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Nov 7, 2013 4:46 PM
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Luvvie
pizzacodes just showed me deals that are already on domino's website.
Terannosaurusrex
Does this mean I can finally rewatch Doug???! Can't wait to hear that banging on the trash cans song.
ILoveCreamPies
supercook.com does the same thing as myfridgefood.com
bananaoil
PLT for wolfram-alfa, if you don't use it carefully you will not learn the material. If you don't want to learn, don't go to college.
glassweaver
My major requires Calc. My job does not. Use Wolfram. Get a B or a C. Get on with life and the things that actually matter to your field.
TheMostHumbleManInTheWorld
I entered my fridge contents on myfridgefood.com and it gave me a link to Pizza Hut's website.
ketchuphed
Perfect opportunity for pizzacodes.com!
cowabunga410
I favorited this as soon as I saw the pizza one.
peanutbutterandjellyfish
Me too. And then I ordered a discounted pizza. Best day ever.
i81u812
Meatspin.cc saves you money on discount meat sellers locally.
Bromancipation
My mom shops there.
getthismanabeer
Oh, man! These discounts are awesome! They spin me right 'round, alright!
cjmithrandir
GODAMIT YOU GOT ME YA BASTARD
i81u812
Lemonparty.org tells you who is the best in your area for party planning so you dont have a lemonparty
TTurambarsGurthang
I think the party they show was a lemon...
seksymole
*cringe*
SexyHobbitses
hai2u.com is also a very good website for learning greetings in different languages.
thecheech
im scared to go to any of the other sites, because lemonparty scarred me for life when the internet was born.
WhiteVandal
meatspin.com teaches you how to preserve your meat longer without getting freezerburn by... spinning the meat... in a centrifuge...
MrPoopenSchitt
mylazysundays.com is a great source for activities to kill time on a lazy Sunday.
ShaunB
Let's not forget about bluewaffle.com. It teaches you to colour waffles with fruits and colourings from the house. Great for the kids.
adhominem
I like your style! :)
belgianbeer
how could you do something cruel like this !! nooo
ilikeBigButtsbuticanstillLie
Just to those of you wondering, I looked at this and did NOT see what I was expecting...
ilikeBigButtsbuticanstillLie
It really is for party planning! Give it a try, trust me, it's not bad at all
SeasickBunyon
Hey thanks I'll check it out!
Goku2012
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ThatsTheWaySheGoes
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Goku2012
metoo.bff
Choward
lol.lol
p0470
The problem with myfridgefood is you have to pick eggs and it gives you quiche as an option. But I don't have eggs I have egg.
petranamib
Make a quiche of unusual size.
vanella
I agree, also I have 1 egg and 500 condiments in my fridge and it comes up with the same option...or souffle ...WTF!
Sig552pro
#
stonerprobs
britishtea
ahhh yes i have egg this is just perfect, i have egg just actual lol
thefakefatsunny
Her?
Mavrickx888
+1 for "I have egg"
MycurlyhairsaysIcantgoouttoday
I read the comment...upvoted...slowly started smiling...started a low chuckle....then started full blown laughter.
KentCStrait
Haha! Thank you, I laughed for real by this
haillie
"I have egg." I'm dying.
imjusthereforthelolz
don't know why but i found your post more funny than i think it was intended, i loved you for a few minutes. XD
Neamento
I have egg is one of the most beautiful sentences I've ever had the fortune of reading. I'm upvoting everything you've ever said. Glorious.
damostat
Make a small quiche.
SHEDOOO
What is that, a quiche for ants??
Ringshadow
Something about "But I don't have eggs I have egg" is making me laugh and clap like a seal. Well done.
DancingBobcat
Boil it, take a bite, and then squirt a little mayo in your mouth. My friend Ann calls it a mayon-egg.
FlyingBaconCandle
Why is this so funny
haillie
Like, UNUSUALLY funny. It should not be this hilarious.
tranderas
Use a ramekin to make a very small quiche. You have a ramekin, right?
DefinitelyNotAShark
it's a huge disappointment imo anyway. You're better off searching directly on any bigger recipe site. My fav is the biggest one in Europe.
rozz
Like I don't have beans. I just have bean.
Radey
Writtenkitten.net is good for essay writers. For every 100 words (or whatever) it shows you a kitten picture!
zekeanddestroy
Wolfram Alpha sounds a little too much like Wolfram and Hart...
