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EeveeSteve
*neither, nor* lets not forget our grammar
GriffithsReign
I bet all those kids and prostitutes have some info
TravelsWithRoxy
nah they didnt
HonestCommentFarmer
It ain't truth. It's a nice conspiracy theory that fits into the narrative "the rules don't apply to rich people."
LetumComplexo
Which to be fair a lot of the time they don’t. That’s what makes it such an appealing conspiracy theory.
theycallmenaptime
Actually,it’s “neither celebrating his death, nor...” Remember this mnemonic: either, or and neither, nor.
daiya1
I mean...I don't know what sites you went to where people were celebrating him with his image but... Oh wait no one's doing that
SergeantMajorSpoiler
makesense
'Only truth' my ass. He killed himself.
JasoSpaks
I'm not a supporter/hater of Epstein but those claiming he didn't commit suicide have no proof. It feels good but think but there's no proof
JasoSpaks
Damnit no editing!
optikmike
Where's the proof from those that think he did? And what proof can you believe at this point?
MaryGoRound12
So we just aren’t believing coroners now?
EarthDragon2189
Innocent until proven guilty. Until evidence of murder surfaces, we assume suicide. That's how the law works.
QuickLighting53
humaneffigy
A prison overseen by the justice department, who heard of such a thing?
Claugemire
Ok guys, I looked into this. It's all silly trying to pin this on Barr when so many others are much closer connected. This is bunk!
SergeantMajorSpoiler
Pot, meet kettle...
captainjuicynipples
Nice knowing you
lewlzz
and nobody thought to look at the cameras of all the entrances/exits of the building for the last 12-24 hrs and the following 24 hrs??
MaryGoRound12
Breaking news: “to appease conspiracy theorists online, we’re reporting that one walked into building in a case where man commits suicide”
lewlzz
"Breaking news, I got fired by the for trying to dig up the list of people entering "
lewlzz
"Breaking news: Well known journalist dies in river with broken neck and head contusions, was olympic swimmer."
MureNos
No, because honestly, if I were him, there would have been several copies of everything I had, and a "dead man's switch". Tortured first.
doobiedoobop
This. It's been long enough by now, no 'insurance policies' appearing on reddit means suicide.
PoppaBigBear
probably not that smart.
magicrhombus
I doubt he planned on getting seriously caught. After all the first time he flexed a few political muscles and it went away.
PanicAtTheCostco
For sure. I mean you have to watch your back if you’re gonna be king of the snakes...
27yoUGLYvirgin
I don't think you thought that through. Why would he do that.Why would he rat out all his pedo friends because one killed him? Very unlikely
qqqbra
Nah, the DMS hasn't activated because he isn't dead, it was a body double.
WisdomThumbs
I was downvoted for pointing this out two days ago. But the photos are undeniable. The real question is:
WisdomThumbs
Did he get a permanent vacation on an island somewhere, or is he currently getting his fingers peeled? Probably the latter. But who knows?
SlightlyStoopidBear
Photos?
WisdomThumbs
SlightlyStoopidBear
well that's certainly interesting, thanks. something to look further into
bhaail
There is a conspiracy theory that he was swapped out last min :/
WisdomThumbs
It’s not a theory. Photos were taken of the body double on the gurney. The nose and ears are plainly different from Epstein’s.
WisdomThumbs
Oh look. Downvoted again. Here's the sauce. I spent two days researching cartilage. Ask me and I'll explain.
WisdomThumbs
If you want the sauce, I’ll even link it for you.
86yourhopes
.
WisdomThumbs
Bonkersfilly
I do
WisdomThumbs
Spekemat
@WisdomThumbs can you link me aswell? Thanks!
WisdomThumbs
namAehT
Anyone that maintains a hold over others (or extorts them) should have a dead man's switch in place.
TheAzureWrath
Maybe, but what if people you love still benefit off the way it was/is? You would not risk exposure
ThinkFreer451
If they can kill a man in prison and get away with it, they probably have the wherewithal to "intercept" the switch before exposure...
chittychittybangbang22
Please explain the dead man's switch. Asking for a friend.
