Mar 6, 2021 9:35 PM
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giraffinator
That's how I make drinks
sierrascoundrel8
I married my bartender, I don't notice anymore until it's too late...
ChefBrooke7029
Can confirm
YummyDigital
Ewww. That much mixer.
hwatL4bloopy
I once sent back a martini bc it wasn't 80% vodka
StillNotYouTube
Is there another way to do it?
downvoteacct
That one twitching eye. . .
Legageddon
This is a missed opportunity for a perfect loop.
Teeface
The eye droop and head back combo-perfection.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy
Why describe that as "spicy"
papromic
The way my grandson reacts when I give him frozen coke. He loves the drink and I love his reaction.
ingridwebb88
I miss alcohol
DLOBREWSKY
Head goes back. Damn bitch this shit is strong! Well give it back I'll drink it. Hell nah i aint no bitch, goes right back in.
blainetog
Mama inn't raising no quitter!
Noob3rts
This is why I have a high alcohol tolerance. My brother and sister thought it would be funny to mess with me as a kid.
Yaaru
v
PenguinPete
Since this is going to be reposted every day for eternity, I thought I'd mention that I take my vodka on the rocks straight in a tumbler.
RichardHanna
Its called "pre-gaming" and its classy.
rhapsodyinblah
The usual reaction to my margarita recipe.
erikleorga
I've always wondered what she drinks that causes that reaction.
IHateCakeDays
80% vodka and 20% mixer
OhNoDontTouch
for a kid that young, it could just be their reaction to carbonation
DrankTooMuchMead
I know. Still way too sweet.
fireflowerfire
are you saying you're a literal baby because 80% vodka means it's only 64 proof
just4thelolz
builtlikemacktruck
Someone asked me to pour them what I was drinking... they had that face for vodka neat!
lurkerburzerker
I will ALWAYS upvote this
Acc87
We called those "Reifenpapst". Don't ask me why, I don't know.
ProfessorAssBlast2020
yeah the vodka one is a funny joke, but what we are really seeing here is some subpar educated idiot giving a sugary drink to a baby
FailedCrate
As someone working in education/social fields, thank you! Stop - giving - your - kids - poor - people - cocaince! Fuckin idiots.
tpanyS
Ignoring for a moment that it's hard to avoid anything with absolutely 0 sugar in it even for kids, McD's does have non-soda drinks you know
AMR300
I am currenly in country where they give you really weird eyes whenever guy adds anything to vodka. And no it's not Russia.
Misterdruglicious
vodka is fucking horrible
00110001001001111010000110110110011
Yeah fuck that. Now excuse me while I enjoy this earthy gin
Bought a Tawny 10 year port Abrahams or something maybe Grahams, its like orange wine kinda nice but not to binge drink eehhh
thisiskissel
Poland
justinchancellorsstandin
I drank so much vodka in Poland I gave up drinking for 18 months, good times.
LickFury
Canada
only time I blacked out was with vodka, spent an evening speaking to a girl she told me her entire life story, didnt remember a thing
Finland?
NotMyDad
Drink what you want. Only pussies try to call people pussies for making their drinks not miserable.
The3rdwheel
Ive put vodka in my coffee a few times... ive gotten wierd looks too
Spiced rum goes nicely with coffee
A spritz of Contreau is surprisingly nice. Coffee blends well with orange flavour.
Ive also used amareto a few times as well. You aint wrong with thr orange flavour
lurksohardmotherfuckerswannafindme
That’s what’s know as “cut-throat sprite” only available at McDs.
dogmoind
"Why is it spicy?"
antivaxtumblrvegan
What's different about it?
Smaaaash
McDonald's uses a little bit more syrup for their drinks.
GrumpyOldMillennial
Bottles sprite tastes like Lacroix in comparison to McD sprite. Its really REALLY cwisp.
Idk. It’s just got more of a “bite” than bottled sprite. Have a coworker who calls it that and I think it perfect.
homoerection
My hubs SWEARS by McD Diet Coke.
NursePaulFlowers
I chase my vodka with water.
Starting my rehab Monday when I get the pulls that curb cravings.
Pills*
ilasid
Have no fear. Great that you’re doing it with supervision!
randelung
I was a little confused there, thinking if 'curb craving' is slang for wanting to get blackout drunk or something.
It curbs your craving to drink
Yeah, I got that with your correction ?
giraffinator
That's how I make drinks
sierrascoundrel8
I married my bartender, I don't notice anymore until it's too late...
