How To Make a Space Burrito.

Jul 18, 2017 3:52 AM

CowboyScientist

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Start with a Space Tortilla warmed in your Space Oven. Warm up some Space Red Beans and Rice, add liberal amount to Space Tortilla.

Take some warm Space Beef Steak, made from Space Cows, pull into chunks and add to Space Burrito.

Add Space Hot Sauce to Space Taste. Space.

Eat Space Space Burrito Space with Space Beer, preferably a Space Lager. En-Space-joy the fla-Space-vor. Space. Sp-space-ace. Space.

Also, Chris Hadfield is the best Canadian. I'm going to assume he is the... um... I'm going with King(?), of Canada. You Canucks better treasure him.

Salsa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8-UKqGZ_hs

I'm a messy eater. They'd never let me into space. CRUMBS EVERYWHERE!!!

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Be sure to leave space for dessert.

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step 10 take a evil spaceshit and stink up the whole station

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Then how do you make a space-a-meatball?

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Always. Upvote. Colonel. Hadfield.

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Look at all that unused space in that burrito though.

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Why do astronauts have such a higher proportion of mustaches then the average population?

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I imagine the ISS smells like farts.

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That's a killer space 'stache

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The King of Canada is just the moose with the largest Antlers

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Back in the early days of the US Space Program (i.e.; Mercury, Gemini and Apollo programs) US Astronauts would have died for food like that.

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But this is a taco :(

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Tortillas are used in both tacos and burritos. A burrito has to be fully wrapped and closed on every side.

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What ever you do, DON'T pull his finger...

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This. THIS is what I came here for.

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By law USA must accept Canada as a state if they ask. Canada should join union just to vote out trump

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Oh if I could upvotevthis to the top.

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Those white wrapped cube looking things sure look like some illegal drugs. What's NASA doing up there anyway!?

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Getting high of coutse, lol, ehst else.

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In space, no one can hear you fart

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I always learn shit in the comments sections of these threads.

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That's why Imgur is so much better than Facebook. That and all the dank memes.

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And also I don't know anyone.

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"We get it, you're from space!" ~ kudos to whoever get this reference :)

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It's the violent space shits that would worry me eating crap like that.

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don't worry, they use the delta-V to correct the orbit and the space-turds burn up like pretty shooting stars on re-entry. It's win!

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I won't wish on one again................

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"Thank my lucky turds!"

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All Spacey space spaced space space up in hurr

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Legit question. When in space and he swallow food, what makes sure it actually continues down into his stomach and is digested properly?

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Dumb shit I tried as a kid. I stood on my head and ate to see if it would still go to my stomach, it did. U push it down like a caterpillar

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Peristalsis, the involuntary muscular contractions, squeeze your food down like a kid with a tube of toothpaste.

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thanks!

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step 1: Get really, really, high

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step 2: get really, really, fast

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Spaced out?

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what?

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He's in space. That's really high, I guess. Also:

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NO WAY

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Correct

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Space munchies!

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Came here to post this.

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It's shopped. This is the original https://twitter.com/cmdr_hadfield/status/318280266747617280

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No wait what ? I wanna be an astronaut

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It's fake lol

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couldn't tell , i was high on 3 marijuhanas

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my favorite thing about this is that it's never gonna drip down, because there is no "down"

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The enemy's gate is down

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Well, they're kinda falling... just really, really fast so they always miss. A very crude explanation though.

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but how does it go down his throat?

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You have muscles that push it all the way down but mostly "smooth muscle" so it works all the time but you can't feel it.

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They're just orbiting the same pace as the ISS. They're actually going quite fast, at dozens of orbits per day. Earth is still down, just

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16 orbits per day

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Scott Manley?

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that they're falling with their surroundings, continually, so to be perceived as weightless. There is Earth's gravity vector pulling them

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towards it, but their orbital vector causes them to "fall but never land". To be close to truly weightless you'd go to interstellar space.

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So down wouldn't necessarily be towards earth. It would be in the opposite direction to their orbit?

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I know what you mean, of course, and yeah it wouldn't drip (relatively). I'm just sleep deprived and felt like being that guy.

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Put a better way: they are falling towards the Earth, but they keep missing it.

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Well there goes my fun

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Errr, sorry. I think it's cool. Here's a Scishow episode about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnzquEOMLGU

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The one circumstance in which the whole thing can break apart and not fall all over the floor and he uses soft shells

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... isn't that kinda the prerequisite base for a burrito?

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This is the best comment I've ever seen on imgur.

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hard shell are not mean to exist... it's an abomination to call those hard shell things tacos or burritos

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Well yeah, hard shells makes dust and debris that can get into random bits of equipment and kill everyone in a fiery explosion.

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Plus I've never seen someone use a hard shell for a burrito

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But wait.. Isn't a taco just a burrito in a hard shell? I need answers, my mind is being blown

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No, you can have a soft taco (just ask catbug). I don't believe tacos involve rice? (Total Mexican food noob, could be way off the mark)

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Don't hurt hurt yourself.

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Because......then it would ba a taco?

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crumbs are bad, mmkay

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...but then its not a burrito

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Bitch, do you not know what a fucking burrito is?

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Nice.

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Imagine little bits of crust flying into crevices and machinery. Do you want Space Ants? Because that's... well, you know.

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Tortillas were chosen because they don't crumble like regular bread. So NASA thought of that.

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I for one welcome our new insect overlords

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