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Coast Guard ship passes a smaller vessel.
Apr 27, 2022 10:04 PM
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Coast Guard ship passes a smaller vessel.
picklemethiscatman
Suck my wake.
bigeasy44
That’s not the CG’s wake. That’s like an inlet that has like constantly rough water. There’s videos of boats getting almost swamped there.
FeeltheFX
I can almost hear his thoughts. Dude! Bro! WTF Bro
Madone7
Coast Guard boat - that's not a ship.
ProperPlanningPreventsPissPoorPerformance
Well it's three engines against one, so
ejw909
Yikes that little single engine boat has no business in open water. That little bow rider could get swamped super easily.
nik282000
Off to go deliver some freedom
EatPieLander
I love wave mechanics.
pflugerville
Technically the coast guard didnt create that wake and had to go through the same wake itself.
TallLightnHandsome
Just watched this last night on YouTube. There are a series of videos about "Haulover Inlet".
waruta
Center. we're showing a little closer to 2000.
Drakhma
CG: QUICK EMERGENCY! [whats the emergency?] they found more cocaine floating over there! [how much?] 5 bricks! [you mean 4 bricks] no its 3
woozle
thedarkcanuck
TheS4ndm4n
Portside.
awesomespeler
Could this be the famous haulover inlet?
greenf1sh
RainierCamino
Looks like it
fijianladki68
Definitely…..been binge watching all the Haulover videos…..why don’t people in America wear life jackets???
tiagogafe
Show offs.
gerbilfury
Uhg, looking at that makes my back hurt! Been on a boat for a long time with pounding wakes like that...owch.
lwbell851337
I was just thinking this. Being in a ski/wakeboard boat while it is bouncing on big waves like that beats the crap out of you.
gerbilfury
I was out on the Puget Sound for 4 or so hours. I felt like my back compressed 5 inches..YUCK
JakeSpear
Always a faster boat!
MissMamie
Can we talk about this camerawork though?!
SectionF4
I got seasick just looking at this
raybo101
Haulover Inlet where you can watch the biggest idiots drive boats and try to kill there family.
sittingherethinkingthinkingimsittingherelisteningtoyou
Haulover? I love those videos, such douchery.
Noevilgifs
This is the equivalent of a cop car doing 80 past you
SchoolOfHardKnockers
IdaSpear
1st time I saw this I wanted to punch that wanker out pretty early on but the dickheads who wouldn't tell him to slow down almost deserve it
ThatGermanBlackDude
Exactly!
rbshindig
Never gets old
fantasma21
I was thinking of boats and thought of this meme last week. I wondered how long it was going to be till it popped back up. And here it is
Felextheminimal
I've seen this one quite a bit, but I will say... at least the fucker had the kill switch on him so it engaged when he knocked himself out.
QuantumBits
Driving way too fast while trying to cross a wake at a bad angle. Boat dug deep into the side of the wake and started oscillating.
spaceg0blin
Idk why this comment made me laugh as hard as it did, but I almost inhaled pizza. Thanks man.
Felextheminimal
I was trying to find this where it's wrestlers grabbing everyone in this gif like they came off the top rope for you but to no avail cheers!
Piloerection69
This looks like a great spot for a NAP
BambooMan744
No audio? Booooo
measterl
I was your age the last time I saw this
stripedmarlin
SqueezitTheClown
SunAnvil
ThatGermanBlackDude
Omg! Tears!
mymidlifecrisiswasat23
K bye
DeviousWay
Good ol’ Coast Guard 33-foot special purpose craft.
TacticalWeaponsAssaultTeam
A definite favorite. There'd be more of them in service if not for Station San Diego
henrytheninth
Faster and smoother too.
RainierCamino
The coastie RBM's are badass little boats for military/LEO shit
xMetaMorph
I find it very hard to believe that those boats are able to operate in low earth orbit!
RainierCamino
Hey, if the Russians can turn a destroyer in a submarine, maybe the coasties can go to space
MatthewBecker
Shouldn't that be a no wake zone?
ThunderStrike2021
Tell that to the inlet, all it does is curb stomp all day all night. Mostly.
DevonGronka
It looks like the little boat is piloted by an asshole and the big boat has more important shit to deal with than him.
InoffensivePablum
Haulover is all wake, all the time. Like, nothin’ but wake!
hellvis
lol
CharliePapaBravo
I don't see the value of a no wake zone in an area with several feet of swell.
CatatonicCowMoo
Idk but I know for sure my bed is one.
Greyeyes1973
That's Haul over inlet in Miami. Watch the vids on YouTube. It's an open throttle zone. https://youtu.be/rNk3JSaTUWU
demolitionlover09
I knew it was Miami. I was out in biscayne bay Monday morning!
