MikeDeGrasseTyson
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Sep 17, 2016 4:37 PM
MikeDeGrasseTyson
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ProbablyNotABotButHowCanIBeSure
where is the pasta?? and steaks??? and bacon?????
tarrbot
I see no high fiber guidelines. Pretty lame list, IMO.
StLeibowitz1
I haven't heard of these other meals.
fiametta23
I eat whatever the fuck I wanna eat. Whenever the fuck I wanna eat it. So there.
kaegro
I like eggs
ImaginationJuice
I don't know about Cheese having good fats
CharlieWeaver
No.
1000flamingdix
Okay but what if you're trying to pack on the pounds?
ttspenstar
Eat everything in the list for breakfast, at breakfast and then the lunch list for lunch etc..
DefunkMyJunk
Watch out with sudden weight loss. Rebound weight gain is very hard. It's safer to lose weight slowly
TheDelrubioTriplets
Don’t tell people what to do.
TrapsAreIllegal
Or start IF, learn to deal with hunger and come out stronger.
digdoug78
The most complete food ever: Tacobellcruncytaco!
jellymygrapes
Got beef?
SanKa13
Person who made this list knows jack shit about diets
mijeel76
Where's the pizza?
quietlysinister
Be healthy by boiling everything good for you out of your vegetables!
thestorkasaurus
Almond farming is terrible for water conservation. Also I hate them because they're so dry. Ironically.
WizardCatSaysWoosh
I started my day with a Nutella doughnut. I finished my night last night with a vanilla doughnut. I'm going for a doughnut-filled 24hrs.
jarjarbinkswasthebestcharacterinstarwars
Can we just replace everything with bacon and steaks?
MrWebente
I did not know that it's called muesli or müsli in English. I always thought that was only German.
madguy50
The banana helps on the scale.
redjarredjar
Don't tell me how to live my life.
APackOfExcitedGingers
Watermelon is not breakfast
DasBrit
I would love to eat almond butter if I could fucking afford it.
upthehillandtotheright
Im currently pledging and food is slowly being replaced with alcohol
SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn
Food you eat today is energy for tomorrow
Generalfertileloins
But why no steak?
eiebe
Had the same thought
bkkhk
Steak and eggs and eggs and steak! That's what you should eat for breakfast! Delicious!
TagaryenFangirl
Steak and eggs and eggs and steak! Just making sure you heard. I got it.
WingnutGodofBolts
Why no bacon?
mekon1
No cocopops who made this chart killjoy police
aveyinc
Looks like a gout diet. No steak there.
Dahliaisahedgehog
Red meat has a lot more calories than chicken or fish.
YourMemeSucksHarderThanaDyson
I got a diet for you. It's all steak.
mycatodinisbetterthanyourcatodin
Yeah, tube steak!! As in your penis!
Generalfertileloins
Did we just become best friends?
TemetNosce000
The Paleo diet? I'm down
corditedelite
Pretty much what I'm doing now. Losing about 4lbs/week, gaining strength.
ZnarfLeciram
Where's the fucking avocado??
sheef27
No shit. They got cheese and chocolate but no avocado. Fuckin pleebs
colieco
I was just about to comment to ask this
TimeFoDat
Three heaping cups (100 g) of spinach has less than 25 calories so I dunno why the fuck you think that's good for "energy" but it's not.
TimeFoDat
And Jesus Christ, you put cheese in the "Good Fats" category? You know how much saturated fat is in cheddar? Fuck me with a rake.
TimeFoDat
I'm convinced this is actually part of some game. There's at least one utter bullshit item in every single list ...
TimeFoDat
And while we're on the subject, broccoli is a FUCKING TERRIBLE source of protein. It has very little & you don't even absorb most of it.
TimeFoDat
Gram for gram, boneless chicken breast has 7.4 times as much protein as broccoli. Shit even peanut butter has 6 times as much.
AMereCitizen
You can replace all of those with soylent.
KateUptonsNipples
If you want the trumpeting farts of a thousand Disney's Robin Hood elephants
Eryche
What if I'm not a cannibal?