MemeMyselfAndI
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Everything i touch wants to commit suicide apparently
Jul 9, 2017 9:24 PM
MemeMyselfAndI
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Everything i touch wants to commit suicide apparently
Donnydangaaazone
This is why I don't do anything nice for anyone ever
SLAANESHonNSFWposts
That's what happens when you try to steal people's food.
DeanOMiite
Way to go King Midas...or...Diedas?
MauSekhmet
So you tried to robb an inocent spider of its food?
vvkk
Maybe it was trying to commit suicide after all.
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
Mistakes were made ..
redneckjep
Looks like he had a snoot full of honeybees
Wolfmanwolf
Well that does it then. Hornets, yellow jackets, and wasps must die.
mycatToastwasafatasshole
When I was younger there was a bee stuck under some plant roots, I moved the roots so it could fly away and it stung me.
derpaderps
The horror of being eaten by a spider.. or suicide. A bee can't sting without something to sting. You helped it, just not how you planned
TheHawkRules
But now the spider's hungry.
Cousinkyle99
Death before dishonor
overcastdaze
You tried you best and you failed. The lesson is, never try.
Gluntch
Everything you touch............ WHOO FUCK THAT BEE HIGH FIVE!!!!
wuzzyvear
Poor hungry spider. Did you put the bee back? If not, you should order it a pizza.
QuiGonChuck
Why the hell would you think the life of a bee is worth saving? On top of that, why deny the spider it's meal? Now it will starve: 2 deaths
Syddie93
Saved bee from drowning, falls in again, saves again, stings me on tHE BOTTOM OF MY FOOT, then dies. Wtf, karma?
imnotlostinlifeijustdonthaveanywheretogo
Then stop playing with yourself
Scamsquatch
You're dumb.
mand1nga
just a n00b I'd say
MumblingSaint
Better not touch yourself tonight
TheyHaveThePlantButWeHaveThePower
This could bee a bad luck brian meme too
cmo0
I did that a week ago. Found out I was allergic.
BigWilldo
can you touch me next
Demoncarebear
Story by me...all credit goes to me...yeah I..d wrote this...D.Trump
OlderWiser
Bees don't think. They just react.
HydraNova
@OP as a middle easterner, can I touch you?
MemeMyselfAndI
Why yes, you may boop my snoot
ZombieZooZombieZoo
Odd, I don't remember you touching me
RaccoonsAreZombies
You ok?
MemeMyselfAndI
That's because you don't know who i am
Bigdaddyclean
I don't need to know you to know that you make me want to kill myself
Facehugger81
Yeah. Your best bet would have been to let nature do its thing.
IntergalacticSubterraneanRobotForSale
I dunno bees are becoming more scarce
SpUdermengitis
Bees are dying at an alarming rate
captainikag
The life of an individual honeybee isn't worth much. Am a beekeeper. A solitary bee species would be more worthwhile to save though
footfoe
That's a myth.
Tiemyties
We ARE nature
Th3Lionheart
Nah, we're supernatural
Th3Lionheart
Nah, we're supernatural
Th3Lionheart
Shit, wrong post, sorry guys