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Reassuring
Sacrylin
"Incoming fire has the right of way" LUL
SectorZ
Top comment isn't "MURRRRRPPPPHHHHH". I'm disappointed.
erischilde
All things in the universe are either potatoes, or, not potatoes.
Urgalicity
Not only is your weapon designed by the lowest bidder, but approved by the dumbest Engineer.
Ashontez
I would like to think the "Your weapon is made by the lowest bidder" was in there twice on purpose. Its a very important one to remember
hillarymuff
If it's difficult for the enemy to get in, it's difficult for you to get out.
Piornet
Can someone explain #1?
Frederf
Just because you've decided it doesn't make it so.
BulletsForBreakfastTacksForSnacks
I find 90% to be true to my deployments.
thedarkcanuck
Never bite off more than you can shoot
starkart
Clever and authentic
MajorLeagueFister
And older than time
RickyTickyB
There is a bullet out there with your name on it. The trick is to die of old age before it finds you.
Frederf
The enemy attacks when THEY'RE ready and YOU'RE not.
RutherfordNapkinface
http://imgur.com/y48vD
BeefRulez847
One bullet is a lifetime supply.
veryfreakingbored
Don't you worry Junior, you're hanging with Audie Murphy here my man.
derpwagon
Tracers work both ways.
Passionfish
I'd think any chest wound would suck
UnpinionedPoplars
Friendly fire isn't. Suppressing fire doesn't.
CrazyZonie
What if I draw water? Will people be upset with me still? __/(__/(__/(__
WorstShotEver
All bullets have your name on it.
Cyberwere
Never worry about the bullet with your name on it. Worry about the one labeled "To whom it may concern"
chetmanleyjr
And hand grenades are addressed to "whom it may concern"
renegadesurvivor
Close only counts with horseshoes and hand grenades
SpringToMyWinter
I've seen these before in other formats but I always upvote anyway.
perverteddouchbag
Dont fill your mag with tracers. It will only direct fire to you
MajorLeagueFister
I actually carried a tracer mag, but it was reserved for directing helicopter fire.
nonickname23
If it's stupid, and it works - it isn't stupid.
InboxMeYourPuns
in Fallujah there are stories of CE putting Claymores on engineer stakes and using them to clear rooms.
AyAyRonn
Well, sometimes it's still stupid. I've seen clients ask for some things and we've told them, "We can do it, but it's dumb. Are you sure?"
SomeWateryTartThrewASwordAtMe
Plans rarely survive first contact with the enemy
ThatsImpressive
You'll die if you're killed by the enemy.
SirJimmothy
What if you're killed by a friendly?
IAmTheBadW01f
Then you're only mostly dead
Chr1s70
Friendly fire is not friendly
ravagefox
Maxim 23: The company mess and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart.
Sentinel7
Friendly fire...isnt
Taafish
Was looking for you
Sentinel7
Why?
Chr1s70
Also, incoming fire has the right of way
Igiveshortresponses
Oh
realskramz
PhillyMick67
4 second fuses can't count
mustang2733
So it is true that those fuses aren't accurate to the second?
RandomAbscessMemories
I know if I were holding an explosive, the fuse would either be 100% reliable to the millisecond or it would be a pernicious force of chaos.
mustang2733
I play airsoft, and our grenades use CO2 cartridges, making them less than accurate time wise. They could explode the moment they 1/IDK
mustang2733
hit the ground, or take a full ten seconds before going off. I even had one go off midair.
GiveMeYourDownSyndromeVotes
If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck
Allhailmidgetgoat
As an Armoured Recce Soldier, this is very relatable.
thedevil
I wish people would learn to accept this in real world fights. The term sucker punch is pointless.
IlliniFire
The only dirty fight is the one you lose.
HeeelllloooooooMurse
There's a difference between catching someone off guard and just punching someone that isn't expecting a fight
thedevil
If you intend to fight them anyways then striking without them seeing you coming makes sense.
HeeelllloooooooMurse
Yes but if someone you intend to fight doesn't know that you do, you are probably the asshole in that situation
thedevil
Intention of treating him with respect or honor, nor of making it a fair fight. Only if making him suffer and regret ever meeting her.
thedevil
Depends. Personally I wouldn't attack someone unless they had done something to deserve it. Guy messed with my sister once. I had no
Igiveshortresponses
Huh
icookfoodandfightfire
Your tactic should always be to make the fight as one sided in your favor as possible and make it as unfair for the enemy
Igiveshortresponses
Yeah
NerdN1
Tactics are about tipping the odds in your favor as much as possible. Ideally, you want to have won before a shot is fired.
pilotwash
Idk man I'd really like to bomb the everliving Fuck out of the enemy first
Igiveshortresponses
Okay
IlliniFire
Take it easy Sun Tsu
nonickname23
I have always loved the 'Lowest Bidder' line. +1
Royice
It was stated twice just to be sure lol
SCOTTSTERLINGthemanthemythandthelegend
Is that to say that the quality is really shitty?
Joshkidd
No but usually you want a decent gun made cheaply so at times they may cut corners. Perfect example of cheap weapons might be The al
Hakosukaz
Cept the ak-47 is a majestic af bad guy gun the works pretty much no matter what. It is what happen when you get a cheap gun right.
Joshkidd
Which is extremely rare to happen. It was made by the Russians and the Russians know rugged
Joshkidd
Ak