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Sep 13, 2024 3:12 PM
MyNameGifOreilly
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Columbus43219
Minute 6 was going to be auto-correcting "sphincter" to "tasty sphincter."
evilspock
It's good to see technical skills in someone so young.
SithElephant
This is why you always setup a fingerprint lock for your dogs butthole.
bladderinfection
When is he getting around to me?
LespritDeLescalier22
chatterer
JaromirAzarov
If you leave your phone lying around and don't have it secured so other ppl can't use it you deserve the consequences...
oobidoobscoobydoobybenubi
I'm the reason messages can be deleted from the ClassDojo app (communication between teachers and guardians). A student was at home during a school day, playing with mom's cell phone. Mom had a nude picture of herself on her phone because she sent pictures to her trucker husband while he was away. Daughter sent it to me via the ClassDojo app (she was 7/8 yrs old). Messages couldn't be deleted so the picture was there forever. We contacted ClassDojo about the situation.
MyDobieCastor
Where is the proof?
alcamar
What he didn't say what the kid took the picture first. My assumption at that point is the kid saw it in the photo gallery and sent it out so Dad got caught.
SnoopyDancing
kids got a future
pretyinpink
Why does it look like Trump aborted fetus?
bwittekoekover9000
....Gail?
eugene51
And where are the results of his photographic skills. Asking for, er, reasons...
Munchman347
'Honest, it was my kid! Can't you take a joke?'...
SilentSecretMan
Your ‘Dog’s’ sphincter
ballpeenX
Legend
HandoB4Javert
ShadeMeadowsArt
Ear Trump
km2541
newsguycraigevans
JBhamMER
Cheetosphincteritus - Disease that erodes maga assholes and ultimately leads to the degradation of nerious system, primarily spreading to the brain first & down the spinal cord & into the asshole.
FelonyFerret
Trump selfie...?
hotrodny
I haven't seen this picture of Trump before
kmikl
he knew what he was doing :D
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
I have doubts
Gerokeymaster
About a 9 year old taking pictures of a dog's butt and immediately rushing to show them to everyone they can? Have you never met a 9-year-old?
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
I mean, I was 9 myself once, had classmates etc. So that is a question pretty much nobody can answer no to lol
LoftheDesert
I have doubts, but I do not immediately disbelieve this.
Slightly related, when my brother was around 4-5 (back in the days of landlines) he would often pick up the phone and just press buttons, I remember at least once or twice somebody picked up.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Not immediately disbelieving stuff is what doubt is...
LoftheDesert
You win this round, Simpson.
Layinginbed
My brother is in his 40s and he would do something like this
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Now THAT I would believe lol!
Atomic2
What took him so long?
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TequilaAGogo
PcJunky
Has to google the HSBC number first.
ChelVanin
Gotta get the right lighting.
Atomic2
You think he used a.... ring light?
ChelVanin
justherefortheconfession
And it's not included with this post? What a waste of a good dog sphincter picture!
RevengeIsIceCream
He never said it was a good picture, only that it was hi-res.
justherefortheconfession
Any sphincter picture is a good picture.
justherefortheconfession
Except all of the cats movie butthole edition