TheKnowing1
Using Wolfram Alpha to do homework is defeating the purpose of homework. The goal is to learn to find the answer, not get the answer.
finishit
Really? Because around me grades is what everyone cares about. Not what you learned.
TheKnowing1
And how are you going to pass a test if you don't know how to work the problem?
finishit
Well I don't pass tests so I guess you win this time Knowing :P
masonmop
It's good for checking if you got the right answer though.
TheKnowing1
Fair enough.
KuroInu
in general that's true but it doesn't change the fact that grades are more important to find a job. and it's easier to just "learn" 1/2
KuroInu
2/2 everything a week before tests instead of understanding what you have to do. broken system is broken.
CommieGold
Wolfram Alpha is Very Powerful, but be careful! I've seen lots of students use it as a replacement for hard work and fail their classes.
haythere
As someone doing a maths degree, wolframalpha is our cyber God.
BoinkedYou
Nickreboot has been shut down..
ApexCactus
Thanks WolframAlpha, you are 3 months later... And all the rest...LATER 20 YEARS; BASTARDS...!
WatsonToYa
i am using shelterpups for a doge toy right now
thefuckamidoing
Shelterpups.com free?
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
$175.00
lonelytylenol
haha no, i visited the site a while back, it's a few hundred dollars i think?
Thuperduper
Damnit! My dog just died. I was totally going to send them a picture of her and then cuddle with the stuffed version of her forever
thefuckamidoing
WHAT!? I'd do it for when my dog dies then... That'll be my new pet after Bobo!
SquirrellyWhirly
And they are creepy as fuck.
VulpisFoxfire
I was worrying that they were actually a taxidermy service...
TheOtherNathan
The company or the products they make?
CheddarDreams
The stuffed dogs are a tad creepy haha
motopenguin
So your telling me i can watch 90s cartoons, have a website do my math and get cheap pizza all day? Im in!
ImmortalLoveRodd
IIRC, Siri uses the Wolfram Alpha Engine. It's an engine that's pretty quirky.
xerax
Siri uses Wolfram for some stuff. Siri isn't 100% Wolfram.
Neuroactive
seriously though, wolfram alpha is a fucking god-send. The great part is it also shows you how it worked out a problem, giving you insight
hatlessspider
I wish this had been around when I was in high school and college
Wexward
So, it's khan academy
TelephoneToughGirl
Math Lab? Fuck Math Lab.
ortz
I'll stick with my $100 graphing calculator thank you very much.
TheDuzzyFuckling
It can do things your TI-89 could only dream of.
someguyonthissite
Search for "aang curve" on Wolfram Alpha.
jennybelly
it also tells me that my mother's name - Agnes - was most popular in 1908. and that the average age of Agneses in 2013 is late 80s #notbad
asher454
"Insight" = "work shown"
SweetToof1890
"insight"
WilliamForsythe
gotta love that insight
mrspixel5
JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS IT ALSO HAS A POKEDEX. YOU'RE WELCOME.
erockinit
as a math major, i hate it when i see my friends using it. when they're in in situations where it's unavailable, they flounder because (1/2)
schrodingersgrumpycat
My uni briefly taught us to use it, so they clearly see it as a useful tool, not a problem.
Laimbrane
As a math teacher, I agree. It's a short term fix creates long term problems. Teachers should take note to include more critical thinking.
ginangu
My friend's laughed at me in cal 2 for using it only to check my work sometimes and spending 2+ hrs on hw. Passed cal 4 with easy A. (1/2)
ginangu
They are suffering trying to pass cal 3 with a C.
erockinit
they never learned how to do the problems properly in the first place. it helps with homework, but fucks people over in the long run. (2/2)
DevoutSkeptic
Wolfram can't resolve the Riemann Hypothesis.
ZaBodMoger
Well that is their fault for relying on it but sometimes it helps to be shown a hard problem so you can better understand it.
Tamnik
Which is great, but probably only 1 in 50 people are using it that way.
yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss
Yeah but for first years like me it is great when you are stuck and want to understand polynomials better.
