ImNotGayBut20BucksIs20Bucks
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Oct 13, 2017 3:16 AM
ImNotGayBut20BucksIs20Bucks
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istouche
Oh dear..
Mxlespxles
He ded
kissmyash
It is not fine. Abort.
chaoticdizzy
MrsTitsMcGee
You're in for a good night.
Zeiram666
Or be lucky like me and she means it
SpaceMusician
buy flowers anyway.
Spackler7
Ya, keep thinking she's fine...
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Thismuchistrue
In that case, apologize.
BewareoftheLeopard
RIP OP, you done fucked up now
itsba
you are so screwed.
majorboredom
Dodged a bullet on that one! You should go have a drink to celebrate.
tentsmusiciannyc
Should we tell him?
IronicUsername
Original.
MyNameIsDende
Originally sarcastic.
Xethrops
Flowers, man, flowers!
MajorPubes
Husbands everywhere
MyNameIsDende
Kek... husbands. And the girl next to him represents their side hoes, I assume?
RoyDMercer
"I'm fine" - good chance she'll stab you in your sleep tonight.
TempusAeturnum
+1 for tags
Ionlycommentwithonelinkofmathewwilderbreakmystride
https://youtu.be/cy46iOwWQiE
TheRushToNothing
FUCKING RUN!
ajusf16
*light chuckle
TheIncredibleOnion
dickbuttonenut
tell her to just calm down. my wife totally loves that
dbs84mn
Dude, just plan on sleeping on the couch
MyNameIsDende
But why thoe? Why doesn't she sleep on the couch if she's the one that's mad? I never got this trope...
pilotperson
I find it does kind of irrationally favour the woman. If the guy mucked up then maybe he should take the couch, but if I’m the one having a
pilotperson
petty (or hormonal) tantrum then I exile myself, not the boyfriend. It’s kinda like camping, anyway, and the space does me good.
Mcdeathcore
Tell her to when she is grown up enough to speak to you about her problems you will be there to listen instead of playing the guessing game
BobsonDugnuttJr
Then hode
mormacil
Why? If she hits you got ground to dump the bitch. If she screams then walk away from the child.
Martianmoney1
Cool , call her a liar!
GoldFrieza
Yeah @OP shouldn't have to put up with a compulsive liar!
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
puremagicman
MissusSpareTire
https://imgur.com/BhE9TnY
eruskafrath
Damn you!! Lol
puremagicman
Just trying to warn a brother....
eruskafrath
Nah you beat me too it:) fair and square
MyPowerLiesInMyBookshelf
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
The perfect cover for a trap.
Hardova8
Tell her to make you something to eat. She's in a good mood.
ImNotGayBut20BucksIs20Bucks
I am quote peckish. But shes busy doing the dishes
YetHereIam
By chance did she slap you while you were typing this?
ImNotGayBut20BucksIs20Bucks
I've a confession. It was a meme i seen on random
WhatDoesntKillYou
I once saw this sport bike for sale, the ad said: "I guess I misunderstood when my wife said 'do what you want'..."
ibeandrew
I'm really glad my fiance isn't passive aggressive. Because I'm an asshole and if she said "Do what you want, " I would.
DependingOnTheStreet
My wife has the passive aggressive shit down to a tee when she wants. It's sometimes fun to call her bluff, I pay for it in the end though.
ibeandrew
Sometimes it's better to ask for forgiveness instead of permission haha
DependingOnTheStreet
Haha, absolutely.
WhatDoesntKillYou
Are you married?
ibeandrew
I will be soon. I took that quote from my dad. Happily married for 26 years.