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Start with a Space Tortilla warmed in your Space Oven. Warm up some Space Red Beans and Rice, add liberal amount to Space Tortilla.
Take some warm Space Beef Steak, made from Space Cows, pull into chunks and add to Space Burrito.
Add Space Hot Sauce to Space Taste. Space.
Eat Space Space Burrito Space with Space Beer, preferably a Space Lager. En-Space-joy the fla-Space-vor. Space. Sp-space-ace. Space.
Also, Chris Hadfield is the best Canadian. I'm going to assume he is the... um... I'm going with King(?), of Canada. You Canucks better treasure him.
Salsa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8-UKqGZ_hs
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
I'm a messy eater. They'd never let me into space. CRUMBS EVERYWHERE!!!
cyno01
AmityvilleHodor
Be sure to leave space for dessert.
DataFlo
step 10 take a evil spaceshit and stink up the whole station
moinonplus
Then how do you make a space-a-meatball?
AMartianPotato
Always. Upvote. Colonel. Hadfield.
TrumpRapesChildren
Look at all that unused space in that burrito though.
lifehacksme
Why do astronauts have such a higher proportion of mustaches then the average population?
DavidHoag
I imagine the ISS smells like farts.
epyonwing
That's a killer space 'stache
nabacular
The King of Canada is just the moose with the largest Antlers
DE888Wms
Back in the early days of the US Space Program (i.e.; Mercury, Gemini and Apollo programs) US Astronauts would have died for food like that.
anitaloveshippos
But this is a taco :(
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TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
Tortillas are used in both tacos and burritos. A burrito has to be fully wrapped and closed on every side.
ItsNotBacon
What ever you do, DON'T pull his finger...
CaramelRhapsody
This. THIS is what I came here for.
nabacular
By law USA must accept Canada as a state if they ask. Canada should join union just to vote out trump
JerryShaferChrane
Oh if I could upvotevthis to the top.
jontDoggo
Those white wrapped cube looking things sure look like some illegal drugs. What's NASA doing up there anyway!?
JerryShaferChrane
Getting high of coutse, lol, ehst else.
Whatswrongwiththispicture
In space, no one can hear you fart
SMforreals
I always learn shit in the comments sections of these threads.
MrsCaptainPicard
That's why Imgur is so much better than Facebook. That and all the dank memes.
SMforreals
And also I don't know anyone.
IvnWng
"We get it, you're from space!" ~ kudos to whoever get this reference :)
FilthyRaider
It's the violent space shits that would worry me eating crap like that.
MerToo
don't worry, they use the delta-V to correct the orbit and the space-turds burn up like pretty shooting stars on re-entry. It's win!
FilthyRaider
I won't wish on one again................
MerToo
"Thank my lucky turds!"
tehPhreakmang
All Spacey space spaced space space up in hurr
UserMCP
DrMet
DarthGuyFawkes
Legit question. When in space and he swallow food, what makes sure it actually continues down into his stomach and is digested properly?
justahumanbeing
Dumb shit I tried as a kid. I stood on my head and ate to see if it would still go to my stomach, it did. U push it down like a caterpillar
CowboyScientist
Peristalsis, the involuntary muscular contractions, squeeze your food down like a kid with a tube of toothpaste.
DarthGuyFawkes
thanks!
JeffGodofBiscuits
step 1: Get really, really, high
IalwaysupvoteKorra
step 2: get really, really, fast
BillBurrForDictator2020
Spaced out?
JeffGodofBiscuits
simplydifficult
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaOC9danxNo
DirtyBirdofQuestionableGeometry
what?
THCunt
He's in space. That's really high, I guess. Also:
WallieWhale
Ainnix
INALLCAPS
NO WAY
20Spades
Correct
jenesasquatch
Space munchies!
imgurmage
Came here to post this.
doctorbees
It's shopped. This is the original https://twitter.com/cmdr_hadfield/status/318280266747617280
SjyiN
No wait what ? I wanna be an astronaut
KaseyMiller
It's fake lol
SjyiN
couldn't tell , i was high on 3 marijuhanas
thefiresofheaven
my favorite thing about this is that it's never gonna drip down, because there is no "down"
Onaspaceship
The enemy's gate is down
GadenKerensky
Well, they're kinda falling... just really, really fast so they always miss. A very crude explanation though.
spritefire
but how does it go down his throat?
mcjammi
You have muscles that push it all the way down but mostly "smooth muscle" so it works all the time but you can't feel it.
TheWorldIsATollFreeToilet
They're just orbiting the same pace as the ISS. They're actually going quite fast, at dozens of orbits per day. Earth is still down, just
UseRamen
16 orbits per day
KeisatsuOtaku
Scott Manley?
TheWorldIsATollFreeToilet
that they're falling with their surroundings, continually, so to be perceived as weightless. There is Earth's gravity vector pulling them
TheWorldIsATollFreeToilet
towards it, but their orbital vector causes them to "fall but never land". To be close to truly weightless you'd go to interstellar space.
acertainjenesaisquoi
So down wouldn't necessarily be towards earth. It would be in the opposite direction to their orbit?
TheWorldIsATollFreeToilet
I know what you mean, of course, and yeah it wouldn't drip (relatively). I'm just sleep deprived and felt like being that guy.
mabbo
Put a better way: they are falling towards the Earth, but they keep missing it.
thefiresofheaven
Well there goes my fun
TheWorldIsATollFreeToilet
Errr, sorry. I think it's cool. Here's a Scishow episode about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnzquEOMLGU
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
The one circumstance in which the whole thing can break apart and not fall all over the floor and he uses soft shells
GadenKerensky
... isn't that kinda the prerequisite base for a burrito?
ISammael
This is the best comment I've ever seen on imgur.
MexicaninQatar
hard shell are not mean to exist... it's an abomination to call those hard shell things tacos or burritos
DragonFromAFewDoorsOver
Well yeah, hard shells makes dust and debris that can get into random bits of equipment and kill everyone in a fiery explosion.
Shewy92
Plus I've never seen someone use a hard shell for a burrito
ThatOneGuyPablo
But wait.. Isn't a taco just a burrito in a hard shell? I need answers, my mind is being blown
dingofdong
No, you can have a soft taco (just ask catbug). I don't believe tacos involve rice? (Total Mexican food noob, could be way off the mark)
GerberLegalTeam
Don't hurt hurt yourself.
PirateMatt
Because......then it would ba a taco?
Moljnir
crumbs are bad, mmkay
jimjeffriessaysno
...but then its not a burrito
SoThenThisAssholeSaid
Bitch, do you not know what a fucking burrito is?
Healbot3000x
Nice.
CowboyScientist
Imagine little bits of crust flying into crevices and machinery. Do you want Space Ants? Because that's... well, you know.
flumphcushion
Tortillas were chosen because they don't crumble like regular bread. So NASA thought of that.
DickPicEnthusiast
I for one welcome our new insect overlords
JeffGodofBiscuits
AmityvilleHodor