GFYandyourstupidrequirements
Google knows...
Mairoa
Basically have a program that, if you don't take action (login, etc) for a period of time, sends emails, posts on websites, etc, everything
Idabeard
Like in the movies... if so-and-so doesn't here from me he/she will call the police/send everything to the media/delete my browser history.
thestudyofwambology
If you die everything comes out
GrateWhite
Yeah, I hear it’s because the muscles in your butthole relax or something.
Imhereforthelurking
Think a program set to send all information to viable whistleblowers if a passcode is not given within a time set. A deadman switch is-
Imhereforthelurking
A device, like the spoon of a grenade, that needs to be held shut to prevent its detonation. The death or cessation of the holder will-
Imhereforthelurking
Trigger the activation of the device, causing undesired damage
spittleteets
Originally used for mechanical purposes. Like a kill switch stops everything. A dead man switch stops the machine when the operator is no
spittleteets
Longer in control, unconcious or dead. Usually a switch or relay is released, circuit is broken and power stops preventing injury ->
spittleteets
Later this was adapted to computers. Info is held until the switch is triggered due to inactivity and the information is released.
PureOdio
Historically, a detonator type for an explosive that would trigger if the wielder was killed, to discourage people from killing the wielder.
PureOdio
In this case, a system such that, if they Epstein you, all of the misdeeds (and proof) goes instantly, massively public. The nuclear option.
FuryM0nk
The mutually assured destruction option.
Dragonwolf43
A measure that if he is killed all information is released
phillipsnelson
like a police raid?
DisgruntledFerret
Not necessarily information released, but "something" happens if a person dies. The cliche scenario in fiction includes setting off a bomb.
thehoundjr
What if the person holding the info is killed as well? In a freak hang-gliding accident, of course...
Dragonwolf43
Well ideally it wouldn’t be a person but perhaps a mechanism to release info online if there isn’t a login within a certain timeframe.
TheMadOnion
More realistically a secret server that automatically releases data if not given a command in a certain amount of time.
Grizy
I doubt KingOfRandom was in cahoots with Jeffrey Epstein, but maybe you're on to something
Escapist83
It was suicide, you dipshits.
AllIGotWasALousyTShirt
Wow, someone's desperate for upvotes.
scarfunkle
Chits-fuct all the people involved need to be prosecuted
brownribbon
Sure would love to see some evidence he was murdered. Yet to see any.
wadatahmydamie
@OP you’re helping those same pedophiles by spreading this conspiracy theory, which obscures important stories.
wadatahmydamie
One of them is that Epstein updated his will to try and hide his money from his victims the day before he killed himself.
wadatahmydamie
Another is that Bill Barr’s father gave Epstein his first access to little girls. If you didn’t know either of those, please leave a dot.
EarthDragon2189
This isn't truth, because there is no proof. Everyone who reposts this is a colossal hypocrite.
213anon
Is sharing this post irony? Funny? Are we being trolled?
Beardologist
Remind everyone. Sweeping it under the rug serves nothing.
Hibbtygibitty
Yes. It’s true he molested children. Oswald shot a Kennedy. Conspiracies suck though.
anvilon
Yes
VeryRealGirlAndNotRussianBot
It says anyone so i guess?
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Anonymouz127
Not sure if what I posted worked, but I stated my concern over meme/immortalizing a horrible person. 2/2
rile
This is true and I support it, what rubs me wrong is memes with Hilary... As he wasn’t buddy with the other sex offender, currently in WH!
StarkeRealm
Yep.
nanabroccolifart
Just being reminded not to forget about blackmailers and pieces of shit
BloodyGarbage
And are accomplishing absolutely nothing aside from reducing a literal monsters legacy to being a fresh prince esque meme punch line.
