's not worth it.
MadScientistInTraining
I'll gladly face a robot in air hockey
Allboobandmoreboob
You can play a robot at air hockey in the Carnegie Science museum in Pittsburgh. Source: I was there last week
tcheph
THEN YOU SHALL DIE.
tcheph
eventually, or whatever.
MadScientistInTraining
But i am super pro at air hockey
chevysandcorgis
This is not the future... I see no dipping dots
tremonti
It's Dippin' Dots you Philistines! Who'd want to live in a future without our quaint, abbreviated colloquialisms?!
pleonidas
What day will dipping dots become the ice cream of today? That is the question.
Thedevilwearsbananahammocks
Whenever it becomes cheaper
Davidnfilms
Love me some chocolate dippin dots I tell you what. Whenever I see it anywhere. no matter the cost. I'm getting some of them!
equatebrand
Note to self: open absurdly overpriced dippin dots stand next to @Davidnfilms place. Retire next month.
crann
Dipping Dots are LITERALLY the icecream of the future! Let me tell you why. Dr. Fukushima developed a time travel device in 2083 by 1/n
crann
compete accident while looking for a better way recycle those oh too cute stylized bobble heads that went out of fashion in 2017 2/n
crann
those things were/will be EVERY WHERE, looking to just teleport them into the nothingness that does(n't) exist between spacial realities 3/n
crann
he stumbled upon a way to transport matter through time. Word got out of his discovery and the yakuza wanted to use for all manner of 4/n
crann
not family friendly activities. Dr. Fukushima while running for his life hid in a Dipping Dots delivery truck & accidentally activated 5/n
MarcusGideon
Where are the 3 seashells?
IdiotMcNoobtard
The instant translation gizmo, while cool, is still limited by the inability of computers to understand context.
Goatlord
As a translator, machine translation does not worry us one bit
scmrph
If you pause it while shes putting down the first board the translation changes to 'ale pink'
crisscrossapplesauce
Download google translate from the play store and enjoy watching it struggle to understand that there's even text in front of it.
icookfoodandfightfire
works for me on everything except handwritten things, but then again if someones writing for you, they could also just use the voice to text
ReXalted
Who's videotaping the videotaper?
ToolAddict
The videotaperer
DarkUranium
The metavideotaper
DicksTakeDickpicsWithSelfieSticks
To Chinese and back: "Instant translation gizmo, the coil is still a computer can not understand the limitations context."
argetbrisingr
Put through Bad Translator, 43 times, "If you think that's the first thing that must be understood in the context of all the above, (1/2)
argetbrisingr
because the computer is limited,so I can't do it." (2/2)
IdiotMcNoobtard
A brilliant demonstration
FazeRitz
Not really... the and back causes soooo many problems. It is limited but not near as bad.
IdiotMcNoobtard
Direct translation also causes problems the moment you leave the "my name is Joe" level, especially if any ambiguity exists.
CaptainLateToTheGame
There's a video where they translate "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" through Google translate. It's hilarious
tarou42
Link for lazy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMkJuDVJdTw
DaMinah1337
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thatguyintheplacewiththething
So a Mig welder is now 3-d printer? what a world we live in. I'll just put on my self lacing shoes and go eat my dinner in pill form
FartMyselfAwake
SOMEONE SAID IT
ProbablynotaBear
Two robots paying air hockey, I'd watch that so hard
LikeEhGlove
Wouldn't it just be them going back and forth not scoring points, or are they programmed to make mistakes at random?
undeadhobo
I'm assuming that they would ramp up the speed until the puck was going to fast for one to catch it.
shinyRK9
Bitch please http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/bqblc7xl4uk5tcas7pe6.gif
ROBOTvsMAN
Boring.
KelluvaKobra
Downvoted. saw username, upvoted
madetheaccountjustforyou
I don't get what's so arousing about it, but to each their own.
crimpgur
How is this down-voted?
madetheaccountjustforyou
I think it "wooshed" too many people.
yourmomloveme
Nah chill thats forever alone lvl 99999
Allboobandmoreboob
You can play a robot at air hockey in the Carnegie Science museum in Pittsburgh. Source: I was there last week
Babybluewave
Would you pay?
Azhrael
why do you want robots to pay for air hockey?
MostlyJeffGoldblum
Cuz those freeloaders are long overdue.
Grapedactyl
Think of how much money I could make for renting out my air hockey table!
snoops
You'd love robot porn then
lnboxMeYourPUGS
It's like 2 Asians playing ping pong.
akshunJackson
Gdi this made my day
usersubbordercontrol
You mean two Asians playing air hockey. And I think they're the same.
chevysandcorgis
Air hockry