KalifrikiOfTheThread
In real life, when would it be unavailable to them doing their jobs? People should understand what they do, but tools exist for a reason.
erockinit
I'm not talking about real life, I'm talking about when they have to take their midterms or finals and it's unavailable to them
erockinit
Plus working out the problems on one's own lets their brain make connections and increases their problem-solving skills. Doing (1/3)
erockinit
at doing it with other harder problems. (3/3)
erockinit
the problems is exercise for the brain much like lifting weights is exercise for the body. The more one does it, the better one gets (2/3)
octorok8
The Wolf, Ram, and Alpha
senefen
Integration for honours level quantum mechanics and electrodynamics. *grateful sobbing*.
rokabee
Why the fuck couldn't I learn about this when I was still in school??? :(
Murrdogg
As an astro-nerd, this is one of my favorites: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=planes+overhead
Royppeliini
Result: (data not available)...
rentaldeception
As a non-astro nerd: this is awesome. Thanks for sharing.
freeballs
As someone who struggles with maths, but has to do basic stats for his degree, it helps, but it is no substitute for actually learning
Neuroactive
into how to solve it yourself.
Calvinbah
How to solve yourself...Transcendence achieved.
MasterOfEntropy
I hate to break it to you, but looking at worked solutions will not teach you how to solve the problem. Ask my students.
Neuroactive
I was using the 'how' to teach myself to calculate distance vs time plate movement in my geo class, was surprisingly easy once I got it.
LittleWhales
only three free answers per day, though
JustASmallTownMinnesotanImgurlLivingInALonelyWorld
Holy fuck. You mean I could've actually passed my college algebra class instead of my teacher just giving me a C because she pitied me?
kittymack
Where u come from a C is good work. So good on you :)
Boxingbud
Take the pity pass grasshopper. Take it.
iguessineedausername
aha! another minnesotean!
KoiwaiTK
Hey, I live in Minnesota too!
iguessineedausername
oh yeah *high five* minnesota
lordsmish
Or giving you backup in case anybody questions your godly insight.
nol3ody
In my case it was "I'VE SOLVED EVERY PROBLEM SIMILAR TO THIS ONE WHY DOESN'T IT WORK!? HELP ME WOLFRA- oh i forgot the 2"
Neuroactive
maybe when it comes to EVERYTHING THERE IS except math, I'll be lucky to place into math 10 or 25.
flickerdart
Go to Wolfram Alpha, search "pikachu-like curve."
QuadrilateralEnix
Any '"X"-like curve' search will give you a parametric of X.
kungfuman
It is the pre-evolution of skynet.
Llandri
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=are+you+skynet
jimeoptimusprime
As a student of mathematics, I use it practically every day to look things up or confirm things. It's absolutely great.
Bro49
Assuming you're in college, see if your school has access to Mathematica. It's like WA, but its runs on your CPU so you do more complex math
jimeoptimusprime
Thank you for the tip! It does have access to Mathematica, I just keep forgetting about it haha.
RedundancyDepartmentOfRedundancy
And you can draw Pokemon contours
masonmop
It can draw almost anything: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=imguraffe+curve
Mirderp
And Mathway. I use it way too much. This is why I'm going to fail my final.
xerax
more like, it means you can cheat, even when it says "show your workings"
InkblotCosplay
That's actually pretty easy to spot. Those are the people with perfect homework who completely bomb the tests.
Ricotta
That's why I only used it to check my answers.
nobodyblindedme
where the fuck was this 20 years ago
TheDufourEffect
Isn't the whole reason you use it because you don't care about the insight?
Proudfoots
ahhh but can it rationalize PI? (I have no idea what I'm talking about, I just want to sound smart...)
TheGoldenRatio
I subscribed to Wolramalpha Pro a year ago; one of the educational decisions I've made. Made Calculus easier with the step-by-step solutions
potatosmesh
also Khan academy on youtube. I'm a straight male, but I've come to be slightly in love with his comforting voice.
alphabetta
Khan academy is an actual site that teaches math. www.khanacademy.com (sorry for bump)
Hwhat001
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=air+speed+velocity+of+an+unladen+swallow
droopykarl
So what you are saying is coconuts to not migrate?
doomscrollerextroadinaire
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=how+much+wood+could+a+woodchuck+chuck+if+a+woodchuck+could+chuck+wood%3F
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
I try to describe it as "The MIT to Googles' Community College."
justbecauseimparanoiddoesntmeanyourenotouttogetme
And it will only cost - YOUR SOUL! Oh, wait, that's Wolfram & Hart. Disregard.
hermionespriorities
you win, +1
Zevvon
+1 Angel reference
Peanutbutterchocolatebarmothertrucker
..... And siri is built with it
astamurti
As a physics major, hahahahahaha ;(
WrongReference
as a beginning programmer, i shudder at the thought how complex and how lines of coding wolfram-alpha took to make....
kramegame
Not enough apparently. They even added a few easter eggs that have very little to do with homework.
