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Apr 16, 2021 12:02 AM
pinkgurl85
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licenseplateart
Thats a challenging wank, but I'd give it a go.
loveisallwereallyhave
7, 8 filled with hate
xuumo
Tits
SirDistic
iFunny.
?noredirect
kjkhat0
Uhhhhhh wrong character
snelzzy
Why didn't anybody rhyme with six? *Sad face*
ieatpinkcrayons
ToSisPoS
Also: “why don’t girls like meeeeeee? I’m nice!!”
cookieisland
9, 10, she has it tucked in!
endo357
?
WideningEarth9
Y’all are so mean
Nightgambit
Killer rack on that one
SaveitforQueenDoppelpoppolus
five six pick up sticks
DionysianMask
Ew ifunny
Ohhhhyeahhhhhhh
5,6, I only see her tittz.
pizzapartyhard
Jason originally wore a sack on his head. On top of that, he wasn’t even the original villain of the Friday the 13th series.
Sirvi
It was his mother in the first one?
pizzapartyhard
Yes.
lwoshea
♫ Voorhees a jolly good fellow! Voorhees a jolly good fellow! Voorhees a jolly good fellow... and now you're all going to die! ♫
zepthenoob
I like to see a Friday The 13th reboot where Jason can fucking run.
Sirvi
Just let the killer teleport around my dude.
DukeDarkwood
Snoopy101x
magueule31000
Wow so sexist out there
TonnerreCadien
My dumb ass was look for Freddy sneaking up on her ass in the background.
Ranlothir
My dumb ass was getting murdered while looking at her boobs!
SnafuKatt
Can someone fix this?
yamigenesis
7, 8. Why the fuck can't I get a date?
MyleKeville
No one cared who she was until she put on the mask and wore a low cut shirt.
geezer7019000
Nothing wrong with that
Mostlydeadpool
wait? who's wearing a mask?
ctotheg2
No one cared after either
VitaminBeaPositive
That shirt is basically a clown car for how pushed together everything is.
MyleKeville
At least 24 people did.
ThingsLeonidas
Your sexism is showing. Maybe put that back far far back where it came from and rethink how you view and treat women
woozle
7,8 she has big boobs
thrashingcows
I like how you rhyme and think...?
betamaxforever
A cups are big?
jontanamoBay
9, 10 let’s see em then.
ShamefulPerformance
A true wordsmith.
RolandLovecraft
Shadows and dust, Maximus. SHADOWS AND DUST.
SawdustAndRust
My man out here doing the real work.
Arthurtwoshedsjackson
Small boobs smashed together
Cruelroullette
80085
MagmaCarta
9 10 huge tracts of land, my friend.
prattlepro
That was how I knew this was a funny meme! Boobies and the ifunny really clued me in.
GinOClock
Nah, just a good bra
numnumz
Thats why they call it a wonderbra. When she takes it off you wonder where they went
shyasen
OK, she has "doesn't matter, she has boobs" boobs.
GinOClock
Boobs are good!
ufindjosh1
MrWizzzard
Nice one, bra!
GuillotineTheRich
Jason Whore-vees
NotTheRealMeNow
Wouldn’t that be Pamela?
twfx
+1 for a proper spoonerism
GutsTheStruggler
Hey that's me!
SilverPossum
I stared at your name for 5 minutes trying to figure out what Bock Sramson was alluding to. And then it clicked.
KainWhisper
5, 6, Look at this bitch.
daschizznitting
7,8 I lost my paperweight
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recliningpanda
Yea I’m pretty sure that isn’t a deal breaker
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NuthinButts
You have sex with your own penis? You pervert!
recliningpanda
Well it would result in a lot of questions if I used someone else’s. Like where is the rest of the body. And why do you have dongchucks
Iowyn
7, 8 still would date
ThisAccountExistsForMatureStuff
7, 8, her tits are great!
doctorhorseplease
BrokeNcyde will never die?
northernmt
Sorry, what were we talking about?
jjw9
7, 8, as long as she doesn’t have Chucky’s face - I would date.
chermand0811
7, 8, for the love of god never mate
thehoesenone
7, 8, six and bitch don't rhyme mate
KainWhisper
9, 10, too late, the upvotes are in.
banur
9, 10 it doth when you're Mike tythen.
thehoesenone
This is beautiful
Choopsha
ThrowPETAtoTheVeganLions
7,8 She should visit a lake
Op19
9,10 Slim Shady said to do it again
ILiekToCookAndBake
9, 10, maybe jump in
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ballsoutflyer
Okay, that made me laugh because it was so unexpected.
thealmightddd
11,12 were going to hell
BortymcBortfeis
I like how you all are on board to NOT rhyme
ipoopanywhere
13,14, she looks stupid
Teasaurus
15, 16, I see we've given up on rhyming
vickyblr
It's Friday 13
OverzealousDude
It’s Saturday, Sunday WHAT?!
