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Dec 15, 2015 4:52 AM
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YouCantHandleMyStrongestPotions
He's gonna have to throw a lot of salt over his shoulder to reverse all that bad luck
retrohellix
So many possible art mediums and you choose to be salty.
saltybirds
Same
spa4764
No dickbutt. No Michael Cera. This is bullshit, no one wants to see this
BourbonBuck
His posing for the photos is so cringe worthy though...
ColonelKeithWhorefin
I was really expecting Cera. Even scrolled back up before getting close to the bottom.
chinabluebyou
I really do not like all of his fake poses .
dreaalldai
I'm wondering what the gloves are for myself. I'm not eating that ever
TheNotoriousSlug
Im saltly
AchilleonV
Why the hell is he in every picture?
susannahdeanofnewyork
And he poses like a total douche too!
ImmaWantsome
My exact thoughts as I scrolled. These comments need to be at the top.
LeadingExampleofaDisappointment
I WILL PAY SOMEONE TO MAKE SALTY PORTRAITS OF ALL MY FRIENDS.
MARPATdroid
Seems like a real salt of the earth artist. I like how he doesn't' do anything too polarizing. Ions... Ok I'm done.
eljefe515
I wanted Scarface out of coke.
Findlayh
I feel like this guy makes money creating designs and high end drug parties with coke. He hates it it cheapens his art.
ninjadust
I don't always draw pictures with salt.. but when I do I use mortons
TheBlackShakes
Stay dehydrated, my friends.
overboard
he assaulted the fuck outta that table.
Puncakes
*AsSalted
Cavy
This guy could leave one hell of an impression on the waitress at a restaurant.
G4M5T3R
"WTfuuu... Oh hey, that's me!" ... "But I still have to clean it."
MichaeIJCaboose
*blows really hard*
Nize426
Unless the table is white.
thatauzzieguy
Then he uses pepper.
bellatrix96
Pepper
BrentoBox
Ruined by a sneeze
Whatswrongwiththispicture
That's seriously cool
YoursTrulee
Why's he gotta be in all the damn pictures?!
SirDistic
You ever wonder how people discover they have this talent?
discollama
This guy, probably by doing a shit load of cocaine
Rennick
I miss art attack
haddermeatmah
This is an art attack, THIS is an art attack. This. Is. Art attack.
Hurrrrdurrrrr
Nice poses. Not enough buttcrack.
NapoleonDynOmite
That's exactly what I was thinking.
MontanasFinest
Someone needs to do a thing
Formoir
Salt?...sure...
IanBower
It's kind of funny how he put the container next to it so that no one would suspect cocaine.
Knn715
Is there a way to preserve these?
FatBoobsDontCount
maybe with salt?
OtisNice
Take a picture? Only thing I could think of.
FatBoobsDontCount
but make sure you're posing in the background of said picture
tomyironmane
I'm thinking "create them on a black painted canvas, and then mist it with some sort of polyurethane." get a good solid coat to soak in.
tomyironmane
... do not spray directly at the art, obviously.
Lhwolff15
I like how he has a salt container in every picture just so people don't think it's cocaine.
ShadowStorm197498
*gets fan*
LatrellFg10
Not convinced this isn't cocaine. But nice work. +1
Phagebiologyruski
It's the subtle hand poses that gives it away. The prodigal artist son on a Colombian drug lord... Probably.
WheresTheCoochieJon
A sniffs all of it when he's done
goddamngenius
I snorted.
TheBeerGirl
I see what you did there
cossettetape
I made this joke when I shared it on my book of face. Then I felt a little racist...but I was on facebook so it was coo.
Kilo11
He lost me at beiber
OtisNice
I can't stand Bieber either, but the skill level is still there so I left it in.
JosephAureus
#3 i think that's Ellen
TheBurritoConfederacy
*Dory
ThatBasterd
What a useless yet highly developed skill!
t113
it's good for you! http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0101035
WaltWITTman
Cocaine art could definitely pay the bills
graehall
I imagine the fundamentals are entirely transferable to a regular canvas and using paints.
DemographicUnknown
You could also replace the salt with the colored sand used at carnivals and press it under glass for tabletops.
graehall
PUT 'EM ON THE GLASS!
SixSixSix
I wonder if he can draw me having just an ounce of talent in anything...
MobileUserGundam
Half of the pictures, his face is "why is it that this is my talent?"
Jimmmydickgun
Now do Salt n' peppa with salt and pepper
ninjagaidensigma
shawnmg23
That's more than what I can show for :/
westendgrills
It's art not skill. Art isn't useful or useless
ChestyPullersGhost
40% of waiters and waitresses would agree and disagree.
DemographicUnknown
“The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow.” ~Kurt Vonnegut
tdTomato
These are really amazing! Are there any videos?
OtisNice
Check the Instagram link or search by his name.
TheWholiganOfGallifrey
I69I
Geralt of Riva taught me thats a common misconception
tomyironmane
not if you spill it. Then it summons demons.
jalenp69
I've never been a fan of his but his new album is actually pretty good. I've listened to it maybe once or twice.
jalenp69
And by once or twice I mean maybe a couple of hundred times.