Snuggletummy
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=How+many+theoretical+physicists+does+it+take+to+screw+in+a+lightbulb%3F
squareChimp
There is a TED talk from the creator, his last name is Wolfram (shocker). He said it was around 7 million LOC at that time.
xerax
haha, yup
kenobiwan
System.out.println (2 + 2); is the first step...
Seism
well, I think getting a user input is the first step... but you can do that too
WrongReference
*many
Dakker
I am amazed at its ability to answer complex questions quickly too! It has to have some interesting algorithms under hood.
kurav
Complex questions? Actually, that's one thing it can't do. It can answer only very simple questions.
TylerChristian
Yeah but they made a business out of it and it most def rivals the Texas Instruments $200 graphing calc...I had the app on my phone.
DangerZoneh
The TI89 Titanium is pretty damn awesome, though. And more portable. And allowed on most tests.
larperdoodle
It made me so happy when my teacher let us use it for the fundamentals of engineering exam
CleverNameTBA
I'm not sure what you took was the FE...
HodorOfHouseHodor
WHAT!!!! DUDE! I JUST TOOK IT AND DAMMIT I DIDNT GET TO..... WHAT!!!
larperdoodle
Was it a highschool class?
danthepotato
Psst, microsoft mathematics makes math homework even easier, IT HAS A GODDAMN TRIANGLE SOLVER!!
beelzebro
The smartphone app is also amazing for a small price.
Rvg5
I use it in math and physics love that shit!
KawaiiTwat
Is there one for cartoon network?!?!?! :O
Talanaes
Toonamiaftermath.com Of course, it's mostly Toonami programming, but it does have some other old Cartoon Network shows.
KawaiiTwat
Coool O.o but it would be even more awesome if there was a site with all cartoon network shows free to watch whenever you know? O.o
Talanaes
You can probably find at least some of them somewhere. I personally enjoy the faux-tv format. It's nice to just have on in the background.
bochikiniki
Wolfram alpha can't solve the indeterminate integral of sin(u^2) du
masonmop
Is this it? http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=integral+sin%28u%5E2%29
zakisdead
Neither can I..big deal wanna fight about it?
bochikiniki
Well yeah... I rate people on whether or not they can do that integral. What time do you want to fight?
zakisdead
You keep your crazy math sciense and your death threats to yourself buddy!
CommieGold
Probably a good example where you have to use the definition and take a limit. Some integrals will just be like that. :\
bochikiniki
True, but even then it's just an Numerical Analysis estimated value.
Redmancometh
Throw it at a neural net and come back in a few days, yo.
Redmancometh
(the limit)
solosunrise
Waiting list!
mywaysnotverysportsmanlike
annnnnnnnnnnnd favorited
DavidAmazing
The quickest way to fail calc is by using wolfram alpha for your homework.
BeeziBee90
love these!! commenting because it wont let me favorite it!
FuckYouFuckYou
Yea, just $175 and then they'll send you the stuffed dog! For free! After you pay them though. http://icap.me/i/odzyZIUlXD.png
bassoon713
However, as someone who lost her best friend of 16 years less than 2 months ago, this seems AMAZING (though yes, pricey)
lordsmish
Take solace in the fact they donate the money to no kill shelters.
Calab
Where does it say free?
SassySousa
They're needle felted! They're REALLY CRAZY good needle felted dogs! Sorry, 3D needle getting is really hard and those are amazing.
ItalianSmurf
90's Nick shows? Whelp, see you in 4-5 days.
mattywgtn
*weeks
SometimesIFeelLikeAGenius
Are you back yet? I hear the site was shutdown due to too much publicity...which I now regret not trying this site earlier.