ChefBrooke7029
Can confirm
YummyDigital
Ewww. That much mixer.
hwatL4bloopy
I once sent back a martini bc it wasn't 80% vodka
StillNotYouTube
Is there another way to do it?
downvoteacct
That one twitching eye. . .
Legageddon
This is a missed opportunity for a perfect loop.
Teeface
The eye droop and head back combo-perfection.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy
Why describe that as "spicy"
papromic
The way my grandson reacts when I give him frozen coke. He loves the drink and I love his reaction.
ingridwebb88
I miss alcohol
DLOBREWSKY
Head goes back. Damn bitch this shit is strong! Well give it back I'll drink it. Hell nah i aint no bitch, goes right back in.
blainetog
Mama inn't raising no quitter!
Noob3rts
This is why I have a high alcohol tolerance. My brother and sister thought it would be funny to mess with me as a kid.
Yaaru
PenguinPete
Since this is going to be reposted every day for eternity, I thought I'd mention that I take my vodka on the rocks straight in a tumbler.
RichardHanna
Its called "pre-gaming" and its classy.
rhapsodyinblah
The usual reaction to my margarita recipe.
erikleorga
I've always wondered what she drinks that causes that reaction.
IHateCakeDays
80% vodka and 20% mixer
OhNoDontTouch
for a kid that young, it could just be their reaction to carbonation
DrankTooMuchMead
I know. Still way too sweet.
fireflowerfire
are you saying you're a literal baby because 80% vodka means it's only 64 proof
just4thelolz
builtlikemacktruck
Someone asked me to pour them what I was drinking... they had that face for vodka neat!
lurkerburzerker
I will ALWAYS upvote this
Acc87
We called those "Reifenpapst". Don't ask me why, I don't know.
ProfessorAssBlast2020
yeah the vodka one is a funny joke, but what we are really seeing here is some subpar educated idiot giving a sugary drink to a baby
FailedCrate
As someone working in education/social fields, thank you! Stop - giving - your - kids - poor - people - cocaince! Fuckin idiots.
tpanyS
Ignoring for a moment that it's hard to avoid anything with absolutely 0 sugar in it even for kids, McD's does have non-soda drinks you know
AMR300
I am currenly in country where they give you really weird eyes whenever guy adds anything to vodka. And no it's not Russia.
Misterdruglicious
vodka is fucking horrible
00110001001001111010000110110110011
Yeah fuck that. Now excuse me while I enjoy this earthy gin
Misterdruglicious
Bought a Tawny 10 year port Abrahams or something maybe Grahams, its like orange wine kinda nice but not to binge drink eehhh
thisiskissel
Poland
justinchancellorsstandin
I drank so much vodka in Poland I gave up drinking for 18 months, good times.
LickFury
Canada
Misterdruglicious
only time I blacked out was with vodka, spent an evening speaking to a girl she told me her entire life story, didnt remember a thing
00110001001001111010000110110110011
Finland?
NotMyDad
Drink what you want. Only pussies try to call people pussies for making their drinks not miserable.
The3rdwheel
Ive put vodka in my coffee a few times... ive gotten wierd looks too
OhNoDontTouch
Spiced rum goes nicely with coffee
Acc87
A spritz of Contreau is surprisingly nice. Coffee blends well with orange flavour.
The3rdwheel
Ive also used amareto a few times as well. You aint wrong with thr orange flavour
lurksohardmotherfuckerswannafindme
That’s what’s know as “cut-throat sprite” only available at McDs.
dogmoind
"Why is it spicy?"
antivaxtumblrvegan
What's different about it?
Smaaaash
McDonald's uses a little bit more syrup for their drinks.
GrumpyOldMillennial
Bottles sprite tastes like Lacroix in comparison to McD sprite. Its really REALLY cwisp.
lurksohardmotherfuckerswannafindme
Idk. It’s just got more of a “bite” than bottled sprite. Have a coworker who calls it that and I think it perfect.
homoerection
My hubs SWEARS by McD Diet Coke.
NursePaulFlowers
I chase my vodka with water.
NursePaulFlowers
Starting my rehab Monday when I get the pulls that curb cravings.
NursePaulFlowers
Pills*
ilasid
Have no fear. Great that you’re doing it with supervision!
randelung
I was a little confused there, thinking if 'curb craving' is slang for wanting to get blackout drunk or something.
NursePaulFlowers
It curbs your craving to drink
randelung
Yeah, I got that with your correction ?
OhNoDontTouch