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Oct 24, 2016 5:58 PM
DaBakedPotato
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LZYRMN
And who's paying that electric bill?
vakrys
Ugh. I HATE the smell of vanilla!
KellerKniffing
robtoe81
It says two CAPS in a cup????
lieksoded
The first time I saw this meme the mistake was teaspoon/tablespoon confusion. Much more believable.
HumfreeBugart
Surely the size of the caps will depend on the size of your head
thebathtubcat
I ALWAYS read two cups :D
WinsWaldo
Make sure the container you use is Pyrex/heat safe.
Tunabear2
...more like a Yankee Candle store.
TheDudeanator
How much is two caps? How big of bottle caps?
Eniroth
This doesn't work. At all. Cups or caps, it smells a little bit, until you turn the oven off.
sociopathmaniac
That literally just made my day
brassinpocket
Nah, brah. Stovetop; water, cinnamon, allspice, ginger, cloves, vanilla. Boil for a bit then turn off. Like chrismagiving all up in you.
SapphyreEyes
Crock-pot on warm works well also
brassinpocket
oooh yes. Love me some crock pot
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
RTFM
Tomm1030
Be sure to use a styrofoam cup.
shaundo
IfYouDontFinishYourCommentIWill
Don't forget to add aluminum foil strips for better aroma diffusion, microwave for 1 hour for best results.
Gizzie
Funny story, i once microwaved chicken inside a foil when i was a kid, dad asked me to do it but i didn't know the concequences. Spaaarks...
boxerbuttwiggles
I made brownies in 4H when I was little and we mixed up the vanilla and sugar and put a cup of vanilla in them. We asked the leader for more
boxerbuttwiggles
and then she saw what we did and laughed at us. She was able to pour most of it off and they turned out great.
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
Is 4H code for something, or did it really take you 4 hours to make brownies?
DoYouWantItYaass
its a club thats kindof an earthier form of girlscouts: farm animal competitions, cooking contests, crafts and stuff. You see them at fairs.
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
Oh, alright. Never heard of it.
lorddanyl
My oven doesn't go to 300 degrees.
lorddanyl
Awww you're all so sweet I could stuff you in pastry and bake at 300 degrees.
PianoMan2112
...as the non-Americans set their kitchens on fire.
YaBoyWillyWill
Found the commie
lorddanyl
Yes! Fuck the commies! Woooo measurement system from the Commonwealth. Those beautiful Freedom units. Woooo!
quizquare
The Easy-Bake life can be rough.
awesomechicken
Dude... two cups of vanilla extract would be kind of pricey. Unless it was imitation...
TheDudeanator
I use the imitation for scent, works fine.
nixonangelo
You can make vanilla extract by using dried vanilla beans and high quality vodka. Takes about 6 months though. I got lots of it
GreaterDog
We make it ourselves with vodka and vanilla beans, much cheaper
katychla
Same. I easily have 2 cups of vanilla extract at any time. Please take some. So much... so much...
GreaterDog
We give them as gifts for Christmas :P People love it and ask for more
ubersketch
I think by caps it means caps full not cups
DerpyDuck1
Did you even read it?
Southpaw213
MrTummy
Gave you a upvote because I feel bad... Poor little guy
NoFoxLeft
I did the same.
CanadianJohnyAppleseed
Show no mercy
chazz251
Who just happens to have two cups of vanilla extract in their pantry?
Jaye94
????????
DammitMeredithWhereAreYourPanties
I have a 750 ml bottle of rum that I made into vanilla in my pantry. Well, about 3/4 of it is left now.