CoronalThoughtEjection
I'm just baffled by the notion that people think memes/public opinion will actually influence the speed/outcome. It's out of our hands, guys
antimatterar
We cyber bullied a movie studio so there’s a chance!
BloodRedWolf
So if we keep making the public aware that this guy was murdered, it will make the murderers turn themselves in. Good plan, solid logic.
muggybonehead
So true. The real story is how we give celebrity and money a free ride through morals. But “Corruption is cheap” is hardly a headline.
qqqbra
True, but everyone needs to be reminded that the entire ruling class habitually exploit the poor, sexually and otherwise
kevinbaken
He was a coward that hung himself. People do it all the time in custody.
BunchaCrunchOfHuman
Right. Or other inmates found him so repulsive they murdered him for cred.
Corona688
Not implausible, his last cellmate beat him. But I think he was in solitary for that reason.
lasertag2000
so you think it was extreme incompetence, taking him off suicide watch, cameras not working, both guards falling asleep
AlkeneThiol
He paid people to give himself room to kill himself. Even that doesn't have evidence but is far more likely when there is zero evidence of a
AlkeneThiol
2) third party that somehow snuck in and killed him without leaving any forensic trace
waitwasthatreal
He was off because he said he didn’t try to hurt himself the first time, one of the two cameras didn’t work, and that prison is in complete>
waitwasthatreal
Disrepair, heating and cooling broken, infestation. And yeah, guards sometimes fall asleep at 3am.
Counterfit
His own lawyer argued to take him off suicide watch
kevinbaken
Far more conceivable than this conspiracy theory.
Corona688
He wasn't in rich guy prison. He was in regular people prison. Everything's broken, the staff's overworked, and your cellmate beats you.
Corona688
So yes... This is absolutely par for the course for your prisons, and if you think that needs improvement, you're right.
tjm1226
People who share this are perpetually sharing a conspiracy theory with no basis in fact. Show actual proof he was murdered.
TheEskimoJOE
Are you retarded? That’s not a rhetorical question. Considering how there is quite a lot of proof pointing to murder.
tjm1226
The coroner who did the exam stands by it was a suicide. Besides that, what proof shows it was a murder?
tjm1226
https://www.businessinsider.com/jeffrey-epstein-conspiracy-theories-death-clinton-trump-2019-8
igivetheinternets
Are you on the list?
Everythingisalie841
Id bet he isnt dead and hes on another island he owns.
Nooooooooooooooooooooo
100% this.
Conser1
I wouldn't call it a cult. Cult tends to imply some kind of religious/worship overtones. Maybe an infestation?
wtfiamfake
The conspiracy derps have a whole Moloch and baby eating fantasy carried over from their Pizzagate masturbations.
SalvadorVango
Really? I thought it was to farm fake internet points.
Hybris51129
Of course it is and to say otherwise only invites pointless hate and knee jerk downvotes.
wadatahmydamie
That’s all it’s ever been, with a side of helping a ring of pedophiles by shifting the focus to the guy who killed himself.
Mikeiller
people aren't posting this as a message or reminder. It's just the current popular meme and people want to fit in
schmonday
It's background noise at this point, like "ok boomer" or any other memetic phrase. It's something people say so often, it just enters one
schmonday
Ear and leaves the other without anyone critically thinking about what the phrase means. It's over saturated.
YouL0stTheGame
It is, but it sounds better to say the memes help keep the story alive when they really don’t
alex91093
There's plenty of other bad people that you haven't been shoving down my throat every 5 minutes. least that would be a breath of fresh air.
SpartaWillBurn
Can I interest you in a China post?
alex91093
At least those have a slight potential to make a difference unlike this which is in the hands of an ongoing investigation.
qqqbra
Pretty much every other bad person was on his plane at some point.
alex91093
I'm talking about throughout history since the internet wants to make sure that him and Brock Turner are forever in our faces.
WherePoetryComesToDie
The truth is Epstein was a sex offender & trafficker, connected to many powerful people. Saying he was murdered is not truth but conjecture.
phunkiejunkie
You are absolutely correct, but you are also the guy who thought the bridge collapsed on its own.