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
SlavicMusk
Perfect closure
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
7, 8, time to masturbate.
dontlookinmybeard
Dude...7,8 tits out mate!
ipoopanywhere
Cuz of the boobs or the mask?
Deffentlynotagnome
Yes.
backrideup9
Yes.
QT3pt141592653
Was hoping someone posted this...
rezorrand
9, 10 .. whatever you're in (to)
iputmymouthonit
Haha, the uh... Mmmaaasss-the boobs right? It's the boobs I bet. No. Yes. Uh. I've had sex before.
Arcticguardian
I see your into cosplay.
AnEndlessFractal
You can’t masterbate to stupidity.
hightechpirate
Not unless you're a republican!!
Swissknees
Untrue. I am currently jacking it to your spelling.
AnEndlessFractal
LOL tru dat
Swissknees
Good sport!
Drunkablancas
All the comments calling her a bitch, whore, prostitute mixed with how much you wanna jerk off and fuck her. Yep, definitely a healthy view
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
Not defending assholes' action, but it used to be way worse. So bad I abandoned Imgur for a year. Unfortunately some shit lords remain.
SybilCrawley
This is Imgur, where women can only be either whore or hag. We mustn't point it out or else someone's fragile ego will bruise.
manchestertart
It does baffle me that a community so open and progressive as Imgur can at the same time be sooo unbelievably sexist.
coolkidwestern
Because Imgur isn’t really progressive, it just pretends to be so that the “whores” would like them. Just a wolf in sheep’s clothing
becauseurwrong
Liberal men backhand women, conservative men palm-slap. It's everywhere when you start noticing, and very depressing.
Barbario
Still waaay better than the 9gag community though... used to browse there on my phone but couldn't stand all the sexism and the incels
SawdustAndRust
SybilCrawley
Well, I know this is a complex idea here but, women exist outside of their fuckability.
SawdustAndRust
Meh I was just having fun with your comment.
Drunkablancas
It was my comment and it was a serious comment about a serious subject. Which is why your joke was like a fart in an elevator.
SawdustAndRust
I take your serious comment seriously. Even if my reaction was less than serious.
EnthusiasticPickle
Is "whore" really necessary?
Lepercake
Is it ever? Even if they rootin tootin prostitutin' you shouldn't.
Drunkablancas
It's a woman with breasts who was wrong about something in nerd culture, duh. Of course she's a slutty whore prostitute bitch.
dreamsGamer
I'm sorry! But you do know I have nothing but love for you?
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dreamsGamer
Adult store
TheActualMalloryArcher
Floor, chore, door, roar, more, ignore, Thor, store, gore
Lepercake
"bore"
stosh1138
"Boor"*
Lepercake
Thanks ? I amn't English.
DukeDarkwood
Both are words, the meanings are quite different. A 'bore' would be a person who is, well... boring. A 'boor' would be uncouth, rude in a
SirPrized
What else rhymes with 4 in this current situation?
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TheDickTater503
Voorhees you dinglebutts
Lepercake
"bore"
Someshithead241
That's shit.
Lepercake
Not as shit as calling someone a whore imo
Someshithead241
It is when you're trying to insult them. Bore is a dogshit insult, especially in this context. Fricking frick is better
AvgWhiteShark
Sirvi
*later* Uh...he's done with the campers!
harrison100012
Yes
terronium12
A man of killer culture. Upvoted!
CyanXiphos
80’s babes best babes
Ilikecreativepeople
Isi151e
Yes and yes
crateo
Sauce?
99Nomads
Jason X
CrowofDawn
I may be incorrect but I belive this is Freddy vs. Jason. Possibly Jason X
Sirvi
Jason X
thepronouncer
Aka, the one where the writers Jumped the Shark. . . (for like the 4th time. . .)
EggFooYung
Yeah, but it was hillarious.
Sirvi
Jump the shark...I never really understood that phrase...
AvgWhiteShark
MightyMorphinPowerPenguins
All of the above.
Isi151e
And also yes
AvgWhiteShark
Isi151e
Not exactly a deal breaker
AvgWhiteShark
Isi151e
I'm gonna head out, you do you though
Smayds
You'll beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker?
Irishman1227
Bless you, dumb movie, but the whacking of bimbos into one another via sleeping bag is legendary.
emjay9010
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
I saw this in the theater. Legendary scene in such a shitty movie.
ColnelMeatsicle
We don't count Jason X as a Friday the 13th film it was entirely stupid.
MrOsmo
Dont pretend like friday the 13th series didnt fall off earlier. Looking at you Jason Goes to Hell
JeremyPeevin
Jesus, come on man. If you're gonna pick and choose there's worse Friday films to ignore. Like the one where it was the ambulance driver.
Imnormal
What the hell movie is this?!
AvgWhiteShark
RichterCa
Well, you have to admire his efficiency...
AvgWhiteShark