ThisWorldMakesMeSad
Idiots on Tumblr.
ubersketch
I think by caps it means caps full not cups
VenerateThisGuy
Pillsbury donut butthole lovers?
xochiluvr
BUN OF US.
iHaveToPoop
I didn't do the math or anything, but id guess that would be like 50 bucks worth of extract... there's no way anyone would make that mistake
graygrif
Sam's Club sells 16oz (2 cups) of vanilla extract for ~$12 and Amazon sells 1L (slightly larger than 4 cups) for ~$25
AzaellexTytalus
Fake vanilla is cheaper. Could have been that.
vapidvolvox
I have fake and real. My ex MIL buys me the fancy stuff once a year lol
TURTLEWAX1
My parents had a vanilla extract bottle. Get a massive bottle of vodka and split two-three vanilla beans and leave em in there
TheHappyCanadian
stocked up on cheap vanilla on our last trip to Mexico, we have at least two 1-litre bottles
Myniggathatwasdeep
Liars and the muffin man probably
PianoMan2112
Goes pretty good with milk if I remember right. Had Nestle Quit & Strawberry; I wanted vanilla milk dammit!
dobsonFly
Guilty. I bake. Like... A lot
bwandee
Pillsbury Doughboy?
graygrif
The mascot of the Pillsbury Company. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pillsbury_Doughboy
MrLemmings
I've got homemade vanilla that is a whole Bacardi bottle.
vapidvolvox
Cool, i should look that up!
kungfucatattack
How do you do that?
MrLemmings
Buy vanilla beans then place in Bacardi bottle.
kungfucatattack
Oh. Does the kind of rum make a difference?
MrLemmings
Not really. It's mainly personal preference.
M3M0W
Costco sells large bottles of Vanilla Extract. Could have two cups worth but I've never needed that much in my life
hailthefish
It has exactly two cups worth.
Tamaska
I own one of those and I have for years.. I still have half
M3M0W
Right?! I can make so many baked goods with it!
firedove
I'm on my second bottle in four years. I love it.
Orion1030
Just bought one and realized I still had 3/4 of the last one in the back of my pantry
M3M0W
Oh man! Good thing they last for a very long time :)
Orion1030
Very true. Now i can make all the desserts for the holidays!
Hi6868
I think you discovered somthing even funnier about this someone went out their way to buy 2 cups of vanilla extract
vapidvolvox
I usually start drinking coffee at about 5am to sober up, but i still sing the kids their 'wake up song'.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
Either that or someone was lying on the internet. kermitdrinkingtea.jpg
Hi6868
Who would do somthing like that and just lie on the internet
vapidvolvox
Its just why I have so much vanilla is all. Random nights of baking. Depression and insomnia at its best.
vapidvolvox
I keep a litre, as well as 10 gallon drums of sugar and flour, cause sometimes i like to stay up all night, drink, and sing while baking...
MandelynMandiki
Drinking and baking is the best
RincewindTVD
A Litre? I assume artificial then. Unless you're a fancy bakery?
biscuitses
Can we be best friends? Because you sound awesome
SlickerThanNick
I want in on this too! Please!
starscape678
How do you bake while drunk? Cooking, sure, it's an art, but baking? That is science, so how do you do it?
vapidvolvox
Ive been baking since I was 9. I usually make cupcakes, breakfast bars, pancakes for when the jids wake up and something wildly extravagant
NoFoxLeft
Baking really isn't that hard if you're practiced at it; however, decorating is a whole other ball game.
AzaellexTytalus
My dad used to do that but it was because he was unemployed and depressed. It was always a gamble. Mmmm cookies but scary dad baking them.
vapidvolvox
I am depressed and unempliyed atm, maybe Im your dad :p
AzaellexTytalus
Do you bake really good cookies?
vapidvolvox
You should try my.monster cookies or my egg nog snickerdoodles!
NoFoxLeft
The best baking I've ever done is when I'm depressed and drunk.
NoFoxLeft
Comrade!
vapidvolvox
You should behold my baking pantry. It makes me happy looking at it and thinking of the possibilities, nothing too fancy, just lots of item
NoFoxLeft
I'm already jealous. I have a wee kitchen. Less than an arm span of counter space and sketchy cupboards but I have some nice equipment.
vapidvolvox
That sucks. You know you can usually rent a community hall kitchen for like 100. I rent one when i want to make 20 loaves of banana bread
vapidvolvox
Id almost kill for a kitchenaid mixer, but like a 10 gallon one lol