MaryGoRound12
I’m so fucking tired of this conspiracy every day. With a quick google search I can find feasible explanations for all these “coincidences”
Stuckinaboxthere
I mean, so is saying suicide, considering the absolute minimal investigation
Cataleast
How do you know there was "minimal investigation"? Because fucking Fox stopped talking about it? MORE TINFOIL! I SHALL START A HABERDASHERY!
praiseDOG
Hard to prove one way or another
NotAMorningPerson
Even if he did commit suicide, he was probably strongly coerced into doing it.
MaryGoRound12
He actually wanted to commit suicide. He had tried already. I can get behind the idea that someone let him, but not this murder conspiracy
hellokokoro
Yeah. While I don't think it was suicide-- Even if it were it would be out of fear of the consequences of exposing people who have the (1/2)
hellokokoro
power or leverage to kill him or those he loves or make him wish he were dead, so. Kind of a bad look either way. (2/2)
flamingflamingo
Evidence-based conjecture.
WherePoetryComesToDie
The Higgs was evidence-based conjecture. Until we something where murder is the only plausible explanation, this is a narrative, at best.
flamingflamingo
Murder IS the most plausible explanation. Nothing has just one plausible explanation.
WherePoetryComesToDie
I think there's more evidence for systemic incompetence across the board than a shadowy conspiracy that involves at least dozens of people.
flamingflamingo
Pedophilia rings usually ARE shadowy conspiracies involving dozens of people. And the timing of all that incompetence is pretty fishy.
humaneffigy
Do you have any idea how far down I had to scroll to find the first comment that wasn't someone jumping to conclusions?
johnhatten2
about 6 now
johnhatten2
6 comments
flamingflamingo
Ah, I see. We've reached the point where it's now become cool to be "over" the whole epstein thing.
WherePoetryComesToDie
Actually thought I'd be downvoted to oblivion by now, honestly. Surprised I'm not.
alsoAzrael
Is it really jumping anymore? People have made up their minds what they think long ago, and have no interest in evidence any longer.
juzsayin
Usually it's all the way down to 'bad replies'. Circlejerks hate anyone not gleefully jumping on their bandwagon. Truth be damned.
humaneffigy
This is a conspiracy theory. The investigation has not stopped. You are imagining a narrative it would fit within.
StopSpoilers
Source on any news regarding the investigation?
humaneffigy
Just as an activity to make a point, can you find any source that says the investigation ended? People seem to be just assuming that's what
humaneffigy
happened. The investigators already have all his records and shit.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Latest news: The FBI is about to arrest some of Epstein's child groomers based on evidence produced by the investigation. See link below.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1202320/jeffery-epstein-investigation-fyi-arrest-paedophile-child-sex-traffic
MaryGoRound12
Schooling conspiracy theorists one quick google search at a time.
neumatteo
We will never truly know the depth of this story.
Marno91
I think we will because a lot of these scum are connected . It’s only a matter of time
bemurray814
He drugs people who are trying to make a good life. presents them with adults who claim 7 and 12 through 14 to see if he can make a
bemurray814
Gangbanger or a pedo out of someone. Then frames and extorts them. Roofies and Viagra with meth smoke blown in their face yes alive n safe
HouseOfEvil
Isn't his home & offices being searched for evidence?
PitWolf87
Yeah but rich people have a lot of properties. Oh and what happened to the private island with the pedo colony?
Kamica
It'll be some novelty documentary food in like 50 years, when most of the people involved are dead.
rile
https://www.businessinsider.com/jeffrey-epstein-14-phone-numbers-connected-trump-black-book-2019-7
The2020ElectionWasStolen
Then explain why Trump was the only high profile person to assist plaintiffs' attorneys (as they attest) in their lawsuit against Epstein.
imgjim
Just like how the economy and politics *actually* function. If you can't imagine how it exists, then you won't understand when it exists.
dangerousDoc
We would have known 3 years sooner if ABC didn't squash the story
lewlzz
who owns abc? hmmm
TheOneTrueZongo
Or like 15 years sooner if people would have taken Alex Jones seriously
JasoSpaks
Its hard to take someone seriously when they claim the govt is making frogs gay with hormones followed by a testosterone supplement ad.