Duros62
It has to be, you don't get out otherwise.
Sensiblyinteresting
I've ate shit into boat haul a few times in this area on a friend's boat. It's not a good spot on surf over 1 foot
Medoria
that's why these fiberglass boats are terrible, feel every bump.
ChristopherHallett
Fibreglass vs steel/aluminium isn't the issue. It's the shape of the hull, not the material.
Medoria
I dunno we had a wooden chris-craft boat and got a similar shaped fiberglass boat and the diff was night and day. So beg to differ.
ChristopherHallett
"similar-shaped" - were the hulls IDENTICAL except for materials? Just a few degrees difference in deadrise can make a large difference.
ProfessorDumbass
FYI: Weed legal states..you can still get arrested by coast guard for federal weed laws
NKato
In other words, stay out of federal waters.
R100GSPD
You can get arrested by Coast Guard for lots of things...
dmorulez
Same applies to national forests and DNR. Though you really need to be a dick for them to do something.
JustAGuyTrying
Speaking as an ex-USCG LEO, we ONLY care about this if you're operating the boat under the influence.
XZorbys
Same in national parks
pettingmycatwhileipoo
3 nautical miles off the coast motherfuckers!! Sorry, I didn't mean that in a negative way. I'm just excited after googling it :-P
TacticalWeaponsAssaultTeam
You can but the CG doesn't have holding facilities. We very rarely arrest people.
Iaskdumbquestions
Is there coast guard here in Colorado?
LordNergal
https://www.atlanticarea.uscg.mil/Our-Organization/Area-Units/CGRU-USNORTHCOM/ Yes.
BoatswainsMate
If there is water that borders between two states or countries then there is Coast Guard there.
Zero3Quarter
There’s a NAVY base in Idaho.
lurker4lyfe76
https://g.co/kgs/BNkwRJ Subs in Idaho is crazy.
BritishBenzene
There’s a USCG base in Oklahoma, so it’s possible?
PutItInNeutral
That's because the Arkansas River is navigable from Oklahoma out to the Gulf of Mexico (via the Mississippi River).
pettingmycatwhileipoo
https://www.atlanticarea.uscg.mil/Our-Organization/Area-Units/CGRU-USNORTHCOM/
pettingmycatwhileipoo
Asking the wrong questions. Yes CO has a coast guard. No, the feds cant get you until you are 3 miles off the coast of any state
pettingmycatwhileipoo
I dont know if CO has a 3 mile wide lake lol
redcarpete
Go with that.
conkles
Weirdest shit: Chatfield Reservoir is, by some weird technicality, “international waters.”
myeyesthegogglesdonothing
Genuinely curious. Sauce?
conkles
A project we were doing that was very interesting in terms of permits and how we were somehow out of OSHA jurisdiction because of the waters
TacticalWeaponsAssaultTeam
International waters are waters that fall outside any coastal state's jurisdiction (usually 200 nm). Not sure what special 1/2
A5tor
My friend is confused by what weed has to do with this, can you explain.
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
Coast guard passed them. Probably a random fact commenter remembers about them.
tiagogafe
I hear seaweed is a big problem for them.
waruta
What about seagrass? Manatees love them but is it legal?
ChurchLover69420
That hydro
idontknowyoufromadam
manamongstyou
You can be arrested by any federal agent.
LordNergal
A number of them won't bother if you're carrying something like a joint. But if your trunk is packed with marijuana, they'll arrest you 1/
LordNergal
out of sheer annoyance for hitting the threshold where they must actually do their job instead of ignoring you. 2/2
DemSumBigAssRidges
Maclin, you son of a bitch!
EatPieLander
Just a technicality, they have to be a "Special Agent" to arrest; that's why Federals will bring local, county, or state along.
jooe15
sad mail carrier noises
highhiedyin
This isn’t right. Arrest rights for federal law enforcement agents depends on scope of jurisdiction for specific crimes. That’s why locals
highhiedyin
Are sometimes brought in. US Marshalls, POTUS secret service, and (as a fluke) EPA CID agents can arrest anyone for any crime anywhere.
otherJeffsarefalseJeffs
Very not true. The wife is a Petty Officer in the US Coast Guard and is technically empowered to arrest anyone in US territory for 1/2
otherJeffsarefalseJeffs
Breaking federal law. Legally there are zero limits on what she could arrest you for, but she get in trouble with her command if she 2/3
otherJeffsarefalseJeffs
Tried to arrest someone for a non-USCG matter. They are the only member of the armed forces that can enforce federal law.