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Vegan's first attack on mankind
Jan 12, 2018 4:31 PM
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FullPlateHero
I upvoted purely for inflatable flamingo from reaper. The rest was good, but that's what got my vote.
RandyKnapp
Gay? I'm?
metalfoto
#3 is RAD
walterPPK
They have koalas and drop bears confused: they’re actually two different animals.
kakarot29j2000
Koalas are called drop bears because they are super fierce, do not call them bears in front of them as they will go for the kill.
MoreAwesomerDan
Upvoted because of the sacred texts. I'm missing so many of my own sacred texts, they may be lost to eternity.
delcera
Just like other sacred texts, you can find them online. Just FYI.
netflixNchillin
Wholesome dump
shelbybaby
Why, thank you.
BarelyConsciousRampage
1/2 Ya those Christmas beetles are all grand and shit and may not kill you (likely story) but I was on a bike and drove through a swarm of
BarelyConsciousRampage
2/2 them and I swear to god it was like someone threw half a fuck ton of marbles straight at my face.
MargeauxPotter
That dentist one probably isn't true, but it was really funny.
Octavius440
Despite what it says, that pineapple juice is shady as fuck.
clairesghost
https://youtu.be/l114zXLsAv4 gdam koala bears
SLPsRockTheABCs
My dad was bit by that tick a few years ago. A cheeseburger could end him. I still feel bad eating one in front of him.
SirSage
See how he feels when you give a kielbasa a reacharound in front of him.
outofdatesteroids
Is the meat allergy tick real ?
foofoocuddlypoops3
http://acaai.org/allergies/types/food-allergies/types-food-allergy/meat-allergy here's some meat free sause for ya
calichiq691
Alpha gal! There's a really good radiolab about it, you should check it out.
AX0751935
Yes.
fairybug
Yep.
HonestAbe
Yes. Happened to my uncle in Illinois. http://acaai.org/allergies/types/food-allergies/types-food-allergy/meat-allergy
somnif
Yep. It will also make you allergic to cat dander in the process. Rather nasty, and we know barely anything about it so far.
damethelog
My old boss got it. 70 year old retired marine colonel, suddenly i was making him salads and fish instead of steak for dinner.
MetaSomma
Why were you making your 70 year old boss dinner? Was his name Harvey?
MsDavidAttenborough
It makes you allergic to just mammal meat. My professor had it. He was fine. It's not nearly as bad as Lyme disease
Broonstar
Bring it on, I don't even like Limes!
MargeauxPotter
Being allergic to mammal meat is NOT fine!
groovinlow
Technically it is non-primate mammalian meat, so...
darkdragonempress
You still got fish, and I think chickens. You wouldn't be able to fulfill your lifelong dream of eating platypus though.
CptRobotNinja
Alligator too!
mycatToastwasafatasshole
Can you still eat cheese?
darkdragonempress
I would think so. Meat and dairy have vastly different makeup.
ShepskyHuskherd
I believe it's an enzyme in red meats that you become allergic to so I think cheese would probably be okay
abundantbadgers
Ok what the hell does this even mean?
NinjaCongo
After reading all the replies in this thread so far, I'm none the wiser what it means.
Norythelittlebrie
It was most likely automatically translated from another language and nobody was there to check /spoke a word of English
vettastryker
Oh you poor young thing
GassyWizard
it means you're gay
abundantbadgers
As said by an inquisitive Yoda.
abundantbadgers
Drucifer1988
seems likely
CrimeBrulee
Old meme
abundantbadgers
Ah, thanks! I seriously did not know that haha, now I'm educated.
lawlschool88
Good ol days of something awful
Oily76
If you have to ask...
EIonMusk
It's likely.
Ruhig
Some people find out the hard way: from a banner ad. Others have it easier, and find out from a 12-year-old screaming it at them online.
MetaSomma
I was in the latter category, myself
BishlamekGurpgork
I wrote a very short story when the second-to-last image was submitted as a writing prompt. It can be found here:
BishlamekGurpgork
https://promptinspired.blog/2017/07/31/retirement-plans/
darkdragonempress
That's pretty entertaining. Makes a lot of sense
BishlamekGurpgork
Glad you liked it!
MetaSomma
Love it, good job frend
BishlamekGurpgork
Thank you! I'm always glad to hear that someone enjoyed something I made. And . . . artist? Artist! Thanks!