TheImgurServer
Months*
ZaraMoro
Why are we not freaking out more about online 90s nicktoons. FREAK OUT WITH ME HERE PEOPLE.
stacysmom
YABADABADOOOOOO
davhcol
They even have the commercials from the nineties as well
GeekinZombie
I threw up while I was typing the website into the search bar!! YESSS! Yes to 90's cartoons, not barfing :)
lunaisbestprincess
I'M FREAKING OUT AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
eeeb
I'm here!! I'm people!! I'm freaking out!!
TitansAllTheWayDown
I'm freaking out man I'M FREAKIN OUT!!
kthnxbye
Now I just want one for cartoon network. I could sit and watch a few hours of sheep in the big city right now.
FlyingBryan76
I hope they play all the game shows too. Legends of the Hidden Temple and Guts were my shit back in the day.
rebeccaisafish
They do!!
NewBlackGuy
IF you are a member, can you send me an invitation?
rebeccaisafish
You don't need an invitation. You just go there and watch.
biglu
I literally shit out my brain when I saw that, in fact I don't even know how I'm constructing this sentblakjhaiokne
joker2814
I didn't even look at the rest of the pictures. I immediately opened a new tab and went there.
TorSverre
Because I want 80's cartoons! :(
WanderingBlueWanderlust
HHOOOO SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IComeHereForBoobsAndRecipes
AHHHH!!! OVERLOAD!
AquaLeaderArchie
I literally flipped out a little bit
ireadthenewstodayohboy
I just googled it in disbelief. Tiny Toons are on, then Spongebob & Hey Arnold. FREAKING OUT!
janeyhearts
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
penguishark
That was my favorite! I know how I will be occupying free time...
hunterjumper18
Been watching a ton of NickReboot over the past few months. Also check out Justin TV...streams about everything...
Baygel
Yeah it's not so exciting when you don't get to pick what you want to watch. :( I got sad.
CheddarDreams
It got taken down a long time ago, I thought it was still down?? Off to investigate!!
GGTheHuman
AS TOLD BY FREAKING GINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZaraMoro
I forgot that show existed. but now I remember and am excited!
GGTheHuman
as soon as i read the title, the memories flooded back. i'm pretty sure i modelled myself on ginger when i was a kid...
LordXeras
ahhhhh FREAK OUT *changes into Freakazoid*
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ZaraMoro
cool it jackson, no need to rampage here.
gasmofawesome
How do you register for Nickreboot?
heretohelp
I was too busy typing it into the address bar to comment.
rebeccaisafish
I was really excited when I saw it on here a month or two ago, but whenever I go on its something I don't want to watch.
Sintanan
ToonamiAftermath is the same, but for classic Toonami
ZaraMoro
WhaaaaT? double the excitement.
cjmithrandir
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
shawsheen72
I need help. As Told By Ginger is listed... BUT I CANT WATCH IT! The heck!
PandasandPandasandYeah
I have directv annndddd nick already has a thing where they show all the 90s cartoons.....
blablablablu
OOOOOOOOOOOMAAAAAAGOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD
Samsterrr
Is that website virus-free though? :P
525600minutes
Yes.
hugflysh
except, that i have to purchase 10$ a month to look it.
ImReadyPutMeInCoach
GAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! STREAMING THEM FOR FREEE!!!!! D: Literally just hit a deer with a laptop for this!
sigmachiguy
the site shut down a while ago....
ZaraMoro
boo sticks.
sigmachiguy
i was there when it happened. EXCEPT I JUST CHECKED AND IT'S BACK OMG
ZaraMoro
Score sticks!
sigmachiguy
score sticks is now permanently in my vernacular :)
monpetitchou
that is the first one i went to lol
LtCmmdrData
FREAKIN OUT ASDFAWIRNAWEFUAINVAIWERFNAWOIANWEIVANWEKFMAIWEFNAWEFAVWIFVAWOEUVAHOWIROIFAWIUVA;WIOEFNAWIUVAWNKVAWLUDFJNAWIDUKVANWSIDKVAWNESDVNA
cossettetape
its a stream, I think, so you kind just end up watching whatever's on?
IAmDisappointedInYourLackOfTrying
Yep, just like the good ole days
Apollogize
Exactly
mcintireswing
How it should be.
bradthebrony
Yeah I know. Who would ever want to watch what they want to when they want to except for everybody?