IAmTheOneWhoDrinksandKnowsThings
Hard to take a man serious when he tells the father of a mass shooting victim that his daughter didn’t really die. He’s a lump of shit.
The2020ElectionWasStolen
Fantasyland
lewlzz
we know that the owners of all major media killed this story hard in mass media so they're in on it. look into who owns almost all media.
lewlzz
pro tip it's like 4 jewish people, and in the one company that's not owned by a jewish person all of the VPS/etc are all jewish. just sayin.
Aelok
Not sure if saying Jews are bad or just that the connected people are so similar and like minded that they may be in cahoots together...
lewlzz
i'm not saying jews are bad moreso that they probably know what's going on, who killed him and why, etc.
SloppyUsedCondom
Eyes wide shut
HotDogPantsX
That movie has some Bush in it
SisterSpooky01
thebadsectors
Beat me to it
Gababu
If we find him we will! ( he might be alive for all we know )
linzerr
He’s def not
Gababu
how you know? the ones that killed him did the autopsy.
linzerr
Why would they keep him alive?
dirtmarker
Keep digging and you'll end up just like him. Best to remember him for the POS he was and move on with life. AND STOP POSTING THESE MEMES!
mpangelu
Found one of the cult members !
Ireplywithgifsandjpegs
dirtmarker
I watched that last week. Not for the first time mind you.
LeroyShabazAli
Nice try Mr Clinton.
Gatoechado
Mrs. Clinton!
PlusHooks
Kamica
You're telling Imgur peeps to stop posting a type of meme? Hahaha, you must be new here =P.
TMP5
never ever try ro suppress anything. we'll all seen what that leads to.
neumatteo
Just an observation, Ace. Relax.
dirtmarker
Im not upset with you. I'm damn sick and tired of these memes though.
Vilgashem
No!! No, stop posting things that I read of my own volition! Stop telling no one in particular facts for social awareness that I can ignore!
neumatteo
Thanks. I agree. That's kinda what I was saying. We'll never really know and we shouldn't spend all this time on it.
DrButterscotch
mycakedayismycakeday
Internet might be the wrong place for you then.
dirtmarker
You may be right
YouL0stTheGame
Look, I’m sick of these memes too but they aren’t really hurting anyone, just let them have their fun
owQuitit
And?.....
CrimsonReaper1985
I like to think that somewhere, someone has like a memoir he wrote that tells the whole story.
TheAzureWrath
Hahahah
Kilsim1v
He was a narcissist
laufox
Find Ghislaine Maxwell and you'll get your answers..she's not been seen since his arrest... she knows where the bodies are buried
CrimsonReaper1985
Yeah but who knows where she’s buried?
phillipsnelson
he kept a detail record of his dealing & had large number of documents associating other people. Nothing is a secret idk why the conjecture
TheAzureWrath
Sauce?
phillipsnelson
Can you look your self or do you need me to type it for you?
FeifonGitz
Type
CrimsonReaper1985
Oh fuck I wanna see that. I’m just curious how did they validate its authenticity? I believe he did that shit but misinformation is all over
phillipsnelson
You got to know the culture they live in. When you play in that world, if you can hold something against someone you/they do.
lewlzz
kind of stupid that he didn't setup a cache of evidence with a dead man's switch (like separate lawyers, or on the blockchain).
lewlzz
and once it's on the blockchain have a deadman's switch to release the key everywhere (computer somewhere that uploads the key publically).
lewlzz
protip for anyone who's going to whistleblow on something major and are worried that the government might epstein them, blockchain your info
phillipsnelson
or don't have sex with children